The Madness of Mario
Setting 1 : Station Square College
(it's been 1 year since the ARK incident and Shadow turned out to be alive...somehow. Also, somehow, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Metal Sonic, Omochao, and Rouge have decided to enroll in Station Square college (Omochao annoyed the guys who decided into it, Sonic, Metal Sonic and Shadow threatened to race them for it, Knuckles threatened to punch their brains out, Rouge threatened the same, except to KICK their brains out, Amy talked them into it with her hammer, and Tails...well he got 100% on every single entrance exam...because he's smart) They each share dorms with someone else...Sonic + Rouge, Tails + Shadow, Knuckles + Metal Sonic, and Amy + Omochao (though Omochao later switched rooms because of the hammer so he shared rooms with a retarted guy and Amy shared her room with Doctor Eggman which she put up with because he's good stress release material). Annnnnnyway, let's look at how each of them are doing.
(Sonic and Rouge's dorm)
Rouge : So how'd the basketball game go?
Sonic : Awesome! We won 125-101 and I scored 43 points
Rouge : Nice!
Sonic : So how'd the wall climber contest work for you
Rouge : I beat everyone! It was no contest
Sonic : Sweet
(Tails and Shadow's dorm)
Shadow : So how'd the exam go
Tails : Sweet! They had answers and we had to figure out the questions and I still got 100%
Shadow : Nice
Tails : So how'd the baseball game go?
Shadow : We won 10-1 and I made a grand slam that won't come down for another century
(100 years later)
Random Guy : Hey, what's that? (gets hit by Shadow's baseball and is knocked out)
(back to 100 years before that)
Tails : Cool!
(Knuckles and Metal's dome)
Metal : So how'd the wrestling match go?
Knuckles : Awesome! It took 30 seconds for the guy to pass out!
Metal : Cool!
Knuckles : So how'd the track meet go?
Metal : Super! I've been declared the fastest in the world
Knuckles : niiiiiice
(Amy and Eggman's dorm)
Eggman : ...Can I turn you into a robot now?
Amy : Come over here
Eggman : OK
Amy : No (knocks him out with her Piko Piko hammer)
(Omochao and retard's dorm)
Omochao : Press Spin Dash to Sonic and Shadow as B! I love men! I definitely don't love men!
Retard : duh....huh? (HEY! That can't be a random retard...it's Big the Cat! How he got in even I don't know...but before they do something else...let's switch to outside)
Mario : There it is...there's the college
Luigi : Let's go in and kick their asses
Jigglypuff : (translation) How stoned are you
Mewtwo : The world may never know
Mario : (turns demonic) I HEARD THAT! (Chops Mewtwo's head off and pours tar on Jigglypuff...in case you don't know, Tar is so hot that it can burn people's skin off hich is what it did to Jigglypuff)...now since Fox, Falco, and Dr. Mario couldn't make it...and we only need 24 guys...and we've enlisted the help of Giga Bowser, Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Wario, Waluigi, and Paratroopa....Pikachu and Pichu will be refs
Pikachu + Pichu : (translation) but we wanna fight
Mario : hehehe (turns demonic again) IF YOU 2 DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE JIGGLYPUFF AND MEWTWO, THEN YOUR SORRY ASSES ARE BEING THE REFS!
Pikachu and Pichu : (translation) ...ok
(oh yeah, by the way, Link and Kirby don't want to kill them, so whoever Sonic guys they beat, they will fake it)
Mario : Now then...Giga Bowser, burn up the place!
G.Bowser : You got it (burns up the place so much that only Amy, Knuckles, Tails, Sonic, Shadow, Rouge, Metal Sonic, and Omochao survive(how he did? I don't know). Eggman, Big, and everyone else dies)
Sonic : What the hell do you want?!
Mario : The 24 of us challenge the 8 of you to a fighting tournament tomorrow!
Sonic : Well, seeing as you've burned this place up...we accept
Mario : ...excellent...
Join us next time for the matchups of all the fighters and the first match
Setting 1 : Station Square College
(it's been 1 year since the ARK incident and Shadow turned out to be alive...somehow. Also, somehow, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Metal Sonic, Omochao, and Rouge have decided to enroll in Station Square college (Omochao annoyed the guys who decided into it, Sonic, Metal Sonic and Shadow threatened to race them for it, Knuckles threatened to punch their brains out, Rouge threatened the same, except to KICK their brains out, Amy talked them into it with her hammer, and Tails...well he got 100% on every single entrance exam...because he's smart) They each share dorms with someone else...Sonic + Rouge, Tails + Shadow, Knuckles + Metal Sonic, and Amy + Omochao (though Omochao later switched rooms because of the hammer so he shared rooms with a retarted guy and Amy shared her room with Doctor Eggman which she put up with because he's good stress release material). Annnnnnyway, let's look at how each of them are doing.
(Sonic and Rouge's dorm)
Rouge : So how'd the basketball game go?
Sonic : Awesome! We won 125-101 and I scored 43 points
Rouge : Nice!
Sonic : So how'd the wall climber contest work for you
Rouge : I beat everyone! It was no contest
Sonic : Sweet
(Tails and Shadow's dorm)
Shadow : So how'd the exam go
Tails : Sweet! They had answers and we had to figure out the questions and I still got 100%
Shadow : Nice
Tails : So how'd the baseball game go?
Shadow : We won 10-1 and I made a grand slam that won't come down for another century
(100 years later)
Random Guy : Hey, what's that? (gets hit by Shadow's baseball and is knocked out)
(back to 100 years before that)
Tails : Cool!
(Knuckles and Metal's dome)
Metal : So how'd the wrestling match go?
Knuckles : Awesome! It took 30 seconds for the guy to pass out!
Metal : Cool!
Knuckles : So how'd the track meet go?
Metal : Super! I've been declared the fastest in the world
Knuckles : niiiiiice
(Amy and Eggman's dorm)
Eggman : ...Can I turn you into a robot now?
Amy : Come over here
Eggman : OK
Amy : No (knocks him out with her Piko Piko hammer)
(Omochao and retard's dorm)
Omochao : Press Spin Dash to Sonic and Shadow as B! I love men! I definitely don't love men!
Retard : duh....huh? (HEY! That can't be a random retard...it's Big the Cat! How he got in even I don't know...but before they do something else...let's switch to outside)
Mario : There it is...there's the college
Luigi : Let's go in and kick their asses
Jigglypuff : (translation) How stoned are you
Mewtwo : The world may never know
Mario : (turns demonic) I HEARD THAT! (Chops Mewtwo's head off and pours tar on Jigglypuff...in case you don't know, Tar is so hot that it can burn people's skin off hich is what it did to Jigglypuff)...now since Fox, Falco, and Dr. Mario couldn't make it...and we only need 24 guys...and we've enlisted the help of Giga Bowser, Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Wario, Waluigi, and Paratroopa....Pikachu and Pichu will be refs
Pikachu + Pichu : (translation) but we wanna fight
Mario : hehehe (turns demonic again) IF YOU 2 DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE JIGGLYPUFF AND MEWTWO, THEN YOUR SORRY ASSES ARE BEING THE REFS!
Pikachu and Pichu : (translation) ...ok
(oh yeah, by the way, Link and Kirby don't want to kill them, so whoever Sonic guys they beat, they will fake it)
Mario : Now then...Giga Bowser, burn up the place!
G.Bowser : You got it (burns up the place so much that only Amy, Knuckles, Tails, Sonic, Shadow, Rouge, Metal Sonic, and Omochao survive(how he did? I don't know). Eggman, Big, and everyone else dies)
Sonic : What the hell do you want?!
Mario : The 24 of us challenge the 8 of you to a fighting tournament tomorrow!
Sonic : Well, seeing as you've burned this place up...we accept
Mario : ...excellent...
Join us next time for the matchups of all the fighters and the first match