So, how long have you known Dean Winchester?
His whole life. I knew his parents before he was born. I remember the day they brought him home from the hospital, never seen two prouder parents in my life, 'cept maybe when Sammy was born. The Winchesters have always been good to me. Damn shame what happened to Mary and John, they were good people.
What about Dean, is he a good person too?
Absolutely! No one cares more for me than Dean.
Tell us something about Dean we wouldn't normally get to know.
Um...his hands are really soft and his touch is really gentle. You wouldn't think it with all the work he does, guns and all, but when he touches me he has such care and precision. Really makes you feel special, you know?
Speaking of guns, what's it like driving around with an arsenal in the trunk?
At first it was pretty freaking scary. When John put the first gun in there I was sure I'd get confiscated by the cops! I was really worried. Now, I'd feel naked without it.
What was life like for you when Dean was in Hell?
It was tough, really tough. Sammy looked after me well enough but he had his own agenda. As much as Dean drives from necessity he also drives for the pleasure. Just the two of us and the open road, I guess that's what I missed most. With Sammy I was just a means to an end.
What's the nicest thing Dean has done for you?
Probably rebuilding me after the semi accident, although I wasn't too impressed with 'the crow-bar' incident. Most people would have left me for dead though, but not Dean.
What's the worst thing Dean has done to you?
Attacked me with a crow-bar!
What's the worst thing about Dean?
His eating habits. All those cheeseburgers are NOT good for the digestion, TRUST me!
What's the best thing about Dean?
Just one thing? Probably his loyalty. He would do anything for someone he cares for and he never gives up on anyone, just look at his Daddy and me!
Why do you think Dean is so loyal to you?
Partly because I was his Daddy's, partly because he knows he can rely on me. I always try to be at my best for Dean.
What do you think of the women Dean 'sees'?
Well, I don't really see that many of them. It's not like we go cruising for chicks ALL the time, even though I am an AWESOME wing-man. They are nice girls I guess, the ones I've seen. Dean's only human you know, there's only so much comfort I can give him. He deserves a little affection now and then. Not too often though.
Do you think Dean will be able to stop the Apocalypse?
I hope so. I trust he has the ability and the motivation to, but I worry about interfering factors.
What's your opinion of Castiel and the other angels?
Castiel's good. When I first met him he was a bit of a dick, but now he is great. Dean trusts him and I trust Dean. The other angels are still dicks though.
Were you surprised to hear Dean is Michael's vessel?
Yes and no. Yes, because he's frigging Michael's vessel! Who saw that coming?! No, because, like I said, I've known him his whole life. He is a great man and was always going to do great things.
What would you like Dean to do after when the Apocalypse is over?
Well, I want us to keep driving around together, see the rest of the country, maybe not hunting though. Maybe we could just travel, with a wife and kids. Dean would like that.
You seem very devoted to Dean, to making him happy.
He makes me happy, it's the least I can do.
If you could give Dean one thing, anything, in the world, what would it be?
A hug.