Rudy was frustrated.

Immensely frustrated.

Buck had, again, tied him up. His ENTIRE body was tied up with thick vines. It stretched his skin uncomfortably when he moved, and the only sounds he could make were muffled grunts. Curse that stupid, kinky weasel, curse him...

Buck sighed and grinned at him. "So many dinos, so few vines......"

Rudy growled.


This drabble has been brought to you by the line "So many stupid people, so little duct tape" and extreme happiness. THANK YOU FOR YOUR LONG, PRAISING REVIEWS LOCRIAN-MODE!!! YOU AND YOUR WRITING ARE AWESOME!!! :D

I've found that, if I'm actually trying to write humor...I can't do it. I have to actually GET a funny idea, or get inspiration from something else, and then type it out as it comes. If I'm trying to write humor just because, I can't do it. I can do it with angst, but not humor. CURSE YOU, HUMOR! CURSE YOU!

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