Chapter 1.
AN: Ok, everybody. Before you all start fareking out I must tell you that this is a PARODY! A My Immortal parody. So yeah. This is the "Prepz" version of My immortal. I'm only editing a few things to fit my theme of being 'Preppy' I'm going to leave the typo's though.
Hi my name is Ivory Bright'ness Angelica Dove Swift and I , like, have short platinum blonde hair (that's how I got my name) with pink streaks and baby blue tips that are totally in cute little pigtails and choclate brown eyes like scrumptious Hershey kisses and a lot of people tell me I look like Hilary Duff! I'm, like, not related to Taylor Swigt but I wish I was because she's, like, so cool! I'm like, totally, a cute fluffy werewolf but my teeth are straight and white! I have pale white skin! I'm, like, also a witch, and I, like, go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm totally in the seventh year (I'm seventeen)! I'm totally prep(in case you couldn't tell) and I like wear mostly pink! I love Abrecombie & Finch and I totally buy all my clothes from there! For example today I was, like, wearing a baby blue blazer with a cute matching pink tie and a pink, yellow laced, miniskirt, bright yellow purse and pink and blue boots! I was wearing no make up, because I was, like, so beautiful, exept for a little cover on a small zit on my forehead (SEE I'm NOT PERFECT!!I"MNOT A MARY SUE)! I was , like, walking outside Hogwarts! It was snowing and bright and sunny so there was, like, a lot of sun, which I was, like very happy about! A lot of goffs stared at me! I put up a delicious blowpop at them!
"Hey Ivory!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
"Like, what's up Draco?" I asked!
"Nothing." he said shyly!
But then, I , like, heard my friends call me and I had to go away!
Chapter 2.
The next day I ,like, woke up in my cute bedroom! It was snowing and bright again! I ,like, opened the pink curtain of my bed and totally drank some lemonade from a bottle I had! My bed was, like, white ivory and inside it was totally baby yellow velvet with baby blue lace on the ends! I, like, got out of my bed and took of my giant Hannah Montana t-shirt which I totally used for pajamas! Instead, I, like, put on a pink cotton dress, a bedazzled cross necklace, fluffy boots and adorable fingerless gloves on! I like put on fake but cute glasses, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun!
My friend, Willow, like, woke up then and totally grinned at me! She flipped her long waist-length canary blonde hair with baby blue streaks and opened her lime-green eyes! She put on her Zac Efron t-shirt with a white mini, arm warmers and pointy high-heeled boots! We didn't put any makeup on because we wer e just that cute an preppeh!
"OMFG, I, like, totally saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly!
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing!
"Do you,like, like Draco?" she asked as we totally went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall!
"No I so fudgie don't!" I shouted!
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco totally walked up to me!
"Hi." he said!
"Hi." I replied cutely!
"Guess what." he said!
"What?" I asked!
"Well, Taylor Swift is having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me!
"Oh. My. Fudgie. Gosh!" I screamed! I love TS! She is my favorite singer, besides HM!
"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked!
I gasped!
Chapter 3.
On the night of the concert I, like, put on my pink lace-up boots with high heels! Underneath them were ,like, adorable white tights! Then I totally put on a babyblue cotton minidress with all this sparkly stuff on the back and front! I totally put on matching elbow length gloves on my arms! I totally curled my hair and made it look all fluffy! I felt a little bublicious then, so I squezzed one of my cayuute teddybears! I like read a romantiful book while I like waited for it to reinflate and I like listened to some HM! I totally painted my nails baby pink and put on no makeup (Cause Ahm jus beautiful like that, UNLIKE EBONY MAH COUSIN!!!)! Then I totally put on some sparkly yellow lipstick! I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway! I drank some sugar water so I was totally ready to go to the concert!
I like went outside! Draco was totally waiting there in front of his flying pony! He was like wearing a Demi Levado t-shirt (she would play at the show too), perfectly fitting bright blue hollister pants, pink nail polish and like a little eyeliner!
"Like, Hi Draco!" I said in a bubbly voice!
"Like, Hi Ivory." he said back! We like walked into his flying pink pony (the license plate said 333) and totallty flew to the place with the concert! On the way we totally listened excitedly to Jordin Sparks and David Archuletta! We both totally prayed and gossiped! When we like got there, we both totally hopped out of the car! We like went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and totally jumped up and down as we listened to Taylor Swift!
"But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the Bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what your looking for has been here the whole time!" sang Taylor (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song)!
"Like, Taylor is so fudgie coo." I said to Draco, totallyu pointing to her as she sung, filling the club with her amazing voice!
Suddenly Draco looked blessed.
"Like, What's wrong?" I asked as we totally moshed to the music! Then I like caught on!
"Like, Hey, it's ok I don't like her better than YOU!" I said!
"Like, totally?" asked Draco sensitively and he totally put his arm around me all protective!
"Totally." I said! "Besides I like don't even know Taylor and she's like going out with John fudgie Mayer! I fudging hate that little banana!" I said disgustedly, thinking of his ugly tattooed face!
The night like totally went on really well, and I totally had a great time! So did Draco! After the concert, we like drank some kool-aid and asked Taylor and Demi for their autographs and photos with them! We like totally got Jonas Borther concert tees! Draco and I like crawled back into the pony, but Draco didn't like go back into Hogwarts, like instead he drove the car into……………………… the likie Forbidden Forest!