The time has come

by Volcanic

Just a one shot poem: This poem is not directly about DBZ it's about an authoress who is trying to write a DBZ lemon for FFN. It contains mild sexual hinting. The rhyming scheme is based off of the poem the Walrus and the carpenter

Hello Readers! It is I Volcanic with another poem to entertain you!

A small warning this poem hints at yaoi and if you don't like yaoi you've been warned!

By the way I stole the rhyming scheme from Lewis Carroll's poem the Walrus and The Carpenter... well not stole really just sort borrowed! Anyway without further ado my poem...

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The time has come the authoress said
to write of many things
Of bondage gear and leather whips
And little Sayijin kings
And whether he loves Kakarot
Or is meant for other things?

But wait a bit her real life cried
Before you start the tale
You've got lots of homework to do
Or else you're going to fail!
No hurry said the authoress
It's just a minor detail!

A citrus fruit shall constitute
For the lack of plot
Yaoi and passion aside
Are very very HOT
Two characters from Dbz

Who love each other a lot

But who will star in this lemon
Her mind had the nerve persue
Shall it be the cannon's?
Or are you a Mary-Sue?
I hope its good the authoress cried
I hope they all review

Her story stayed for many a day
On the site of FFN
And every day the authoress checked
Again and again
But no one would review
Not even her online friends

It seems a shame the authoress cried
No one will read my fic
I typed so hard and edited well
and to the plot I did stick
I guess no one wants to read
About a Namek's dick!