A/N: An absurd idea for a song came to me while reading Game of Thrones and listening to a song by Elton John, so I decided to post it on fanficiton for your mutual enjoyment and/or hatred. Do not take it seriously, just enjoy.
(Best sung to the melody of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Elton John)
Don't go flaying my cock
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get skinless
Bastard you're not that kind
Don't go flaying my cock
You take the skin off of me
Honey when you flayed both my feet
I gave you my key
Ooh, ooh, nobody knows it
When I was meek
I was your Reek
Ooh, ooh, nobody knows it
Right from the start
I gave you my cock
I gave you my cock
So don't go flaying my cock
I won't go flaying your cock
Don't go flaying my cock
And nobody warned us
'Cause Ramsay showed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it
So don't misunderstand me
You put the blood in my life
You put the flay to the skin
I've got your cock in my sights
Ooh, ooh, nobody knows it
When I was meek
I was your Reek
Ooh, ooh, nobody knows it
Right from the start
I gave you my cock
I gave you my cock
Don't go flaying my cock
I won't go flaying your cock
Don't go flaying my
Don't go flaying my
I won't go flaying your cock
Don't go flaying my
Don't go flaying my
I won't go flaying your cock
Don't go flaying my
Don't go flaying my
I won't go flaying your cock
Don't go flaying my
Don't go flaying my
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