Yeah Muffins, a my little pony fanfic

This is a humanized song fic. This is based off of the song 'yeah toast' by Heywood Banks. It's about Derpy and her love of muffins. Enjoy.

Derpy walks out onto a stage. She has a muffin pan strapped to her chest. She pulls out two butter knives and begins drumming on the pan. She starts singing,

"All across the country. Coast to coast...

Ponies always ask me what I like most...

I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast...

I always say 'I like muffins'...

YEAH MUFFINS!...

I get up in the mornin', bout six a.m...

Don't need jelly, don't need jam...

Take a bit of batter, put it in the pan...

Put it in the oven and it gets hot. I get muffins...

YEAH MUFFINS!...

There's no secret to muffin perfection...

There's a dial on the oven. Make your selection...

Make it warmer or cooler, then if you take 'um out too soon, put 'um back in again.

Make muffins...

YEAH MUFFINS...

When the first cavepony came in from the dregs...

Didn't know what would be better than bacon and the eggs...

Musta been a genius, got it in his head...

Put the batter in the pan, put the pan in the oven. Make muffins...

YEAH MUFFINS!...

Doctor Whooves...

Buckingham palace...

Big Ben...

ENGLISH MUFFINS!...

In Equestria, we're on Celestia Radio...

YEAH MUFFINS!...

YEEA-A-A-AH!...

Muffins."