Hey this is my first fan fiction so it might suck

Hey this is my first fan fiction so it might suck.

You are forewarned

50 things Alice is not allowed to do to others

1. She can not force people to go shopping

2. Even when they need to (a/n Amira)

3. She is not allowed to spray paint the Volvo pink

4. Even when Edward torches her wardrobe

5. And steals her credit card

6. She is not allowed to kidnap Bella and make her do a fashion show with her

7. Even when Emmett says Bella wants her to

8. She is not allowed to dress Emmett up like a kitty

9. even when he asks her to

give me some ideas for more. R&R