A/N: OK, this is really stupid. I don't know why I'm writing this but I am.
I was kinda tired of all those stories (like many others, cuz mine are NOT
MARY SUES, they just have new characters!), I think they're called Mary
Sues or whatever, and I was REALLY bored, so this is the crap I came up
with. It's really dumb and I know that, but it amuses me. Have you every
heard 'Zim Acts…'? They're really funny! If you haven't, go download one
from Morpheus or KaZaA right now. Everybody's in that kind of mood/voice.
The Next Saga
All was peaceful in Satan City, and Krillin, Goku, and Yamucha were standing outside.
"Hey guys, how is it goin, let's have a barbecue, nothing bad is gonna happen today," said Krillin.
"Yeah!" said Goku.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
"Woah, what was that?" asked Yamucha in surprise. A figure stepped out.
"Surrender Earth to us," it said.
"Oh no, we gotta fight!" said Goku. "Let's go."
"Hey, we heard something, and we're here to help," called a voice. It was Piccolo and Vegeta!
"Gee, thanks. Let's go!" said Krillin.
"Now I will defeat you with my super-powerful…hands and super-powerful attacks!" said the alien. "Oh, and my name is Lim."
"We gotta go to some place that's completely desolate, and could never exist in real life, and it's a bagillion miles wide," said Krillin. "And it's right over there." After moving, the warriors attacked.
"Die Lim!" yelled Goku as he charged. He bounced right off!
"He's…too…strong!" gasped Goku. He went Super Saiya-jin 3, as did Vegeta, but nothing would work! Suddenly, Goku began to glow. He yelled, and went Super Saiya-jin 5!!!!
"Ha! You think that will stop me?" asked Lim, easily outmatching Goku.
"HAAAAA!!!" yelled Goku, powering up to SSJ 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, the biggest power level in the universe. His hair turned silver.
"I now have the power of the Millennium Galaxy, the special realm only those of pure heart can reach," said Goku. "Super-Billion-Kame-hame-ha!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Lim was defeated.
"Yay! The earth is saved, thanks to us!"
"Let's go have a barbecue!"
"Ok!"
"Hahaahahahahaha!"
A/N: Toldya so. I just felt like writing something. Deal. It has some lines from the Zim thing, but oh well. It's kinda funny if ya think about it, y'know? Tell me what ya think! At a campout yesterday I discovered the fun of being a pyro, so bring on the flames!
The Next Saga
All was peaceful in Satan City, and Krillin, Goku, and Yamucha were standing outside.
"Hey guys, how is it goin, let's have a barbecue, nothing bad is gonna happen today," said Krillin.
"Yeah!" said Goku.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
"Woah, what was that?" asked Yamucha in surprise. A figure stepped out.
"Surrender Earth to us," it said.
"Oh no, we gotta fight!" said Goku. "Let's go."
"Hey, we heard something, and we're here to help," called a voice. It was Piccolo and Vegeta!
"Gee, thanks. Let's go!" said Krillin.
"Now I will defeat you with my super-powerful…hands and super-powerful attacks!" said the alien. "Oh, and my name is Lim."
"We gotta go to some place that's completely desolate, and could never exist in real life, and it's a bagillion miles wide," said Krillin. "And it's right over there." After moving, the warriors attacked.
"Die Lim!" yelled Goku as he charged. He bounced right off!
"He's…too…strong!" gasped Goku. He went Super Saiya-jin 3, as did Vegeta, but nothing would work! Suddenly, Goku began to glow. He yelled, and went Super Saiya-jin 5!!!!
"Ha! You think that will stop me?" asked Lim, easily outmatching Goku.
"HAAAAA!!!" yelled Goku, powering up to SSJ 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, the biggest power level in the universe. His hair turned silver.
"I now have the power of the Millennium Galaxy, the special realm only those of pure heart can reach," said Goku. "Super-Billion-Kame-hame-ha!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Lim was defeated.
"Yay! The earth is saved, thanks to us!"
"Let's go have a barbecue!"
"Ok!"
"Hahaahahahahaha!"
A/N: Toldya so. I just felt like writing something. Deal. It has some lines from the Zim thing, but oh well. It's kinda funny if ya think about it, y'know? Tell me what ya think! At a campout yesterday I discovered the fun of being a pyro, so bring on the flames!