AN: Before anyone asks, this is going to be a Harry Potter-LoTR-Real life crossover-thingy. A few characters from each fandom will be appearing in this story… Of course, I won't be forgetting some villains(and romancy-ness). Please forgive me for anyone being out of character. There will be swearing and insanity. I am older in this story, too. I hope you like this! ENJOY!

Chapter One: Please Explain in Detail to Me HOW THE FUDGE THIS IS POSSIBLE

Suilanna, mellyn nin! In English, greetings, my friends! My name's Michelle. Most of you people on the interwebs know me as Jadefleck, Seraphsword, Moonspot, IIZ, or insane. Just call me Michelle. Before I start the story, I should tell you about myself. I have long, curly-ish, dark brown hair and brown eyes a shade lighter than my hair. I am tall, about 5'11". I'm 25 years old and a Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter fanatic. I live alone with my two cats, a female silver tabby named Silverstream and a female white and gray seal point named Seraphsword. Anyways, I'm here to tell you the story of how my life got MAJORLY messed up. As in, baby-falls-down-the-stairs-just-to-topple-into-a-h ungry-crocodile's-mouth messed up. And it all started on Halloween.

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"SILVERSTREAM! SERAPHSWORD! IT'S TIME TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING!"

I slung my survival backpack onto my back. Instead of its normal, flowery, brown appearance, I had disguised it to look similar to the packs the Fellowship wore in the movies. I also had on a medieval-style dress I had made myself(after many failed attempts..). Along with these, I carried a sword(plastic) and a homemade shield(cardboard) with the White Tree of Gondor(paint) on it. My cats scampered down the stairs in their Hobbit costumes. They LOVE those things. Whenever they wear the costumes, they get treats, petted, and complimented. I clicked my tongue and exited my house, the Troublesome Twosome at my heels.

"The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began…" I sang as I walked down the driveway.

My usual trick-or-treating group was waiting at the end of the driveway. Clarisse, a teen-aged gothic girl, wearing a banshee costume. She was arm-in-arm with her fidgeting boyfriend, Jake, who had ADHD and was dressed like a vampire. George, a fellow Lord of the Rings fan, trick-or-treating dressed as Aragorn. There was also the twins, Gina and Tori, one in all white(even makeup) and one in all black(makeuuup!)to resemble Yin and Yang. Finally, there was Lucy, my BESTEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! She was in a werewolf costume. When she saw me approach, she immediately tackled me to the ground in a suffocating hug.

"HI BESTIE! NICE COSTUME!"

I peeled her off of me with the help of the others, and then got to my feet. I brushed off my dress, which was(miraculously) unharmed, and grinned like a Chesire cat.

"Suilanna brennil nin*," George said with a bow.

I laughed.

"Greetings, mellyn nin**! What did your parents say about sleeping over at my house, guys?" I asked my friends(excepting Lucy, who is my age).

Everyone said that they could stay over.

"Awesome! Now let's go get some candy!"

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"I think that that was our best haul yet!" Gina exclaimed, opening her white pillowcase and examining its contents.

"Yeah! I had to get my spare candy bag from my survival backpack!" I said.

"C'mon! I got my overnight supplies in this other bag and I want to watch all of the Halloween specials!" Jake said.

I opened the door to my house, and my cats scampered in. The others followed. I closed the door and got on the top of the couch.

"Okay, since Lucy and I are the 'responsible' adult figures here, we're gonna lay down some ground rules!" I said, "First off, no PDA. THAT MEANS YOU, CLARISSE AND JAKE!"

I glared jokingly at the couple.

"We will be having a candy trading session later tonight, after dinner. Don't leave the house or open the door to strangers. And that's it! Oh, and who wants me to order pizza?"

A loud cheer erupted from my friends as I hopped off of the couch and pulled out my cellphone. I ordered three pizzas, one pepperoni, one cheese, and one everything. I snatched up the remote and held it in the air.

"WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS?!"

I flicked on the TV and changed it to the correct station. We all laid out our sleeping bags and sat down on them. After three hours of movie-watching and pizza-eating, we all decided to go to sleep. We changed into our pajamas. I turned off the big light and turned on the lamp.

"Daw maer, mellyn nin. Elei melui***," I said, snuggling into my sleeping bag.

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"Aur maer****!" I said, crawling out of my sleeping bag.

I was met with sleepy greetings. I smiled and ran off to change into my Halloween costume. After getting back into my dress, I walked into the kitchen to prepare breakfast. Grabbing a box of pancake mix and a carton of eggs, I started to make (gasp!) scrambled eggs and pancakes.

"HEY GUYS!" I shouted as I finished making the food, "BREAKFAST'S READY!"

There was a stampede of kids(and one adult) as I set out the plates, along with a carton of milk and a carton of orange juice. We had a loud breakfast involving a singing contest and sticking our spoons to our noses. After an hour of nonsense, we gathered in the living room, all in our costumes. I grabbed some board games and we played Monopoly for two hours. And then there was a loud crash from the direction of my bedroom.

"What the fudge?"

I stood up, told the others to stay downstairs and continue the game without me, and grabbed my plastic sword. I ran up the stairs and flattened myself against the wall next to my bedroom door. I could hear confused murmurs from inside. The voice was strangely familiar… I flung open the door and ran at the intruder, kicking them in the stomach, grabbing their arm, and twisting the arm behind their back. Before I could inflict more damage, I found myself on the floor with a REAL SWORD AT MY THROAT.

"SON OF A NAZGUL!" I growled.

"Who are you and where am I?" the intruder asked.

My eyes widened. Holy shit. This guy had the same voice as Boromir.

"Name's Michelle. You're in my bedroom right now," I managed to say after a minute of confuzzlement, "Now, please introduce yourself."

"You seem very calm, considering the fact that I am a stranger in your home. But my name is Boromir."

I took a deep breath.

"Im iest sîdh.***** I beg of you, lower your weapon."

After a moment of hesitation, Boromir sheathed his sword and held out a hand. I took it and he helped me to my feet.

"I'm sorry about kicking you and twisting your arm. I was startled…. I didn't think that someone would poof into my bedroom the night after Halloween. Wait a minute, you don't know what Halloween is, right?"

He was about to reply, but was cut off by a loud yell from downstairs.

"Oh, for God's sake!" I shouted, grabbing Boromir by the wrist and dragging him back downstairs despite his protests.

Before we got to the bottom of the stairs, I spun the (extremely confused) Gondorian around so he was facing me.

"Get ready to use your weapons if necessary," I whispered.

Again, his answer was cut off by more yells. I released his wrist and ran into the living room, leaping onto the (thankfully, wooden) coffee table.

"SHUT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" I screeched, and, once everyone had quieted down, I yelled, "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?!"

My eyes scanned the room, landing on several unfamiliar, yet still stunningly familiar people.

"Holy shit. Holy fucking shit."

I stumbled backwards, falling off of the table only to be caught by someone.

"Characters from Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are in my house. This is either the best or worst day of my life."

And then I blacked out.

AN: Well, not much happens in this chapter.. but I hope you like it! Tell me if I should continue this story! Please!

Translations:

*: Greetings, my lady.

**: my friends

***: Good night, my friends. Sweet dreams.

****: Good morning!

*****: I wish for peace.

QoD: If giant hamsters took over the world, would you be part of the rebellion or would you support our new hamster overlords?