WARNING BxB

Pairing: Natsu x Gray

Anime: Fairy Tail

( I do not own Fairy Tail or any of the character. This is purely written for entertainment and to show I love the authors work! I'm not getting paid, don't worry ;) Don't forget to review/favorite/follow with enough love I'll post chapter two! Enjoy Lovelies~ )

"Perverted Ice Stripper!" Natsu screamed the minute my shirt and pants decided to disappear. I honestly have no recollection of removing them but Juvia wasn't anywhere near by so I assume that they were removed by my own hand. I sighed and looked around for at least my pants but found Natsu waving them around laughing. I growled and threw a punch at his head but he successfully dodged making me fly head first into Cana. Cana laughed her drunken laugh and just pushed me off saying she wasn't in the mood, what ever that meant.

I launched towards Natsu again ignoring Makarovs' attempt to stop us. Natsu hit me with a flaming fist sending me into Elfman. "That isn't manly!" Elfman cried as we fell to the ground. I laughed and apologized and got up running at Natsu again. He was already headed my way with his fist pulled back in the before position of a punch. His hand and forearm turned fiery and I ducked in time and punched him in his exposed stomach though tripping on god knows what sending us barreling forward.

We ended up a few feet apart though something was different. "I got his boxers!" I heard Natsu scream and I turned my head enough to see that he meant me and my underwear was indeed missing from their place. I paled and crawled to a corner, hiding myself. I wasn't ashamed of my body but having my boxers removed in such an unpassionate way was a bit to unwanted. Natsu smirked at me waving my boxers around like some prize that he had won.

I used to wear two sets of underwear in case this happened but after a while it got rather uncomfortable though Natsu did stop harassing me about my stripping tendencies. "Give me those back!" I huff glaring at him. He smirked and waved them around. "Come and get them droopy eyes!" He chuckled and walked a bit closer, just out of reach.

"Squinty-eyed bastard!" I growled as he just laughed. He shook his head and looked at me in a way that made me think he was taking pity upon me. He dropped my boxers on my head and whispered. "You lose in so many categories that it isn't even funny, perverted ice stripper." He laughed and walked back to Erza and Lucy. he said something before leaving the guild. I discreetly pulled on my boxers and went to search for the rest of my clothing.

I got dressed and made my way out of the guild in search of the flame bastard. I knew where he lived due to Erza making me take care of him when he was sick a while ago. I made my way slowly to the house on the edge of Magnolia. It was a rather large house and it was wood and brick, an odd combination, one burnt and the other didn't. I knocked on the door and heard an audible groan exit the door. "Flame brain!" I yelled knowing Natsu would know it was me. With in seconds the door was opened by a shirtless dragon slayer who looked tired. "Sleeping, eh?" I ask stepping into the house not bothering to be invited. He nodded and rubbed his eyes vigorously in a manner that I assumed was supposed to wake him up.

I sighed and sat on the edge of the couch and he joined me moments later with a cheery smile on his face showing me was fully awake. " Whaddaya' need Gray?" He asked looking at me curiously. "What did you mean by losing in 'so many categories' ? I never signed up for any contest flame brain so what are you talking about?" I raised an eyebrow and awaited an answer. He sighed and raised a finger in explanation. "I have more muscle, I'm not a perverted stripper nor an exobishionist, and I have a bigger dick than you." He explained with a straight face, his words not wavering even when he said the last part.

I stared at him for a good five minutes. "What!?" I practically screech, hurting my ears as well as Natsus'. "What on Earth do you mean?! We are equal in the first one, I already told you why I always remove my clothes, and I don't even want to argue the last one.." I blushed a barely-there pink and Natsu smirked. "You don't want to argue because you know you'll lose."

"Who says I'll lose?" I challenge with a grin anyone would say was overly ambitious. We had taken baths and such together before during missions but I had never looked. I had a feeling I had no choice in the matter though. "Me" Was all he said as he smirked at me, reclining back against the couch. "Is that a bet?" I ask, my voice sounding more nervous than I wanted it to sound. There was always the chance I would lose and I'd never live it down if a certain dragon slayer was involved.. "I believe it is." Natsu said crossing his arms and looking at me, a challenge in his eyes. I gulped and looked at him before smiling. There was no way I would lose this challenge.

"You're on."