A Very Jilly Valentine's Day
JamesXLily
By: FutureWriterGirl
Lily hated Valentine's Day. Yes, you heard me; Lily hated Valentine's Day. No particular reason, she had always grown up seeing adults getting all worked up over just one day! Not to mention her parents always went out on that night, and she and Tuney had been stuck with her great Aunt Martha who smelled like wet dog mixed with cheap perfume.
Not to mention the holiday belonged to a mutated baby with weapons!
Therefore, Valentine's Day was stupid.
Our dear James however, never did get that memo.
~First Year~
Lily Evans woke up to the loud, obnoxious squeals of first years surrounding her. AKA- Her best friends.
"Lily! Lily wake up you won't believe this!" Marlene squealed happily, no doubt bouncing on the balls of her feet, jumping up and down.
"Alright, I'm up! I'm up" Lily said, sitting up and rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. Her eyes focused on the tackiest sight in the entire world. Rose petals were thrown all over the room, with heart balloons floating that said 'James hearts Lily' and said 'Go out with me, Evans?'. Not to mention a giant stuffed dog that happened to say 'I wuff you'.
"Potter is a dead man" Alice whispered to Marlene, judging the face of their red-headed friend.
"POTTER!" Lily screamed, storming down the stairs wearing nothing but a nightgown and fuzzy monkey slippers. The whole common room's eyes snapped up to the fuming red-head- though most were expecting something to this degree of insanity from the two first years.
"Evans! Good morning, you look particularly lovely today" James read off the palm of his hand, then his eyes snapping up to Lily's angry figure.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL did you do to my room? Better yet, how did you get IN my room?" Lily screamed in his ear, drawing more and more people down the stairs. James blinked, it was not supposed to go this way... She was supposed to jump into his arms and kiss him on the cheek, or something to that extent!
"Well, I got a broom- More like Sirius and I got a broom- and we headed up. And after some slight charming bada-bing Bada-boom, epic Valentine's Day romance... thing-y" James finished looking especially awkward near the end, he rubbed the back of his neck. "So, Will you be my Valentine?" James asked hopefully.
"Not if you were the last boy on earth" Lily spat, turning on her heel and walking back up the stairs to her dormitory. "Something is wrong with you!" She called down, making the croud disperse, and continue on with their V day activities.
"Well, that was a bust" Sirius said, clapping James lightly on the shoulder "We'll get her next year mate, don't worry" A very crestfallen James nodded, there WAS always next year.
Not like it would take him seven years or anything.
Just a cute little thing I wrote because I wanted to post something for V day.
Sorry for my absence, I've had writers block.
So, enjoy and Review.
{I may continue on and do 5th and 7th year if anyone is interested}
~FRG