Today is the day that I start my new job. It's not a normal job; I'm going to be working with the Avengers and SHIELD. You see, I'm Leia Fury, Nick Fury's niece. So I've been brought up to fight bad people. My mother died at birth and my dad is unknown. Nick was cool enough to bring me up and seeing as I just turned 21, he thought I was old enough to make my own decisions. I'm a black belt in 5 different martial arts, genius and have perfect aim using guns and bow and arrows. I'm also rather talented in sword fighting. So really, I'm better than most SHIELD agents put together and probably better than Hawkeye. I would have helped when the trouble started in New York 6 months ago but I was told I wasn't allowed. I never did get told any details about it. I was in Hawaii at the time so I didn't care too much.

I was currently at Stark towers waiting for Nick to send a Helicopter. Tony was getting some whiskey for the two of us. Tony and I are like best friends despite what Nick tells us. He handed me a glass as we heard a Copter land on the roof. Tony got in his suit just to be an arse because he knows Steve hates the thing. I started walking to the elevator until I remembered my hat and emergency bag. It was in case I had to stay at the base for long period of time. I quickly ran back, not spilling the whiskey and picked up the hat, putting it on my head. I gently placed the bag over my right shoulder. When the elevator stopped at the roof, I ran out to Steve. He gave me a weird look and I flipped him off. I pointed to my hat.

"Look Steve, I'm the Captain, you just weren't working out." I laughed and everyone joined me. I noticed the pilot was Natasha and next to her was Hawk. Tony appeared next to me quite silently for a man in a metal suit. He turned me to face him as he wasn't much taller than me and looked me dead in the eye.

"Leia, you do realize it's just a Pirate hat. It doesn't make you a pirate or a captain, though you look better than Captain Spandex here." I grinned and climbed inside, sitting down in the far back. I drank my whiskey and rested my hat on my face. Everyone was talking until Nick came through on the radio thing.

"Avengers you're not going to like this, especially Hawk. Thor's back." I was far more confused than everyone else was, even more so when everyone's faces went pissed off.

"Does that mean Loki's back with him?" Steve asked.

"I'm afraid so. Thor wants to see his girlfriend, meaning Loki has to stay at the base and I need a babysitter for the green pixie, any volunteers?" I jumped up.

"ME!" Everyone looked at me like I was crazy but I shrugged them off and did a happy dance.

"That's sorted although I don't agree on letting Leia watch him. Leia be careful, I can tell you two will get along fine just by what he's wearing." I grinned then my face fell. I looked to Tony for confirmation, he nodded.

"Can someone explain the silent conversation here?" Hawk asked with a huff.

"Little Leia here has a thing for Weird clothing and leather." He looked at me briefly. "And a certain Loki does that in one." Hawk laughed surprising us all. I raised an eyebrow at him but then turned to Natasha.

"Tasha, please tell me he's ugly or at least looks really old." She gave me a sad smile and shook her head. I fell to my knees and pulled out my phone. I dialled Nick's number and he answered straight away.

"Nick, Do me the biggest favour ever!" He sighed.

"What is that?"

"Get Loki in a tweed suit" everyone around me burst out laughing, even nick let out a chuckled. Someone in the background sniggered quietly, I guess that's Loki. "NOW!"

"Sorry Leia No can do. Anyway I thought you would like his Asgardian clothing, it's very... You!"

"Wait, Asgardian? We're actually talking about the Norse god of Mischief Loki? Fucking hell nick! You're signing my death warrant!" He laughed and ended the call. Everyone else was in stitches by now. I just got up and found Tony's emergency Rum. We landed just as I opened it. I walked out slowly after everyone else trying to sort my hat out. Once sorted, I took a big swig from the bottle and looked at a fast approaching Nick with two strangers behind him. One had Blonde hair and was very muscular and Eww. The other had black hair, green eyes and lots of leather. I started to down all the rum until Nick tried to grab it. I made a run for it and ended up with everyone chasing me. I drank the rest of it and ran back to Nick. I looked quickly at Loki and groaned, closing my eyes. I removed my hat and bandana then tied the banana over my eyes, like a blindfold. I put my hat back on and smiled, holding my hand out for him to shake.

"Hello, I'm Leia, a suicidal SHIELD agent and also Nick's niece. You're obviously Loki. I'm supposed to watch you but unless you're in tweed and not leather I cannot do that. Sorry." I suddenly felt hands taking my bandana off whilst two others held my arms to my side. When it came off, I closed my eyes.

"Leia, you're going to watch him or I'll get banner to throw your Swords in to the sea." My eyes shot open in horror. I looked to where he was pointing and saw Banner holding my swords over the edge. I shook my head viciously until I gave myself a headache.

"Nick please, I'll watch him just give me them back!" He nodded over to banner and he soon came over handing me my sword belt. I placed it around my hips and took the swords out. I made a cross with them with Loki's throat in-between the blades. Saying he was shocked would be an understatement. I smiled mischievously at him and he grinned back. "Nice to meet you, Loki. I wish I could say the same to you Thor but I can't so I am ever so sorry." Thor grunted in disapproval and I removed the swords from Loki's neck and placed one in the sheath (I think it's called.)

"Pleasure's mine, I'm sure." He said smirking. I face palmed and looked at Thor evilly.

"You owe me big time, Arse. The weirdness, leather and looks I can deal with...Just but Arrogance? Noo!" I heard Tony try to hide a laugh from behind me so I spun around and held the sword to his arc reactor. "Trust me, Tony, I do not care whether you're my friend or not. Piss me off and try and get this out of your heart." He nodded and I removed the sword.

"Leia, be nice." I ignored nick and turned Loki, grinning.

"What d'you want to do?" He shrugged. "Hmm. I'm thinking maybe a trip to Germany." He smirked and nodded.

"Sounds... delightful!" He was practically glowing with happiness.

"No, not after what he's done." Nick argued. "Am I the only one think it's a really bad idea putting a very corruptible Leia alone with a very corrupting Loki?" everyone shook their heads.

"Hey! I'm not corruptible. Well I am but Loki can't corrupt me anymore." I stuck my tongue out then gave Loki a sword. "Want a sword fight?" He nodded and we moved away ignoring everyone. As I threw my belt off I saw Loki magically change into tight-ish black Leather trousers and a very nice skinny forest green t-shirt. I started cursing and that caused Tony to collapse laughing his conceited arse off. When I glared at him Loki tried to slash me but I blocked it easily. He looked slightly impressed and we carried on fighting for 10 minutes until he took my hat and had me with the sword at my throat. He leaned down to my left ear from behind.

"I win." He said and placed my hat back on my head. I smirked and discreetly grabbed my pistol. He slowly moved the Blade away enough for me to spin around and point the gun to his heart. He grinned and dropped the sword, hands up in defeat. I smirked and quickly picked up my swords.

"I'll think you'll find I win." I explain whilst we walked back to the group because somehow we had moved about 40 feet away. He shook his head, still grinning.

"You cheated." I stopped next to tony and just looked at Loki like he was stupid.

"Pirate!" I said in the most obvious and slightly sarcastic tone I could muster in my tired state. Thor looked at me shocked but then grinned. I stepped back, closer to Tony slightly freaked out. Thor blind to this turned to Loki and started chuckling.

"Brother, the first sword fight you lose, you lose to a mortal girl." Loki raised an eyebrow at his brother's childish sexist teasing.

"To be fair Thor, I did cheat. If it was just swords he would have won hands down." I shrugged it off and handed my swords back to banner. He took them with a smile on his face. The other avengers left with him leaving me, Loki, Thor, Tony and Nick.

"So Leia what did you mean he can't corrupt you... anymore?" Thor asked confused. Tony seemed interested too but Nick had to stop himself from laughing.

"Well in high school I had to do Norse mythology for 3 years. With all other god's chosen, I had to study this green fairy. And after a year, His mischievousness and evil started to rub off on me. After 3 years, I had to get kicked out of the school for letting a giant Boa Constrictor out into the classroom. Nick, you've got to admit it was an awesome prank and an even better expulsion meeting."

"Where in Norse Mythology did you get the idea from?" Thor asked genuinely interested.

"The Loki and Sigyn thing. I've got to say the paintings and drawings of you really did you justice... you're just as ugly as they make out." Loki hissed slightly, glaring at me. Tony put a friendly hand on his shoulder, smirking at me. My face dropped and I glared at him intensely.

"Don't worry Loki, she called me bad shit too but now we're best friends. It just means she likes you. Though I've seen the paintings she's on about and you really are ugly in them so maybe you'll be more than best friends." I flipped him off and him and Nick laughed. "What? I meant BFFs. Honestly!"

"Of course you did Tony (!)" I said with sarcasm dripping off every word. He looked between me and Loki then smiled.

"Okay I didn't but you two would make cute kids, Fucked up demi-gods but still cute. Wouldn't they nick?" we all turned to Nick waiting for an answer but he started talking to Thor.

"Whilst they talk, I'm going to get my bag. I have a feeling I'll be here a long time." I ran back to the Copter and searched for my bag until I found it on my seat. I opened it and took the small snake out of its case. It slithered up my arm and made its way onto my shoulder, resting there. I took the small bottle of Jack Daniel's out as well and opened it, drinking a little before getting out of the Aircraft. I lifted my hand to my shoulder and stroked my snake. The first person to see it was Loki, who ran up and petted it grinning. Tony was gobsmacked but grinned at the bottle. Thor and Nick smiled at a child-like Loki. I knew I had got away with keeping him here. "Loki this is Nexus, Nexus this is Loki, and He's a good guy... sometimes." When I said this I got weird looks off everyone including Loki but he soon understood when Nexus curled around his hand. "This is the child of the snake I let into the classroom. His name's Nexus. He understands everything you say somehow." I held my hand next to Loki's and he went back up to my shoulder.

"Wow... You know I never liked snakes but he is amazing." Loki breathed out still grinning. He looked so innocent for someone with such pain and who was the cause of so much terror and destruction. I turned back to Nick who smiled gratefully at me. I placed my bottle of JD on the floor and smiled back.

"So, Nick, how long am I 'watching' Loki for?" I shot a quick glare at Thor and a sympathetic smile to Loki as I jumped on his back. I can't imagine what it's like not being able to move without being watched, having to be locked up. It's probably a lot worse in Asguard because they're all so 'Perfect' there. "Oh and Loki, at some point I may end up using you as a teddy. It happens to everyone, Friend and foe." He laughed and nodded.

"Well it should be about 2 weeks, maybe longer if Loki's good. This is classed as his punishment as well but he gets freedoms if he's good." Thor explained. My face turned hard as stone. I jumped of Loki, taking Nexus off my shoulder and placing him on Loki's

"You treat him no better than you would a toy you hate. Is that what you think of your brother, blood or not, nothing but a toy. Oh yeah, He's a frost giant, enemy of Asguard. That's all he is to you, a toy, to twist and manipulate and destroy. I could carry on for ages but I do not think you're worth my time. You wanted to know what he feels like, why he's so mischievous. He is nought but a child in the shadow of another. You and Odin are rather pathetic in my eyes. You do not deserve to be king."

"Why do you hate me so much? We have only just met yet you judge me like you know everything." Thor argued back.

"I hate you because I know what he feels like, to not have your biological parents. I didn't have a choice in that matter, Loki did but Odin took that away from him to use him. I despise you, Thor Odinson, for you are nothing but an arrogant monster."

I took my hat off giving it to Loki and then I gave my gun to Nick. I just ran, the closer I got to the edge the faster I ran and as I reached the edge, I jumped, diving in the sea. I swam to a rock underwater and sat on it, just looking at all the sea life. A hammer-head shark swam towards me and I petted it, smiling when it leaned into my hand. A few minutes later as i was running out of air something came crashing into the water disturbing the shark which was swimming around me. I saw something crimson red and gold. Tony, I thought as the shark swam away. I pushed up heading for air before tony grabbed me and pulled me up. When he set me back on the ship, I took a deep breath. Nick ran towards me followed by Loki and a sorry looking Thor. I stood up, letting the water drip off me and sighed. Loki walked up to me and placed Nexus on my shoulder smiling almost gratefully. I returned the smile before turning to glare at tony.

"Why did you pull me out tony? I liked that hammerhead." Nick's eyes bugged out and I giggled a little bit.

"Hammerhead? Seriously Leia, you befriended a Hammerhead shark?" I shrugged it off as nothing.

"I befriended Tony stark, a shark is nothing." Tony and Nick laughed. Somehow as we talked I turned dry. It was cloudy so it had to be magic. I turned to Loki. "Thanks, Loki." He smiled and nodded. I felt Nexus go down my arm to my wrist. I held my hand for Thor to shake. He looked cautious but took and shook (Tehe it Rhymes). "Thor, I don't think I can ever like you but I will try not to offend you as long as you fuck off for as long as possible because Loki is a pretty cool dude, probably an amazing friend and drunk. He's also the first person Nexus has liked after me." I laughed as Nexus goes onto Thor's arm.

"What is he doing?" Thor asked worriedly. I smiled softly.

"He trusts you, he realises you're Loki's brother and won't hurt him. He's very big on family bonds." He visibly calmed and allowed Nexus slither his way up to his shoulder. I looked to Loki and motioned to him to get the snake. He smiled and held his hand to Thor's shoulder until it crawled its way onto the hand. I turned back to Nick. "Do I get my suite again?" He nodded. I jumped up and down clapping, having everyone laugh at me. As I settled down I picked up my bottle and took my hat off Loki's head, placing it on mine and turned to everyone else. "This is where we bid you farewell Thor and Nick because I and Tony need to do some... Searching? Yeah Searching. I have to watch Loki so he's coming too. Bye!" I pulled Loki along as me and Tony ran, both knowing where we were going without talking.

Soon after we found ourselves at the door of my suite, I say mine but really it's mine and Tony's. Although I have only just become a SHIELD agent, it doesn't mean I haven't been here before. Nick gave me and Tony a whole suite with 3 bedrooms and the main room; we turned into a games room. The kitchen was used to hold munchies and alcohol. In one- it was built for us. The rooms were decorated my favourite colours, Black and green, apart from Tony's.

We put in the pass-code and ran straight to my bathroom, ignoring the strange looks from Loki. I was lifted by Tony and I removed a loose ceiling tile. He lifted me higher so my head poked inside and I saw our alcohol stash. I picked up 3 bottles of absinthe and gave them down to Loki. I replaced the tile to make it look like nothing happened here. When tony put me down, we grabbed a bottle each and walked out collapsing on my bed. I cursed and joined them, between them.

"You know, I'm starting to hate that rule now." I said to tony and swallowing some, pulling a weird face. He laughed.

"I know, because we always end up in your bed." He said casually earning even more weird looks from Loki.

"We made this rule, your room for the night is where you collapse and it's always here. But now there are three I'm going to have to kick one of you out." I explained to him. He smirked and fell back drinking his entire bottle. I raised an eyebrow at this. He just giggled a little. I just shook my head and drank the rest of mine. I turned to Tony and he had finished his. I jumped off the bed stumbling slightly. "I'm going to annoy Steve, you two coming?" they nodded viciously and ran to the door. After a few falls and stumbles, we found ourselves outside the suite laughing. I took their hands in mine and we started walking, our arms swinging.

10 minutes later, we found Steve in the gym beating up a defenceless punching bag. Loki had the same idea and we ran up to it hugging it. Tony fell on to the floor at the sudden movement and Steve laughed at him. I pouted at the meanness of him and thought to do something about it.

"Nexus see if Tony's alright and attack Steve if he laughs again." Steve spun around, looking at me shocked. His face paled when Nexus slithered his way down Loki's leg and onto Tony's hand. I turned my attention back to the punching back and stroked it. "What has he done to you?" i fell back tripping over my feet and grabbed Loki's arm but due to the alcohols effect, he came down with me. When i hit the floor with Loki on top of me, Natasha, Bruce and Hawk thought to walk in. Our heads snapped towards the door and the three very shocked avengers.

"This is not what i expected to see." Natasha whispered. The other two nodded silently, still in slight shock. Loki's head dropped onto my left shoulder as he started laughing. I slapped his shoulder lightly but he carried on.

"Neither did i." A new voice said. I looked back over to see Nick holding up Tony who himself was laughing as much as Loki. I sighed and pushed Loki off. When i stood up, i walked over to Tony and punched him in the face. He held his cheek shocked. I then hugged him and looked innocently back at Nick.

"It wasn't what it looked like. Ask Steve, I tripped, fell and pulled Loki down with me. I was not going to get it on with him here. I'm not going to anywhere for that matter." When Steve nodded agreeing with me, Nick seemed pleased with this and just walked out, not saying anything more. I sighed in relief and looked at Natasha who still didn't believe me.

"That didn't happen, did it?" I nodded and smirked at her confusion.

"What i said was true because we all know Steve wouldn't back me up on anything that wasn't true. I just wasn't complaining, most likely due to absinthe or the fact he's wearing leather trousers." They looked at me weird. "What? I'm English, i speak our language. And to the absinthe part, Tony made us." I ignored the non-believing trio and walked over to Loki and helped him up. In the end, we ended up holding each other up. It would be rather funny if they didn't think something was going on.

"Okay I'm just going to say what I think; you two would make an awesome couple, enemy or not." Natasha informed. I smiled but glared soon after. She didn't notice the smile and held her hands up in surrender. "Kiss and we're gone." I looked at her expressionlessly but shrugged it off as nothing when Loki grabbed my chin, turning my head to face him. I got the most delightful surprise when our lips met. My eyes fluttered shut as i responded to the soft sensual kiss. After a few seconds we pulled away and looked at the group with our Poker-Faces on, acting like it didn't affect us. I raised an eyebrow at them, making them leave. I walked over and pushed Tony's jaw, shutting his gaping mouth. He shook his head a little and pouted.

"I need a drink." I nodded matching his spoken thoughts. We made it back to the suite quickly, as i was being carried by Tony and he ran. I got three bottles of vodka and took a quick shower, changing into shorts and one of Tony's t-shirts, whilst the other two took a shower and came back in wearing just basketball shorts. I ran out quick opening the suite door in case someone needed us. When i got back, I crawled into my bed to be soon joined by Loki on my left and Tony on my right.

I took a bottle off tony, taking the lid off and raised it. I looked at them both, "To alcohol, without which i would have committed suicide from having to put up with Tony for so long." Loki laughed and clinked his bottle with mine at the same time Tony poked me and clinked his too. i started to down the vodka, slowly lowering myself on the pillow. Tony copied and soon fell asleep. I laughed at his unconscious state but slowly started to fall asleep myself. I was soon pulled out of it when Loki, grabbed my hips, pulling me onto him so i was straddling him, our faces inches apart. He smirked.

"And they thought I'd be corrupting you." He mused and flipped us over so he was on top.

"You are." I barely got out before his lips collided with mine with so much passion it was unbelievable. The weirder thing was i responded with just as much ferocity. It was strange, the feelings alcohol brought out in people, Strange and exhilarating. The freedom of a life without a conscience is brilliant. It allows you to do things you wouldn't do in your right mind; like kiss Loki. After a few minutes, we pulled away for air, both breathing heavily. Hmm. Good to know i can do that to a god. I smiled slightly making him grin and rest his head against mine, closing his eyes.

He gave me a quick peck on the lips before lying back down beside me and pulling me into him. As i lay my head on his chest, he played with my hair making me very sleepy. When i cuddled into him more, i heard my phone go off. I groaned annoyed at it's bad timing.

"Jarvis, what is the message and who from?" I said sleepily.

"Message: Goodnight, Lovebirds and Tony. From Bruce"

"Fucking arse." Was the last thing i said and heard before i fell into a dreamless boring sleep. I know one thing for sure is that I'm going to have to kill everyone if they piss me off.

A.N. You know what i've noticed? This story has no Reviews or anything! I know it's complete but if sequel is wanted i need feedback guys :D Love you all!