My first FinalFantasy/yuffentine fanfic, so please inform me on details from the game so I can get som insight on names of places in the world of FinalFantasy.. I never played the game but my brother did and I got addicted to this couple. I added Chaos in this story because to me he's a great deal of what he is- so I put him into it to make it more fun and enjoyable. I barely get to see any Chaos anyway.
Summary: AVALANCHE is on another mission to save the people around them, and so goes on their adventures. We all know Yuffie gets paired up with Vincent because the others are sure he can deal with her the longest.. and Yuffie can deal with Chaos's outbursts when fights break out. Chaos isn't that bad once he gets to know you, but Yuffie thinks it is annoying. Vincent and Yuffie get closer to one another as the mission conitinues and Chaos gets a bit soft for Yuffie. Can a demon have a sense of security and humor?
To tell you the truth I have not a clue what had just happened to get me in this predicament, yes you heard me right, predicament. Fancy word, ain't I right?
Anyway back to what I was telling you before I was rudely interrupted by myself.
I guess I could start by saying it all went really fast, like one minute it was all fine and flipping dandy, the next minute death decided to come and take a visit. Isn't that sweet of him? Because it's freaking annoying when he does.
Well as you already know I seem to get paired up with Mr. Brood himself when Chocobo head sends us out on missions- yes I know we already saved the world, let me finish- and when a strange thingy popped up he just had to drag EVERYONE together and make us work our butts off AGAIN. So off AVALANCHE went saving the world again from something. But if it will get Godo off my back I'm willing to do anything, even spend my time with Mr. Brood.
Mr. Brood- I mean Vinnie McBrood Valentine and I were walking through a random forest in search of Red, which we all know is a difficult task at times. We mostly walked in silence, I mean if you were with Vinnie you too would get intimidated by him to keep your mouth shut, not that I'm intimidated by him or anything. I was about to say a really funny joke to him when out popped a tail- no not a detached tail, but it was coming out of a bush.
A grin spread out on my face and I grabbed my conformer from my back and started creepy up on the unsuspecting monster.
"Yuffie…" came Vinnie's warning as he watched me with his bright, might I add unnatural, red eyes. Sure he doesn't want me to tamper with something that would later cause a delay, but he never does anything to stop me, what's up with that?!
I quickly shushed him before he would ruin the fun for me and just as I turned around to mess with the odd looking tail I came face to face with a big, and I mean big- larger than my body big, green eyeball. I stared at in shock as the eye stared right back at me.
"Yuffie" Vinnie started again but this time I heard the click of his Death penalty snap to life, and I knew that I shouldn't be where I was at this very moment- but how could some one let this oh so precious opportunity slip through their fingers without a scream? Not me.
"Vinnie, help me!" I screeched scrambling backwards as an eyelid slid down and back up from the eyeball and when I was at a safe distance, which means close to Vinnie and his gorgeous flapping red cape, I saw what my staring partner really look like. A huge, prehistoric, lizard- also known as a dragon by many- but I'm not many are I?
This giant Lizard had wings too! Giant ole holey wings that were swinging like a fish out of water above him- wait no, he was just taking off to eat us.
"GO AWAY YOU BIG IGUANA!" I shrieked flailing my arms everywhere until I managed to send my conformer flying towards it's head- but no, Lavithian must hate me because my dang weapon bounced right off of his scaly skin!
Vinnie's death penalty barked out a bullet and even that didn't stop the giant Iguana's rampage!
I was the one that took action seeing that this stupid overgrown iguana wasn't going to be stopped so easily and shoved Vinnie out of the way as I jumped the opposite of him to avoid the snapping mouth that barely grazed my skin. Yuck, I think the stupid Iguana slobbered on me..
I'm gonna skip through what happened next because it was mostly Vinnie and I running for our lives from the never ending rampage of the slobbering iguana- he must have been hungry if he kept up this chase for two hours straight.
Then we came to a stop. Literally.
"Aw, shoot" I cried looking at the sky scaling ivory wall in front of us. Who knew a forest had walls. I looked over at Vinnie to at least see some sort of emotion on his face but to my utter disappointment I only could find a bit of exhaustion on his face. Dang vampire. "What now, Vinnie?" I asked him stomping my foot down as I heard the beating of those damn forsaken wings of that dang slobbering iguana.
And of course all I get is the rising of his strangely perfect eyebrows and another click of his death penalty. Does that thing ever run out of bullets? I mean don't get me wrong I love that it doesn't run out in situations like these with an iguana-
Speak of the devil, here is that dang forsaken iguana with his slobbery goodness.. Yuck.
"Yuffie, run" was all Vinnie said before his death penalty barked loud enough to leave me deaf for a minute or two, but it wasn't enough to keep me at bay and ignore Vinnie's request and went charging at the iguana with conformer in hand.
"TAKE THIS!" I sang throwing the conformer fight at one of his huge eyes and managed to skim part of it's lens and make him jerk back in surprise, enough to give Vinnie the perfect shot to it's other eye.
That was when it went super speedy. The iguana suddenly bellowed loudly and fire came out of it's mouth, along with another surprise which was it's little dining partner, a red iguana.. Vinnie and me fought bravely let me tell you, but we ended up at the ends of our ropes and found ourselves backed up against one another with weapons worn and used. Did you know that iguana's kinda danced when their about to eat the living hearts out of people? It was quit amusing but I didn't want to spoil their stalling mood, I was enjoying that part.
And then what do you know, out of the blues Vinnie stumbles forward and faints- FAINTS!
"Vinnie, come on this isn't the time for vampire naps, we have two guests waiting to get their fill" I stated through gritted teeth as I watched both of the iguana's eyes go wide in hunger. "Vincent!", you know when I use his full name that I'm serious and I'm like totally serious- I do not feel like becoming dinner for two lizards.
I quickly bent down ignoring the lizards momentarily to shake Vinnie's still body, nothing worked though and I began crying out his name getting louder and louder as the lizard's footsteps neared us. Then his body began to shake beneath my fingertips and he changed..
"Chaos" I choked out my eyes jumping to the two lizards that stopped with the change in one of their lunches, "come on Vinnie, not now, I know how much Chaos would love to come out and be my savoir but this isn't an enemy that's going to replenish his need". But nothing worked, he continued to jerk around until he stilled with his appearance changed into the one and only Chaos.
He jerked forward in a sitting position before letting out a animalistic roar that made me cringe backwards and onto my butt, covering my ears desperately trying to block out the high pitched sound and hiding my face in my knee's to keep them from seeing the un leading slaughter.
If one of the AVALANCHE asked me if I was spooked by Vincent I would laugh in their face and say, "Vinnie's my best friend, he's supper nice to me!", which is the truth no matter how little emotion he shows to me, it's better than the scowling looks he has around the other members. Now if they asked me how I dealt with Vincent changing into chaos while I was partnered up with him my answer would be, "I just let Chaos blow his steam off, I am like his cheerleader so he pays me absolutely zero attention as long as I'm not in his way, and them poof- there's Vinnie sleeping like a baby!" This is mostly true because Chaos gives me almost as must attention as his main targets… he ticks me off to no ends. He Mocks ME!
I was suddenly disconnected from my mental babbling when everything went dead quite… Where was Chaos?
"Boo" came a raspy, almost throaty demonic, voice that had a hint of Vinnie in it. My response was me scared poopless and jump back away from the voice and look up. "Weak, fragile, human- why is it always you I emerge to?" came his disgusted but amused laugh. There Chaos stood in all his freaking mocking glory- I swear if I didn't know better I would think he liked mocking me more than wanting to kill me.
"Can I have Vinnie back, bucko?" I joked lightly with my hands up in the air and backed away from the demonic being.
"What, my company isn't pleasant, human?" Chaos laughed spreading his wings out and stalked towards me.
"Vincent!" I squeaked as a claw grabbing my arm and I was thrust into the air under the arm of the unforgiving demon.
" Relax, human, you are too damn precious to my weak host to kill.." Chaos went on and on drowning me with useless talk about how he hated humans and couldn't wait until he could get out of Vinnie's body and do a bloody dance. See what I mean? Every time this happens! It's like he aspects me to be his personal therapist as I watch him go on a murdering rampage until his hatred runs out.
Did I mention he rambles longer than me?
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