Authors Note: Ok I know I should be updating Skuttle Squirrels but this little one shot was inspired by one of my uni lecturers. I couldn't not write it. Ignore the fact that electricity/internet wont work around magic. Pretend that's been fixed :) Hope y'all like. Reviews are love!
Hogwarts gets the Internet
Dumbledore had lost the plot. Of this most of his staff were certain. The Internet! In Hogwarts! Absurd!
Trelawny was convinced the machine they had placed in her room was possessed. She eyed it fearfully as it sat innocently in the corner. She turned back to her class and proclaimed it an omen of death.
"Really Minerva, it's not that difficult. You just do this..." Dumbledore clicked away with the "mouse".
Minerva McGonagall was not impressed. With lips pressed in a tight line and eyes blazing she flicked her wand at the "mouse" and turned it into a real one.
"Now that was just childish," Dumbledore pouted.
Severus Snape was seriously questioning Dumbledore's sanity. Stupid muggle technology not doing what it was meant to. Severus clicked the tab he was trying to show his class again, and again, and again.
"It appears. To have. Frozen... Look at the syllabus in your own time. Notes..." Snape waved his hand at the board and the notes began to write themselves with a screech. His students winced, he smirked.
As the class busied themselves with copying them down he went back to fighting the evil computer. Close... close...close...
"What the fuck is this?" Snape stared at the screen in slight bewilderment as the detailed syllabus suddenly opened on screen. His class snickered. He glared. And again questioned Dumbledore's sanity.