Title: Jean Grey

Disclaimer: I do own anything. The people who owns X-men evolution does. I don't own Cruella de Vil the song from 101 Dalmatians. Disney does.

Summary: Kitty, Rogue, Kurt, and Pietro sing about Jean Grey. Jean Grey lovers beware. Jean bashers welcome.

Author notes: Today, I didn't like Jean so I wrote this fic about her.

For this fic to work, you need to stretch "Jean" out a little bit to work it out. This is my first Jean bashing fic.

Please read and review. If you do give me flames, please put it in constructive criticism.

Enjoy my story.

More notes:

() means what they are doing

Stuff in italic means singing

To the people who reviewed:

[b]Red Witch[/b], I love your joke. it was funny.

[b]Weeble Wobble Chic[/b] , thank you. I liked your review. lol

[b]Kari LeBeau [/b], sorry but that Jean Grey will be a one shot fic. Sorry. But my opionon will probably change in the future. I might do a squel or something. I don't know at this point.

And [b]Lady Trunks[/b] , [b]Kyma[/b] , [b]Rogue14[/b] , [b]kosumi[/b] , [b]Rogue Cajun[/b] , and [b]UnknownSource[/b] thanks again.

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Jean Grey

Kitty, Rogue, and Scott is sitting in a table eating their lunch and near by is the brotherhood. In the background you can hear….

" Arghh!" Jean screamed.

" I was only joking, Jean. I didn't mean to" Kurt whimpered.

"Ha ha, very funny. Just wait, I'll get you" Jean said.

"That must be Jean Grey. Jean Grey the perfectionist." said Rogue casually.

*BAMF*

"Hide me! Jean is hunting me!" Kurt exclaimed. "Okay. We were just talking about Jean Grey" Rogue said. "That's it" said Kitty who snapped her fingers.

Kitty (shaking her finger at everyone while standing up) :

Jean Grey , Jean Grey
If she doesn't scare you no evil thing will

Scott sighed : Oh, Kitty.


Kitty :

To see her is to take a sudden chill

Everyone ( pretending to be cold) :

Burrrrrrr !!!!

Scott scoffed : Come on.


Kitty( sitting down) :

Jean , Jean Grey

Rogue (standing up) :


The sharpness of her claws, the dye in her hair
All innocent bystanders had better beware
She's like a spider waiting for the

(Rogue paused and screamed) KILL!

Scott : Really, Rogue. She'll hear you.


Rogue (sitting down) :

Look out for Jean Grey

Kurt (standing up) :


At first you think Jean is a witch

Scott : You're no help either, Kurt.

Kurt (sticking his tongue at Scott) :


But after time has wore away the shock
You come to realize, you've seen her glare
Watching you from underneath her dye job

"Hey are you singing about Jean Grey?" Pietro said walking towards them. Everyone nodded. "I'll help you" said Pietro

Pietro( spread his arms wide open) :


This vampire bat, this in human beast
She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a whole-some place until
Jean Grey , Jean Grey

Once Pietro was done, everyone collapse into laughter including Scott not noticing someone coming.. "Oh, a in human beast am I? Let's see how in humanly beast I can be " Jean said while walking up to them dangerously. Everyone was scared stiff when Kurt exclaimed "Run for you lives". Pietro screamed "Every mutant for themselves" .

All of them escapes with their powers. Kurt teleports, Rogue grabs Kitty to phase out, and Pietro runs away; which all of them left Scott alone with Jean.

"Oh, hi Jean. How are you?" said Scott nervously, seeing Jean goes near him. "Um , I'm gonna go now. See ya. " Scott exclaimed while running away from Jean ; who is running after them.

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How was it? Bad or okay?

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