"Zantanna your crazy and i don't mean normal me kind of crazy i mean Superboy drunk off his ass kind of crazy." Wally told her."Aww come guys it's not gonna hurt or anything i just want to try it out this once ok then you can go on with your lives." "Fine" said Dick Greyson giving into his wifes plead."But only and mean ONLY this once." "YAY!"She said running into his arms."THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"She said full on kissing him on the the lips her feet were off the ground and her knees bent in mid air with Nightwing's hands wrapped around her waist. She pulled away and looked at him. "You can put me down now."She said "Oh"He realised he was stilling holding her in his grasp. He let her down."Uh um yeah well um you know- he was cut off by Wally patting well it was more of a really REALLY hard slap on the shoulder."Smoooooooooooooooooth."he said"Realllllllllllllllll smooooooooooooooth."He repeated."Shut up!"Dick replied."Hey Zee are you sure this will be safe for Arty?"Asked Superboy trying to draw the attention away from dumb and dumber who are now shouting dumbass remarks at the other person. wally snapped out of it asking pretty much repeating what the other man said,but with alot more concern."Yeah Zee will she?""Yeah she'll be fine it's not like i'm brainwashing her or teleporting her over a boiling hot pit of lava. it's just a portal we can travel time in.""which i did not like by the way."Artemis reponded to her friend's comment."I was 7 mmonths pregnant and you woundn't stop getting on my nerves."What about the sending me over a pit of lava?""Can we hurry up?!"Asked an inpatient Roy."Fine.I'll hurry,but blame Arty shes the one that got me side tracked."She said in her defense."Just shut up and get to work."Both her and Zantanna laughed at the final remark." Ready?""We've been ready for the past 5 minutes."Roy replied."Be patient Roy."M'gann told him."He's never patient M'gann."Kaldar replied."YES I AM!""No your not Roy."Wally told him."AM TOO!"NO YOUR NOT.""YES I AM.""NO YOUR NOT""AM TOO!""NO YOUR NOT!""AM TOO!""NO YOUR NOT."And the men just stood there yelling at each other until thay were broken up by the sound of Zantanna saying a spell."Low'es ta lace!"(how it sounds:low s ta lace)Then suddenly both Wally and Roy had a zipper for a mouth and both were zipped up."Mmmmmmmm...mmm...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"Came from Wally."I'll unzip you if you promise to shut it."Both Wally and Roy shoke their head's."Fine."She said with a sigh."Ecel ta se'wol!""Mind teaching me how to do that?"Artemis asked."Can we just hurry up with this!?"Jade said."Mole salo!"Then out of the blue a light blue portal was in front of them."COME ON!"Zantanna yelled while everyone followed her orders and ran the room that held the group of friends was completly bare.
writers note:okay first time writer so sorry if it's bad.=)
ages:
Kaldar:36
Dick:33
Artemis:35
Wally:36
Jade:38
Roy:38
Zantanna:35
Connor/Superboy:36(or really 20)
M'gann:35