Chuck Versus The Psycho Killer Super Spy
Chapter 1
Behind the Nerd Herd desk of the Burbank Buy More, Chuck was flicking through the install orders, not really paying attention, his mind was going over the latest successful solo mission he had completed the day before, "Boy was Casey surprised he captured that Ring operative so easily; with a water pistol and a stare that said I am a stone cold assassin".
Chuck's train of thought was derailed by a smartly dressed customer, who had that stone cold assassin stare, he had been thinking of moments before. The only problem was this guy wasn't bluffing. Mumbling what sounded like, "Oh boy", Chuck said what can I get you sir! Drop the sir, Agent Carmichael or is it Charles? Again the mumbled, "Oh boy", was barely audible as Chuck was trying to make some kind of coherent reply. Call me Edward, Charles! Chuck, Chuck will do just fine Ed… Not able to finish the name. Edward glared at the quivering incoherent Chuck. So you are the CIA 's top asset Edward sneered. "Oh no, no Ed, Edward. I am just a very good Nerd Herder, my name is Chuck Bartowski, I don't know any Agent Carmichael, I am just a Buy More employee.
I suppose you'll tell me next that I should believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, don't try my patience Chuck, I know all about Major, no he's been promoted, Colonel Casey and the delightful Agent Walker, who works at the Orange-Orange, as a cover, did I forget to mention the secret base you use, Castle. Looking pale and ready to faint Chuck replied, "Ok Edward what is it you want". That's more like it Chuck, let me see, how about you do a little installation job for me? Chuck felt a surge of relief as he asked, "is it a regular install or a custom one you have in mind, Eddy". If you ever call me Eddy again Chuck I will introduce you to the kind of pain you couldn't even begin to imagine in your wildest nightmares. "Chill out dude I mean Edward", Chuck hoped this wouldn't lead to him visiting the pain place he had just been warned about.
I suppose you could call it a custom one, I will give you the details when you arrive, be at this address at 1900 hours, don't be late, Edward handed over a card with the address of a loft apartment that came with a very expensive price tag.