Alright. So here is the deal. I started Perfectly Imperfect when I was 14 so it sucks. It is short, incomplete, and horribly written. So. I am changing everything. I don't own Twilight but Bella is not going to be the whiny teenager she was in the books. My Bella (Jasper's Bella) is badass. So if you want to join me on a journey of badassery, Eddie and Malice bashing, and maybe a little lovin' if I decide to change the rating.
How I became a badass
Let me introduce myself. My name is Isabella Swan, call me Bella or Isa. I am 17 and currently trying to find a way to set fire to a certain sparkly vampire. Oh, you are wondering about this vampire eh? Well his name is Edward and dumped me in the fucking forest. Yeah, you heard me. A forest. While it was raining. And my dumb ass ran after him. I tripped and fell (the usual) but lucky for me Nikki was there for me. Now you want to know who Nikki is? God, you are so curious. You know I used to be that way and look at where it got me. It will be easier if I just start from the beginning.
*Thoughts are italics I think this is the only time I will use her actual thoughts. I just wanted y'all to see the old Bella compared to my Bella.*
"Edward! Edward! EDWARD PLEASE!" He couldn't have gotten too far, he was just here. He wouldn't actually leave me.. he loved me right? Right, and you don't leave those you lo-ow. I had somehow managed to fall into hole. Yet clumsy me walking in a forest, in the rain, fell in a hole betcha didn't see that comin'. Great Bella you are trying to prove to Edward you are worthy so he will stick around and what did you do you – what was that? A howl. I heard a howl. It was at this point Bella knew she had fucked up (yes I referred to myself in the third person, it is my story thank you). Thankfully this is the part where Nikki shows up. You see I was stuck in a hole while wolves were approaching and so I froze up in fear and hoped that the hole would protect me. Instead I heard a growl. I looked up out of the hole (stupid I know) and came face to face to a pink eyed girl. Let me clarify, her irises were pink not the whites of her eyes. I did what any sane person would do. I screamed. Nikki slapped me and proceed to drag my unconscious body back to her cabin in the woods. And that is how I met Nikki.
You probably have more questions than answers right now. I can tell you right now the answer is almost always Nikki or Jay but we haven't gotten to that part yet. Just know that everything I am today is because of those two people. Mostly Nikki. She saved me. She pulled my head out of my ass. That is how I became badass. So go out and get yourself a Nikki today and you too can be a badass.