A.N:Hey there, this is EmTeeDub-Yew, and it's my very first published fanfic! I actually had this idea since June, and I wanted to finally publish it online. A friend and I thought"what would happen if there was a character whose name was either Mary-Sue, or Gary-Stu?" and so, I created this fanfic. As of now, the main character isn't in the story yet, but he/she will be there soon. Anyways, enjoy the story!

Prologue

Smash Mansion- an estate that gathered many heroes and heroines from every corner of the Universe; these guests came in many shapes and sizes, all to take part in the Smash brother's tournament. For the duration of the tournament, the smashers lived in the massive mansion founded by Master and Crazy Hand themselves. However, the image of an orderly and peaceful mansion full of heroes would quickly pack its bags and leave your head…

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Link ducked behind the overturned couch in the living room as he watched a laser zip by overhead and sighed. A peaceful breakfast was quickly turned into a giant food fight by the most energetic and food-loving smashers. Kirby, Sonic and Yoshi together meant certain trouble when together. Kirby inhaled Sonic's food who flipped the puffball's tray, hitting Peach, and chaos started. Even Lucario and Samus, generally calm smashers also joined the fight. The Hylian jumped when something large landed near him with a loud thud. The object was Wario, who was slightly cooked by someone's weapon, and stained with food. Master and Crazy hand finally arrived to stop the food fight, but in vain.

"…Smashers! Everyone, stop this fighting at once!"

Everyone ignored him, and continued fighting. Sonic continued chasing Kirby with a chair swinging it like a madman; Ike grabbed Marth and dragged him across several table tops, while Shiek dunked Peach's face in a bowl of oatmeal. Peach retaliated and hit her with a frying pan. When Master hand looked to his brother for help, he immediately noticed Crazy laughing hysterically while chasing and throwing around any unlucky smashers that happened to be nearby. Master Hand's temper reached its boiling point when the wall near him got blown to a giant hole.

"ENOUGH!" the smashers immediately stopped whatever they were doing to look at the giant floating hand. "Stop fighting and CLEAN this place up." Certain areas on the floor were scorched in the dining room, the curtains were torn, and broken tables and chairs were everywhere. Some of the food were sticking to the walls and ceiling as well.

"Aw… Master Hand, we can't clean some of this stuff" Pit whined "couldn't you just use your powers to restore the room back to the way it was?"

"No, Pit. I clean up everyone's mess on a daily basis." He then turned to everyone else "It's time you all learned how much of a mess you leave behind. The cleaning tools are in the janitor's closet in the hallway. Get to work." Master Hand grabbed his hyperactive brother and floated out the room while the smashers groaned as they filed out the room for cleaning supplies.

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Master Hand reached his office with his brother in tow. Crazy broke out of his brother's grip and floated over to his desk. There was a tiny hamster cage the left hand tended to.

"Hi, Mr. Wuggles" Crazy greeted "are you still sleeping? Sleeping is nice and all, but you should wake up someday…. anyways, some food; if you're hungry." Master hand silently watched Crazy from his desk. Crazy owned Mr. Wuggles as a pet, but because hamsters don't have long life spans, the little hamster went into "hibernation" since Master hand didn't have the heart to tell his brother what really happened to his beloved pet.

"MH…"

"Yes, Crazy?"

"When is Mr. Wuggles coming out of hibernation?"

"Soon…" Master Hand was actually planning to find a hamster identical to Crazy's, but didn't have the time to sneak down to a pet store to do that. He added Mr. Wuggles II to his mental to-do list when someone started knocking on the door. "Come in"

"Master hand!" it was the Pokémon trainer, Red. "Charizard got his head stuck in the training room equipment! His head is stuck in a pipe, and we can't get him out!"

"Alright, I'll be right there." Master hand didn't even get out his chair when Zelda barged in

"Master Hand, Samus is trying to kill some of the teenage smashers! Help us break up the fight!"

"Alright, alright, just give me a minute." Master hand turned to Crazy "Take care of Charizard, okay?" Master hand followed Zelda down the hall. Of course, while he followed the princess, many smashers began to flock to him with many problems

"Master Hand, my toilet's clogged!"

"Master hand, the ac isn't working!"

"Master hand, we're all out of snacks to eat!"

"Master Hand!"

"Master Hand!"

The gloved hand's mind snapped. Out of rage, Master Hand unleashed a shock wave of magic that turned the smashers into trophies, regardless of what they were doing. Once the hand realized what he done, he quickly turned everybody back into their original forms and hurried back to his office.

"I'm going nuts" Master hand thought "I think I'm one of the few sane people in this mansion, out of the 35 guests! Dealing with Crazy's enough, I don't have to suffer through this alone…. in fact, ANYONE is good company in all this insanity!" Master Hand suddenly had an idea and rushed to his desk to contact somebody. He smiled to himself, finding the right person, and immediately started writing up a personal invite to the mansion.

End Prologue

A.N: So it looks like Master Hand is getting tired of everyone's nonsense. I wonder how the mansion's going to change now that he's inviting someone over? Will Mr. Wuggles ever "wake up"? Stick around for the next few chapters, and all will be revealed. 'Till then, reviews and follows are appreciated! ~EmTeeDub-Yew