Chapter 1. EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.
Bella has signed in
Bella: Hello?
Bella: ...
Bella: I know! I'll wait, and then I'll scare them!
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Emmett has signed in
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Jacob has signed in
Jasper: Hello everyone.
Rosalie: Hi,
Jacob: Hey...
Emmett: Yoza my brotha!
Jacob: ...
Alice has signed in
Jacob: Ha! Saw it comin'...
Alice: Jazzy! Jacob hurt my feelings!
Jasper: Grrrrrr...
Jacob: Eeeep!
Jacob has signed out
Alice: Anyways, hi everyone!
Emmett: Yo ma psychic freak sista!
Alice: Okay, Rose, what did you feed him today?!
Rosalie: Nothing, I made the terrible mistake of telling him to eat what he wants.
Bella: RAWR!
Alice: *doesn't react* Hey Bella!
Bella: Didn't I scare you?
Alice: No, I saw your name in the Online Contacts box.
Bella: I forgot we had that...
Rosalie: Okay?
Emmett: LOLZ all day way!
Emmett: So what up-izzle my fam-izzle
Bella: Note to self, remind Rose never to let Emmett feed himself again.
Rosalie: I heard that!
Emmett: Technically, you read that.
Rosalie: Technically, I'm about to bust your face!
Emmett: Technically, I'm stronger than you.
Rosalie: Want to bet?
Emmett: Okay! I bet you Alice's car that I'm stronger.
Rosalie: Bring it!
Alice: Hey! My car! You no touchy!
Rosalie: Don't worry sis, if I win I'll give it back to you.
Alice: -^.^- Rose, you're my favorite!
Emmett: Oh yeah?! Well I'll give it backer to you!
Bella: ...?
Rosalie: ...?
Alice: ...?
Author: ...?
Everyone except Author: O.O
Author: What?
Emmett: You,
Rosalie: Didn't,
Alice: Even,
Bella: Sign,
Author: In? I know, but I'm the author I can do whatever I want. Like this:
Purple Peanut: Like what?
Red Rooster: Yea, like what?
Orange Orangutang: Like this. Look at our screen names.
Looney Lobster: Okay, everyone type in and send your names so we know who's
Looney Lobster: Who. Sorry I ran out of space to type.
Red Rooster: Emmett
Looney Lobster: Bella
Purple Peanut: Alice
Orange Orangutang: R.o.s.a.l.i.e
Author: Ha! Ha! Ha! Now, I'll change you all back.
Emmett: thAnks! Oh, whAt dId YOU dO thIs tIme?!
Bella: Isn't It ObvIOUs? All vOwEls ArE cApItAlIzEd. dUhh!
Rosalie: plEAsE chAngE It bAck tO nOrmAl AUthOr,
Author: Sure.
Rosalie: Thanks! Hey, where's Edward?
Emmett: Right here. And Bells, why'd you have to be so rude?
Bella: EDDIE-POO?!
Emmett: YES. /3
Bella: O.O I'M SOWWY...
Emmett: Ha, gotcha!
Bella: -_-
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Author has gone to get an ice cream cone :D