Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Klaine. As much as I wish...

Just a short facebook one-shot.


Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson

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Wes Leung: FINALLY!

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Mercedes Jones: 'Bout damn time white boy!

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Noah ' The Saw ' Puckerman: Get some Hummel!

Kurt Hummel: Shut it!

Santana Lopez: Wanky!

Warbler Jeff: KLAINE! KLAINE! KLAINE!

Warbler Nick: Finally no more eye-sex!

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Warbler Jeff: * shudders *

Warbler Nick: * shudders *

Kurt Hummel: Oh just go fuck each other already!

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Blaine Anderson: Wait! Kurt...you curse?!

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Mercedes Jones: You bet your dapper ass he does! That's my white boy! I have seen him swear like there's no tomorrow!

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Warbler Jeff: We thought he was a saint!

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Mercedes Jones: He is a Porcelain Bitch!

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Kurt Hummel: Damn straight I am!

Blaine Anderson: Kurt cursing...has to be ...the ... sexiest... thing...on...earth!

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Noah ' The Saw ' Puckerman: Are you getting a hard Blaine Anderson?

Kurt Hummel: Noah Puckerman: YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK NOW BEFORE I COME THROUGH THIS FUCKIN COMPUTER, BITCH SLAP YOU , AND THEN STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!

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Blaine Anderson: ...

Warbler Jeff: ...

Warbler Nick: ...

Wes Leung: ...

Mercedes Jones: Hell Yeah. You go White Boy!

Noah ' The Saw ' Puckerman: Ooh, feisty. I likes.

Santana Lopez: Wanky!

Blaine Anderson: FUCKING STOP RIGHT THERE! DO NOT CALL MY BOYFRIEND FEISTY. THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN IS ME AND M! FUCKING STOP! AND I WILL UNLEASH KURT ON YOU.

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Santana Lopez: Wankeh!

Kurt hummel: -_-

Santana Lopez: AHHHHHHHHHH! * cowers under table *

Kurt Hummel: What I thought...Bitch!

Blaine Anderson: Kurt...My dorm NOW!

Kurt Hummel: Be there in 5 ;)

Santana Lopez: In the words of puck...GET SOME!

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Burt Hummel: Kurt!

That will be another story to tell.


Like I said, Just a little oneshot. I might make the story with Burt. Please tell me if you want me to!