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Once upon a time… Yachiru – The cute vice-captain of 11th Company, just found out that she forgot the nicknames of all the Captains!! "Oh, No!" She complained to "Kenny" or Kenpachi of 11th company. "What now?" Kenpachi groaned. "It's HORRIBLE Kenny!!" She bolted out the door. Kenpachi was confused.
Now…To find everyone! She thought to herself. She walked for a while before she saw Soi Fon on a walk. She ran up to her. "What is it, Yachiru?" Soi Fon asked. Yachiru just tilted her head. Soi Fon was getting mad. "WHAT IS IT!?" Soi Fon yelled. Yachiru grow a smile. "Bitch Ninja!" Yachiru said, very pleased with that name. Soi Fon was confused. And walked away.
Now…. ?? Yachiru wondered. Suddenly, she heard a "EEEKK!!" and than a SLAP! She looked over towards Captain of 8th Company Shunsui window. "YOU ASSHOLE!! HOW DARE Y-YOU GRAB MY ASS!!" Came an angry voice that sounded like an assistant captain she knew… Shunsui looked out the window and said, "Oh..Hi Yachiru…!" Yachiru just pointed at him and said, "Grab-Ass!!" ""Damn right!" Came the same voice. And with that Yachiru continued her walk while naming the captains as she walked through the soul society.
About 2 hours later she met Kenpachi. "Kenny, Kenny!" She cried, "I named all the captains!!" Kenpachi groaned, "What are they??" "Ok," She took a deep breath, "There's PWNZEDU (1st captain) BitchNinja (2nd captain) Mom (4) BetterThanU (6) GrabAss(8)
EatsURFace(9) FreakShow(12) Tuberculus(13)" "What about Hitsugaya?" Kenpachi asked. "Umm…" Yachiru thought for a while, "Who's that?" "10th Company's Captain." Kenpachi answered. "I didn't see him!" And with that Yachiru bolted out the door. I wonder what she will name Hitsugaya…? Kenpachi wondered.
Yachiru slowly walked down 10th company's hallway thinking, Where is 10th Company's Captain?? She sighed. Suddenly she heard a giggle from Rangiku's room, followed by a THUMP-THUMP against the door. Yachiru stared at the door with a blank face. I'll ask the Vice- Captain of 10th company!! I'm so smart!! =3 Yachiru thought! Right before she opened the door she heard another giggle and thump against the door. She opened the door and down fell Rangiku with Hitsugaya on top of her on the ground hard.
"We've been caught!" Rangiku said. But thank God it was just Yachiru! Rangiku thought. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!" Hitsugaya shouted, because that was the first thing that popped in to his head because his IS a captain after all! Hitsugaya was grumpy. "Keep this a secret Okay, Yachiru?" Rangiku said with a wink "We were getting to the good part." Yachiru smiled and replied, "Umm…"And thought for a while. "JUST GO!!" Hitsugaya shouted.
"Ok, Grumpy Pants!"
"WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!"
Yachiru then bolted back to Kenpachi. "Kenny, Grumpy Pants scared me!" she complained. Kenpachi isn't one to laugh about life but he couldn't help himself!! (Well, he could…)
Although that smile turned weird when Yachiru told he about the THUMP-THUMP.
The End.
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