Disclaimer: I do not own the characters as they belong to Russell T Davies and the BBC but I do get to play with them.
Notes: Now this came into my head after a discussion about my obsession for JB in glasses over at livejournal. If I ever found a photo of GDL in a suit and glasses I would be a puddle on the floor. I have now seen one of him in glasses but not all bound up in a neat and tidy Ianto package. This has no plot what so ever and is as near to a drabble as I get.
Making passes at men wearing glasses
Ianto walked into Jack's office. The captain had his back to him and Ianto was so silent that …. Jack wheeled his chair around and it was then that Ianto noticed.
'Jack, you're wearing glasses.'
'Yes, do you think they suit me?' Jack asked.
'But why, Jack, you have perfect vision?' Ianto had to admit that there was something quite sexy about the look. As the glasses fell slightly down Jack's nose Ianto was reminded of a teacher he'd had once for maths. He was also reminded that he'd found the teacher strangely attractive.
'I know I don't need them but don't you think they suit me? I think they make me look more intelligent and if I push them down my nose I can give you my sexy teacher stare. What do you think?'
Ianto was now feeling distinctly uncomfortable in the trouser area which Jack certainly didn't fail to notice. He got up from the chair and came to stand in front of his desk. Ianto moved closer to place Jack's coffee on the desk. As he moved his hand back Jack caught it and raised it to his lips. He caressed the back of Ianto's hand with delicate little kisses. Looking over the glasses, eyes all wide and innocent Jack smiled.
'I do believe that you find them sexy, Ianto if I'm any judge and as I've studied your every reaction very carefully, I consider myself to be an excellent judge, but just to confirm.' Jack reached down and brushed his hand over the bulge in Ianto's trousers.
'I've always fancied a pair of clever specs. The Doctor wears them you know when he wants to show how brainy he is. Somehow they also made him look sooooo hot.' Jack was just being mischievous now. He'd learned that any mention of the Doctor made Ianto come over all fierce and territorial; tonight was no exception.
'Let me try them, Jack.' Ianto took the glasses from Jack and put them on. Jack felt every nerve end jump to attention.
'Wow, what is it about a man in a suit and glasses. You look all soft, sexy and vulnerable; in fact you look good enough to eat!' He pulled Ianto towards him and started to undo buttons. Soon both men were naked, moving against each other with real purpose. It was a hot night and their bodies glistened with sweat as their hands went everywhere and lips locked together. At some point Ianto went to remove the glasses.
'Oh no, you don't,' Jack said. 'You look too good with them on. Just keep moving you beautiful man.'
Some time later they were dressed and sat in the boardroom eating pizza as if nothing had taken place minutes before.
'Ianto, what happened to those glasses? I haven't been able to find them.'
'No idea, Jack, Sorry I thought you'd taken them.'
'That's odd. Oh well I can get some more. Anything we need to go over tonight?'
As Ianto went through the latest updates on new artefacts he'd found in the archive, he patted the pocket. After the effect they'd had on Jack earlier he was definitely keeping them for future use. Ianto had discovered something new about the Captain; this man definitely made passes at men who wore glasses.