Oh, Gosh
Summary: Natsume and Mikan had never met. They were like two hummingbirds that had also never met. Analysis at its finest. Complete Crack.
How they met:
He's running, running far away. You can see it from the way his eyebrows curve, to the way he crashes through the wall. The fact that someone's screaming his name only serves to emphasize this fact. There's a girl, she looks lost, and suddenly they crash into each other, both of them look dizzy. A man rushes to their side, the way his golden locks gleam indicates his sexuality, which has nothing to do with the earring in his left ear. He kisses the boy (only on the cheek, again, nothing to do with his sexuality) and the boy faints; we can see this through the way his knees bend, like a banana that's been bent like a boomerang. The girl looks horrified, probably by the way a random pigeon in the background has accidentally been run-over.
How their friendship developed:
"Oh, I hate him!" You feel that's she angry at someone. This someone is probably Natsume due to the fact that there's a random 'N' carved into the tree behind her (symbolism in letters, people). Suddenly, a boy falls out of a tree, he has a cat mask on; you think that's it's Ruka (with dyed black hair) because Ruka likes animals, and a cat is an animal. He has blood on his shirt, you can tell by the way his feet are trembling. The boy falls on Mikan and she screams, probably because she's forgotten to do her math homework.
"Natsume-kun..." Oh... Well, we all make mistakes. "Why are you injured?" You can tell that she cares for him and holds a great deal of passion for him deep inside. She pushes him off, probably because she has to do her math homework and NOT because his face is in an awkward place. "I'll go get help," she says, and you can tell that's she's going to Jinno 'cause there's a cloud that looks like the letter 'J' in the sky.
"HOTARUU!" …
How they became best friends:
"I will give you this piece of Howalon, if you go far, far away." You can tell that he really cares about her. Her eyes shine, probably with her love for him, "DEAL!" The way the leaves rustle behind them indicates a change in temperature.
How they fell in love:
"My dream for the future is to become a doctor," she says, and you can tell that she's saying this because she wants to mend the scars of his heart.
"My dream for the future is to live." This is so they can procreate, because even though love between the living and the dead is romantic, it's really unfulfilling.
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"I will give you two pieces of Howalon, if you go away even further than you did last time."
This shows that he's willing to give her the world, because his love for her is so strong.
How they ended up:
"I will give you three pieces of Howalon, if you go to the other side of the planet." His love for her is astonishing.
"DEAL!" You can tell they live happily ever after because there are clouds in the background which kind of look like smiley-faces.
THE END.
Authors note: I thought that I would share this masterpiece with the world, and hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. And yes, I did totally rip-off an analogy from a random website I found; all credit goes to the maker.
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