Pokemon's Final End
It was a sunny day and Joey and Shane were walking to school.
They each were 16 yrs old and in high school. Joey had midnight
black hair, ice cold blue eyes and a short nose. He was smart, wasn't a
nerd, although he had vast knowledge of weapons and how to use
them. He learned it from his late father who was in the army, who
died 3 months ago. Joey hoped he could join the army one day.
Shane had chocolate-colored hair and emerald green eyes. His nose
wasn't perfect, it was okay. He wasn't exactly smart, but when it came
to strategies, you could always count on him. You see, he was
blessed with the brilliance of strategy. No one knows how, he just has it.
Joey and Shane were very nearly twins, but not in the identical
fashion. They liked everything the other liked, and hated everything the other hated.
Anyway, they were walking to school when they spotted a kid in a car
playing Pokemon while waiting for his mother. Outside, they had
blank expressions, but inside, they were both seething with anger.
You see, these boys hated Pokemon like maniacs. No, they loathed
it. For reasons we don't know, and reasons we won't go into.
Joey and Shane kept on walking, their anger fading. As they walked,
they talked about things. School, soccer, hockey, girls, and . . . killing everything Pokemon . . .
"How many cards did you burn last night?" Shane asked Joey.
"38, and this one rare that my little brother had. Although he found
out, had a huge tantrum and I got 2 weeks grounded. So then my
brother found out about that punishment, because he wanted me to
be grounded for a year. But mum said no, and he had another
gigantic tantrum, which lasted 58 minutes. Mum got angry with him,
and grounded him for two hours. My little brother then got real angry
and broke a glass cup. Mum got so furious that I swore I had gone
deaf for a few seconds because she had yelled so loud and long and
finally sent Jason, my little brother up to his room." finished Joey.
Wow, seemed about the only thing Shane could say.
They finally arrived at school. As usual, there were kids just hanging
around, laughing. Joey spotted the Nerds, and with anger starting
creep up on him, motioned for Shane. He too looked at the Nerds
with pure loathing. " Great, now they're playing Pokemon," growled Joey.
"How about we go steal those GameBoys at Gym, then smash
them?" asked Shane.
"Sounds good to me," replied Joey.
When the period for Gym rolled around, the two boys snuck away
from the class and headed straight to the Nerds lockers. They knew
their locker combination, because one day they had gone spying
found out and wrote it down.
They opened their lockers, grabbed the GameBoys and ran out of the
school. They were just 3 blocks from the school when suddenly, a
blue portal opened up, with lightning surrounding it in front of them.
There was a gust of wind, and they were sucked into the portal.
When Joey and Shane woke up, they found themselves in the middle
of a forest. They looked around.
"Where are we?" asked Joey.
"Don't have a clue," replied Shane
Suddenly a bee like creature flew past them. A TITANIC bee like
creature. Both boys stared, with their mouth's open, horrorfied. They
just saw a Pokemon.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...." muttered Joey.
"We're in the Pokemon world!" yelled Shane.
It was then they realized the fully-clad in army uniforms, complete
with guns, grenades and a rocket launcher. Joey immediately started
drooling.
"JOEY! STOP DROOLING!" screamed Shane.
"You're right. Hey! this is a dream come true! We can finally kill all
Pokemon!" said Joey. Just then, they heard voices. They whipped
around and the jaws each hit the ground. Ash, Misty and Brock
were walking towards them when they suddenly noticed Joey and Shane.
"Hey! Who are you, you little runts?" asked Ash.
'Little runts? Who the hell does this kid think we are?!' thought
Shane. But Joey was not staring at Ash, Misty, and Brock, at the
yellow rat beside them. Just then, a black haired, green-eyed
teenager ran in from nowhere, pointed a stick at Brock and yelled,
"Wingardium Leviosa!" They all stared at him, then, as one, said,
"Wrong story, Potter, JK Rowling's House is 3 blocks away."
Potter looked around sheepishly, embarrased, and ran off yelling.
They all stared at each for another moment, then both Joey and
Shane thought the same thing: 'Yellow Rat is going to die...'
Joey and Shane both looked at each, nodded and pulled out each a
rifle, fully loaded. Ash, Misty, Brock looked at them with more
than a touch of fear.
"W-w-w-who a-a-are y-y-you?" stuttered Misty nervously.
Shane grinned and said," We're the Pokemon Killers."
Ash, stupid as always yelled, "I challenge you to a battle you little runts!" There he goes with that runts thing again. Boy, this kid's an idiot. I could beat him up anyday.' thought Shane. "My
Pokemon will be Pika-" but before Ash could finish, the sound of a
rifle firing rang through the air. There was a squeaky scream, and
then a thud. Joey had fired on Pikachu, and if you looked, you
could see a hole right between his eyes. Joey and Shane both ran,
but Ash, Misty and Brock didn't notice. They were too busy being
shocked. Ash looked at Pikachu one last time, eyes watered, fell to
his knees and let out a blood-curdling scream of sadness, agony, and anger.
2 hours after, when they were both in a city of some sorts, and
weird looks still being thrown their way, they were still laughing
with delight. They bought some food somehow, and went
exploring. After about an hour, they were wandering in the desert,
when they heard a rumbling sound. They turned around and their
mouths dropped open in astonishment. Ash, Misty and Brock were
charging towards them, and behind them was an army of Pokemon.
Thousands. Joey and Shane each took out 2 M-16s and got ready
for bloodshed. As they neared, Shane yelled, "BRING IT ON YOU
@^%$ING *#%*!%@&#!!!!!" and Joey
smirked. When the army was 10 metres away, they opened fire.
For a full 10 minutes, there was nothing but screaming and thuds
and laughing and gunfire. Then there was an explosion, another
shriek, and another explosion.
Joey was having the time of his life. Everywhere around him,
Pokemon fell to the deadly guns and grenades. Then he spotted a
huge elephant like Pokemon heading towards them. Joey dropped
his guns and took out his bazooka, while Shane gave him cove
fire. Joey took aim, and fired. There was a rushing sound, a scream
of pain, then a massive thud. Joey picked up his guns and started
firing again. The massacre lasted 7 hours. When they were done,
they looked around. The ground was scarlet, and bodies were
littered everywhere. Billions of Pokemon had died. The blue portal
opened up again, and with smirks both plastered on their faces,
were sucked through.
When Shane and Joey landed, they realized two things. One, they
were no longer clad in army uniforms, and loaded with weapons.
Two, it appeared as though only a second had gone by in their
world. The two shrugged, and threw away the GameBoys. They
started walking home, and when they got there (they lived next to
each other,) they found it was 3:30, the time they usually got home.
Next when Joey, got up, he went to get the newspaper. As he
picked it up, he noticed the headlines: POKEMON BANNED
FROM THE WORLD! POKEMON BUSINESS BROKE AND
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DECLARES WAR
ON JAPAN! POKEMON GONE FOREVER!
Joey just smirked.
The End.
It was a sunny day and Joey and Shane were walking to school.
They each were 16 yrs old and in high school. Joey had midnight
black hair, ice cold blue eyes and a short nose. He was smart, wasn't a
nerd, although he had vast knowledge of weapons and how to use
them. He learned it from his late father who was in the army, who
died 3 months ago. Joey hoped he could join the army one day.
Shane had chocolate-colored hair and emerald green eyes. His nose
wasn't perfect, it was okay. He wasn't exactly smart, but when it came
to strategies, you could always count on him. You see, he was
blessed with the brilliance of strategy. No one knows how, he just has it.
Joey and Shane were very nearly twins, but not in the identical
fashion. They liked everything the other liked, and hated everything the other hated.
Anyway, they were walking to school when they spotted a kid in a car
playing Pokemon while waiting for his mother. Outside, they had
blank expressions, but inside, they were both seething with anger.
You see, these boys hated Pokemon like maniacs. No, they loathed
it. For reasons we don't know, and reasons we won't go into.
Joey and Shane kept on walking, their anger fading. As they walked,
they talked about things. School, soccer, hockey, girls, and . . . killing everything Pokemon . . .
"How many cards did you burn last night?" Shane asked Joey.
"38, and this one rare that my little brother had. Although he found
out, had a huge tantrum and I got 2 weeks grounded. So then my
brother found out about that punishment, because he wanted me to
be grounded for a year. But mum said no, and he had another
gigantic tantrum, which lasted 58 minutes. Mum got angry with him,
and grounded him for two hours. My little brother then got real angry
and broke a glass cup. Mum got so furious that I swore I had gone
deaf for a few seconds because she had yelled so loud and long and
finally sent Jason, my little brother up to his room." finished Joey.
Wow, seemed about the only thing Shane could say.
They finally arrived at school. As usual, there were kids just hanging
around, laughing. Joey spotted the Nerds, and with anger starting
creep up on him, motioned for Shane. He too looked at the Nerds
with pure loathing. " Great, now they're playing Pokemon," growled Joey.
"How about we go steal those GameBoys at Gym, then smash
them?" asked Shane.
"Sounds good to me," replied Joey.
When the period for Gym rolled around, the two boys snuck away
from the class and headed straight to the Nerds lockers. They knew
their locker combination, because one day they had gone spying
found out and wrote it down.
They opened their lockers, grabbed the GameBoys and ran out of the
school. They were just 3 blocks from the school when suddenly, a
blue portal opened up, with lightning surrounding it in front of them.
There was a gust of wind, and they were sucked into the portal.
When Joey and Shane woke up, they found themselves in the middle
of a forest. They looked around.
"Where are we?" asked Joey.
"Don't have a clue," replied Shane
Suddenly a bee like creature flew past them. A TITANIC bee like
creature. Both boys stared, with their mouth's open, horrorfied. They
just saw a Pokemon.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...." muttered Joey.
"We're in the Pokemon world!" yelled Shane.
It was then they realized the fully-clad in army uniforms, complete
with guns, grenades and a rocket launcher. Joey immediately started
drooling.
"JOEY! STOP DROOLING!" screamed Shane.
"You're right. Hey! this is a dream come true! We can finally kill all
Pokemon!" said Joey. Just then, they heard voices. They whipped
around and the jaws each hit the ground. Ash, Misty and Brock
were walking towards them when they suddenly noticed Joey and Shane.
"Hey! Who are you, you little runts?" asked Ash.
'Little runts? Who the hell does this kid think we are?!' thought
Shane. But Joey was not staring at Ash, Misty, and Brock, at the
yellow rat beside them. Just then, a black haired, green-eyed
teenager ran in from nowhere, pointed a stick at Brock and yelled,
"Wingardium Leviosa!" They all stared at him, then, as one, said,
"Wrong story, Potter, JK Rowling's House is 3 blocks away."
Potter looked around sheepishly, embarrased, and ran off yelling.
They all stared at each for another moment, then both Joey and
Shane thought the same thing: 'Yellow Rat is going to die...'
Joey and Shane both looked at each, nodded and pulled out each a
rifle, fully loaded. Ash, Misty, Brock looked at them with more
than a touch of fear.
"W-w-w-who a-a-are y-y-you?" stuttered Misty nervously.
Shane grinned and said," We're the Pokemon Killers."
Ash, stupid as always yelled, "I challenge you to a battle you little runts!" There he goes with that runts thing again. Boy, this kid's an idiot. I could beat him up anyday.' thought Shane. "My
Pokemon will be Pika-" but before Ash could finish, the sound of a
rifle firing rang through the air. There was a squeaky scream, and
then a thud. Joey had fired on Pikachu, and if you looked, you
could see a hole right between his eyes. Joey and Shane both ran,
but Ash, Misty and Brock didn't notice. They were too busy being
shocked. Ash looked at Pikachu one last time, eyes watered, fell to
his knees and let out a blood-curdling scream of sadness, agony, and anger.
2 hours after, when they were both in a city of some sorts, and
weird looks still being thrown their way, they were still laughing
with delight. They bought some food somehow, and went
exploring. After about an hour, they were wandering in the desert,
when they heard a rumbling sound. They turned around and their
mouths dropped open in astonishment. Ash, Misty and Brock were
charging towards them, and behind them was an army of Pokemon.
Thousands. Joey and Shane each took out 2 M-16s and got ready
for bloodshed. As they neared, Shane yelled, "BRING IT ON YOU
@^%$ING *#%*!%@&#!!!!!" and Joey
smirked. When the army was 10 metres away, they opened fire.
For a full 10 minutes, there was nothing but screaming and thuds
and laughing and gunfire. Then there was an explosion, another
shriek, and another explosion.
Joey was having the time of his life. Everywhere around him,
Pokemon fell to the deadly guns and grenades. Then he spotted a
huge elephant like Pokemon heading towards them. Joey dropped
his guns and took out his bazooka, while Shane gave him cove
fire. Joey took aim, and fired. There was a rushing sound, a scream
of pain, then a massive thud. Joey picked up his guns and started
firing again. The massacre lasted 7 hours. When they were done,
they looked around. The ground was scarlet, and bodies were
littered everywhere. Billions of Pokemon had died. The blue portal
opened up again, and with smirks both plastered on their faces,
were sucked through.
When Shane and Joey landed, they realized two things. One, they
were no longer clad in army uniforms, and loaded with weapons.
Two, it appeared as though only a second had gone by in their
world. The two shrugged, and threw away the GameBoys. They
started walking home, and when they got there (they lived next to
each other,) they found it was 3:30, the time they usually got home.
Next when Joey, got up, he went to get the newspaper. As he
picked it up, he noticed the headlines: POKEMON BANNED
FROM THE WORLD! POKEMON BUSINESS BROKE AND
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DECLARES WAR
ON JAPAN! POKEMON GONE FOREVER!
Joey just smirked.
The End.