A.N. Wrote this a year ago; I'm just migrating it over from my lj.
In Short:
Gregory James Lestrade
Born: London, October 15, 1965
Arrested: Once (graffiti, public fountain, May 26, 1979, Farnham, Surrey)
Kissed: Twelve girls, twenty-three women, four men, one koala (June 4th 1984, pub crawl)
Smoked: 22,523 cigarettes
Hospitalized: 14 times: Broken arm (1), broken nose (2), concussion (4), dislocated shoulder (1), fractured collarbone (1), gunshot wound (2) heart attack (2), malaria (1)
Married: 1988, 1993, 2013
Divorced: 1989 (Daphne Auerbach Lestrade, November, 'unreasonable behaviour')
Punched: Twenty-nine times (1969 [4], 1970 [2], 1971 [1], 1978 [4], 1984 [2], 1987 [1], 1989 [2], 1994 [1], 2001 [1], 2004 [6], 2006 [2], 2010 [1], 2018 [2])
Fathered: Three children: Hannah (1989), Elspeth (1998), Benjamin (2001)
Saved: Sixteen people (four suicides, two drowning, three overdose, five hostages, one arson, one junkie)
Missed: Six birthdays, one birth, half a bat mitzvah, one first bike ride, two parent-teacher meetings, four Christmas dinners, two doctor's appointments
Ate: 2,167 apples
Widowed: 2004 (Tammy Jones-Lestrade, February 11, 8:52 p.m., acute myelogenous leukemia)
Solved: 862 cases
Assaulted: 1 suspect (June 2011, C. Smith, M.D., reprimand removed from file per request of J.W. to M.H.)
Burned: 342 pieces of toast
Had sex: 1,866.5 times: August 1983-June 1988 (346), June 1988-November 1989 (131), November 1989-February 1992 (158), March 1992-September 1996 (168), October 1996-March 2002 (488), April 2002-November 2003 (32), December 2003-October 2010 (0), November 2010-October 2013 (156.5), November 2013-February 2021 (248), March 2021-OCtober 2028 (139)
Discarded: One skull, in various skips, four times, September 2005-January 2012 (skull retrieved by owner on all occasions no more than nine hours after each disposal)
Fell in love with: Six people
Employed by: Mrs. Ashcroft, 1974 (window-washer), Farnham Gazette, 1974-1980 (paper boy), Tesco, 1983-1987 (customer assistant), London Metropolitan Police Service, 1988-2016, 2017-2018 (police officer, detective, consultant), British Secret Service, 2011-2028 (liaison) Sweet Sussex Enterprises, 2020-2028 (co-owner)
Organized: Five stag parties: T. Gregson, 1987, R. Bradstreet, 1991, C. Lestrade, 1998, C. Lestrade, 2002, J. Watson, 2011
Killed: Four men, one woman (Firearm, justified)
Retired: March 2016 (Disability [gunshot wound to left leg])
Hobbies: Gardening (herbs), reading (non-fiction forensic texts, Napoleonic history and biography), listening to music (Led Zeppelin, Miles Davis, live violin)
Died: November 23, 2028 (11:51 a.m., acute myocardial infarction, Sweet Sussex Bee Farms, Sussex. Survived by husband.)