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TITLE: The Wedding… (and what ensued)
Transcribed By Miyako Inoue, Queen of Cheese
As told by my 10-year old brother, who wants to be just like Tomo. Scary…
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One night, Nakago and Yui were sitting on their balcony.
NAKAGO: Lady Yui, aren't the stars beautiful tonight?
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: Yes they are.
YUI: Okay.
NAKAGO: Lady Yui, do you know how many stars there are?
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: There's a whole lot of stars up there. And that is how many children you and I are going to have.
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: Yes.
YUI: Okay…
NAKAGO: Lady Yui, will you marry me?
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: Yes you will.
YUI: Okay…
A few weeks later…
Nakago and Yui were at the chapel, about to be married.
PRIEST: Do you, Yui, take Nakago to be your husband?
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: Yes you do.
YUI: Okay…
PRIEST: And do you, Nakago, take Yui to be your wife?
NAKAGO: I do.
PRIEST: Does anyone here have a reason why these people shouldn't get married?
Suboshi stood up.
SUBOSHI: I do, your honor! I love you, Lady Yui!
PRIEST: Too late. Anyone else have any complaints?
TASUKI: I do! On my power as a… um…
CHICHIRI: (whispers) Suzaku seishi.
TASUKI: Suzaku seishi! I say that these two should not get married! It's SICK! He's like 35, and she's 15! That's NASTY!
PRIEST: That's a pretty lame reason. So by the power-
Suddenly, Nakago remembered that he didn't have a ring for Yui! Nakago gasped.
NAKAGO: Gasp!
So he decided to ask Clockstoppers for help. Dweedly-dee! And time froze.
NAKAGO: Thanks, Clockstoppers.
Nakago ran to the grocery store. Unfortunately, they don't sell wedding rings at the grocery store. So he grabbed a crowbar and ran down the street to the jewelery store as fast as he could. Suddenly, he realized something.
NAKAGO: I'm running really fast! Shouldn't the rubber on my shoes be melting?
And it did, sticking his shoes firmly to the pavement. As Nakago tried desperately to free himself, a Nyan-Nyan with a spiked club approached him.
NYAN NYAN: DIE!
The Nyan Nyan smashed the club into his head.
Five years later…
Nakago woke up in a hospital bed. He niticed that the sun had gone supernova three years ago. He suddenly began to float upwards, through the ceiling, through the atmosphere, and towards a fragment of the sun. He came closer and closer, very gently, until he realized something…
NAKAGO: The sun has a very strong gravitational pull.
Nakago begin to scream madly as he was sucked into the flaming mass.
Nakago woke up on the road with a lump the size of a softball on his head.
NAKAGO: It was all a dream!
Nakago ripped the lump off his head and put it in his tuxedo pocket. He pulled his feet free of the melted rubber and ran towards the chapel, letting his head scab up.
At the chapel…
Everyone had gone home, and the cake had been eaten. Eatin' Tasuki, that is! Tasuki was running around with his head inside the cake. Nakago took the lump out of his pocket, turned it inside out, and threw the bloody heap on the cake's face. The cake spit Tasuki out, and ran around madly trying to get the blood off its face. He screamed, and pulled on his face, but he accidentally RIPPED HIS FACE OFF! He lay on the floor, bleeding and screaming, and finally died.
So Nakago and Yui got married, had as many kids as there were stars in the sky, and lived happily ever after till the end of their days.
Unfortunately, poor Tasuki never got over the trauma of having his head nearly eaten by a wedding cake, and stayed away from all dessert items forever. Or at least a week and a half.
THE END.
R & R, please! It would make my brother so happy!
TITLE: The Wedding… (and what ensued)
Transcribed By Miyako Inoue, Queen of Cheese
As told by my 10-year old brother, who wants to be just like Tomo. Scary…
~*~*~*~
One night, Nakago and Yui were sitting on their balcony.
NAKAGO: Lady Yui, aren't the stars beautiful tonight?
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: Yes they are.
YUI: Okay.
NAKAGO: Lady Yui, do you know how many stars there are?
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: There's a whole lot of stars up there. And that is how many children you and I are going to have.
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: Yes.
YUI: Okay…
NAKAGO: Lady Yui, will you marry me?
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: Yes you will.
YUI: Okay…
A few weeks later…
Nakago and Yui were at the chapel, about to be married.
PRIEST: Do you, Yui, take Nakago to be your husband?
YUI: No…
NAKAGO: Yes you do.
YUI: Okay…
PRIEST: And do you, Nakago, take Yui to be your wife?
NAKAGO: I do.
PRIEST: Does anyone here have a reason why these people shouldn't get married?
Suboshi stood up.
SUBOSHI: I do, your honor! I love you, Lady Yui!
PRIEST: Too late. Anyone else have any complaints?
TASUKI: I do! On my power as a… um…
CHICHIRI: (whispers) Suzaku seishi.
TASUKI: Suzaku seishi! I say that these two should not get married! It's SICK! He's like 35, and she's 15! That's NASTY!
PRIEST: That's a pretty lame reason. So by the power-
Suddenly, Nakago remembered that he didn't have a ring for Yui! Nakago gasped.
NAKAGO: Gasp!
So he decided to ask Clockstoppers for help. Dweedly-dee! And time froze.
NAKAGO: Thanks, Clockstoppers.
Nakago ran to the grocery store. Unfortunately, they don't sell wedding rings at the grocery store. So he grabbed a crowbar and ran down the street to the jewelery store as fast as he could. Suddenly, he realized something.
NAKAGO: I'm running really fast! Shouldn't the rubber on my shoes be melting?
And it did, sticking his shoes firmly to the pavement. As Nakago tried desperately to free himself, a Nyan-Nyan with a spiked club approached him.
NYAN NYAN: DIE!
The Nyan Nyan smashed the club into his head.
Five years later…
Nakago woke up in a hospital bed. He niticed that the sun had gone supernova three years ago. He suddenly began to float upwards, through the ceiling, through the atmosphere, and towards a fragment of the sun. He came closer and closer, very gently, until he realized something…
NAKAGO: The sun has a very strong gravitational pull.
Nakago begin to scream madly as he was sucked into the flaming mass.
Nakago woke up on the road with a lump the size of a softball on his head.
NAKAGO: It was all a dream!
Nakago ripped the lump off his head and put it in his tuxedo pocket. He pulled his feet free of the melted rubber and ran towards the chapel, letting his head scab up.
At the chapel…
Everyone had gone home, and the cake had been eaten. Eatin' Tasuki, that is! Tasuki was running around with his head inside the cake. Nakago took the lump out of his pocket, turned it inside out, and threw the bloody heap on the cake's face. The cake spit Tasuki out, and ran around madly trying to get the blood off its face. He screamed, and pulled on his face, but he accidentally RIPPED HIS FACE OFF! He lay on the floor, bleeding and screaming, and finally died.
So Nakago and Yui got married, had as many kids as there were stars in the sky, and lived happily ever after till the end of their days.
Unfortunately, poor Tasuki never got over the trauma of having his head nearly eaten by a wedding cake, and stayed away from all dessert items forever. Or at least a week and a half.
THE END.
R & R, please! It would make my brother so happy!