Bowser's Story- Chapter One
It sure is boring...
Bowsers Castle:
Throne Room
The Great King of all that is turtle-ish and breaths fire sat upon his throne, thinking, thinking, and thinking still more thoughts of something he kept to himself out of a reasonable desire for that how he could keept the thoughts that he was thinking in a private manner of speaking as which to remain secretive as to how- *Noise reminiscent of Bowser breaking my spine in two*
The weird monologue-ing Lakitu was on the floor, having just had his spine broken by Bowser.
"I was TRYING to collect my thoughts!"
"I... I understand sire... ooogh..."
"How do you expect me to decide what to do next if I'm constantly interrupted while I think?"
"Maybe, urgh, you should have someone else, oof, tell you what your next move might be, ooh my aching..."
"Hmm, that might not be a bad idea," Bowser looked at you, yes you, the one reading this right now, and spoke, "Well how about it, you people send in 'Reviews' and I expect you to do some reviewing in them, and include suggestions as to what I should do next, the best out of your suggestions will be chosen, and I'll do that."
"Yes, urg, very good plan sire, oh dear, very good plan indeed."
"GRAHAHAHAHA!" Bowser reared his head as he laughed, Of course it is, Lakijack, of course it is."
"Oh King Bowser, oh dear, you remembered my name, gguh..."
"Of course I did, I don't know what you people expect from me, but I CARE about my minions."
"ggggguh-good for you... you can... uh..."
"KAMMY!"
Kammy Koopa flew in on her weird purple-ended broom, responding quickly to her kings call.
"Yes, your yelling-ness?"
"Get this Lakitu some medical attention, NOW!"
"Immediately, you angry-ness," Kammy raised up her wand, sending healing magic to Lakijack, "That should do it, he'll wake up in about an hour, but I'd like you ask you a question."
"Yes, what is it?"
"Do you like steak?"
"Well of course, steak is Delicious, but uh, why are you asking me such an odd question?"
"Well, I was flying about the other day, and I found a great place that cooks the most AMAZING steak, and I thought it would be a good place for a picnic with the troop."
"Hmmm, as tempting as that is, lets leave it to the 'Reviewers' to decide."
"The, er, 'Reviewers'your cryptic-ness?"
"Yep," Bowser then turned to face you again, "I just thought up a great idea, if, while you read this, something interesting comes up, just put a 'Vote' into your reviews, if enough people vote FOR an idea, then we'll do that in a future 'Chapter', but if the balance tips AGAINST the idea, we likely won't, unless of course I decide it's just to good to pass up."
"Ah now I get it," Kammy also turned to face you, "Well then, remember to vote FOR or AGAINST the idea: 'Koopa Troop Picnic', so Bowser can decide if we go at some point."
"Yep, and remember to share your thoughts about my awesomeness, as in, don't just send a suggestion, but also your input on the 'Chapter' itself."
"Very good, now you people reading, start the reviews so we can get around to doing something other than waiting on you!"
No-where:
Black Screen
Mario walks into view and looks toward you.
"Now-a then, welcome to Super Mario's Recap Corner, where I'll remind you of anything you need to vote FOR or AGAINST, it was laid out plainly this time, but I'll have more information when I see you again, however, your votes can also change how the corner looks."
Luigi walked in and stood next to Mario, looking at you as well.
"Like-a my Brother said, you can send in votes for how the corner will look in future chapters, as well as ask for special guests, like-a me!"
"That's-a right, and remember, even though the corner looks bland now, but you can jazz it up a Little by sending in votes for what the corner should look like, or even if we should hold some 'episodes' of the corner in-a special locations."
"Well, we've used up as much text as we're allowed this time, but I hope to see you again later."
"By for now."
Please review, as nothing will happen if you don't.