I don't own Hetalia otherwise Australia would have been in it from the first episode (is Australian)
"Australia!"
The shrill cry could be heard in a distinctly British accent, which caused the other Nations to jump to their feet and run towards the shout.
"England, what's wrong..." America, France and Canada came round the corner to find the British gentlemen with his trousers partway off pointing a shaking finger at the toilet door.
"Th-th-there's some creature in there!"
"What? A monster in the toilet. Don't worry England the Hero is here to help you!" Laughing slightly America opened the toilet door and looked in. "Ahh!" Jumping back the door fell shut again, while the powerful Nation backed away to stand by England. "There really is something in there."
"Honhonhonhon, is my Angleterre afraid of the bathroom."
"Shut up, you bloody frog! There is some creature in there!"
Chuckling to himself France goes to the toilet door, I will show you there is no monster, my Angleterre."
"I think I'll go find Australia" Canada's softly spoken statement went unheard during England's angered reply to the Frenchman, so he turned and walked off.
"Eeeeee!"
Canada heard a scream behind him and hurried on his way to find the Australian.
"I told you bloody frog, something is in there."
France nodded subdued into silence, partly at the creature and partly at the fact that he agreed with England. America meanwhile stood between them, all three had their eyes trained on the toilet door and refused to look away.
"So what's the problem here then mates?"
Turning their heads all three Nations let out breaths of relief at seeing the tanned, brown-haired personification of the outback Nation, walking towards them, a slight smirk playing over his features. While Canada walked along behind him.
"There is a monster in your bathroom!"
"Monster? Let's see then," Australia said while opening the toilet door, "Ah, she ain't no monster. Just a goanna." The Australian turned to face the others holding a metre and a half long lizard in his hands. "I'll just put you outside girl and you can head off home." Grinning Australia put the lizard down and jumped back slightly when it made a feint at his feet before it quickly moved off into the bush. "There that's all taken care of, now lets go and have some of those prawns." Rubbing his hands together Australia smirked at the others, before walking back towards the back of the cabin.
"But that creature-"
"She was just a goanna," The Australian waved his hand dismissively, before turning his head back to look at the three still eyeing the direction the goanna went off in. "It's the dropbears you have to watch out for."
This really happened to me one time I was out camping with my dad and I went up to the showers and when I opened the toilet door a goanna was sitting there. There is now a sign on the door saying 'Goanna on the dunny." hence the tittle.
Goanna is the collective tittle of a bunch of monitor lizard species, 25 (of 30) of which can be found in Australia. And they can be feisty so you have to hold the back of the neck to control the head so it doesn't bite you...not that I encourage people to go after these lizards.
If anyone wants I can do a second chapter with Australia messing around with them about dropbears, and maybe bunyips