Disclaimer: All rights go respectively to Kishi, the creator of Naruto. I am only humbly attempting to put a little spin on his incredible series! This is not an AU fanfic, but it isn't staying with the canon narutoverse exactly. Sakura got hoodwinked into taking a seduction mission with Sasuke, Kakashi and Sai all put together by Hokage Naruto. Please enjoy, and reviews are extremely appreciated!

Chapter 1

Stupid Naruto. Sakura would have never agreed to such a ludicrous mission. She didn't care if he was hokage now, he was still the dumb idiot she grew up with. He knew what he was doing, the sly ass grin he had on his face when he announced exactly what their mission was about gave him away. Sakura would've been at least a little less angry if Sasuke wasn't involved. It's mortifying enough attempting to seduce some old ass perv but to have Sasuke be right beside her the whole way? That was enough to make her taste bile in her throat.

"So here it is, our target is Koga Higurashi. He's the head of the mob in the Land of Iron. His dad just died and passed along the family business to him, he's been going freaking crazy. Killing people left and right, caring about nothing but how much sake is in his fridge and how many women he can traffic in. He's got their entire country terrified and needs to be brought down. Recently, he kidnapped the leader of the Land of Iron Marko Huninozuka. We believe he's hidden somewhere in Koga's base, and it's you guys' job to find him and get his ass in charge again."

"How exactly are we to do that" Sasuke monochromatic voice chimed in with no hint of an actual question. He was testing Naruto, seeing if he had even came up with a plan for them.

"Well…" Naruto grinned his usual grin he gets right before doing his sexy no jutsu or when he accidentally walks by a pervy magazine shop. "Sakura, you're the head of this operation."

"What?! Why me?"

"Koga's guards don't let just anyone inside. Especially not a bunch of random ass leaf nin, but he does let in women.."

"don't."

"Sakura, your job is to dress up as skanky as possible, get inside, and find out where this Marko guy is."

"WHAT!?"

"Naruto that's insane." Sakura didn't expect Sasuke to have discontent on the subject. Sai was just as surprised, Kakashi was not.

"I guess if that's what you think is best. We will do so, Lord Hokage." Kakashi and Naruto shared sly smiles before the sensei turned towards the door.

"We should head out as soon as possible, meet me at the gates at 6 am sharp tomorrow morning." And with a small wave of goodbye, Kakashi was gone.

…..

Sai, Sasuke and Sakura all arrived about the same time. Of course, Kakashi was nowhere in sight. Sakura yawned "Ugh I should've just slept in, I knew he'd be late."

"You sure could use your beauty rest, ugly." Sai smiled

"SAI WHY I OTTA-" before Sakura could clobber Sai's head in, Kakashi suddenly appeared in a cloud of smoke and dirt.

"If you all are done playing around, we can leave."

"You're late!" Sakura turned her anger toward the sensei but he was already walking away from the gates and into the wood.

The leaped through the trees for what felt like hours. With every minute that passed, Sakura felt butterflies in her gut. She was terrified. Terrified of blowing her cover, and of Sasuke's reaction of her toying with another man. Mostly, she was scared that he wouldn't show any reaction at all. And then her fears would be reality, she would finally know once and for all that he didn't look at her the way she always wished he would. She knew in her heart there was no future with him.

They approached a large village within the land of iron, and stopped a few yards outside its gates.

"We'll have to go by our assigned aliases. Sakura, you are Kora Kutchikie. A worker at the local brothel coming to please his lord Koga. Sasuke, you are Tamaki Fugioka. Kora's personal body guard and handler."

"I'm her pimp." Sasuke was not pleased with his alias. His disposition was obvious. Sakura wished it was because he didn't want to be around her whenever she was supposed to be seducing, but he probably just didn't like such a non-violent role.

"For lack of a better word, yes. Sai and I are going to pose as land of iron shinobi paid to keep you two safe while you travel. We will not be able to follow you two inside the compound, but we will be in touch."

"Kakashi, I don't have to…" Sakura wanted to ask it, she had to. She would not lose her pureness to a piece of scum like Koga. She couldn't help but steal a glance at the person she'd be more than willing to give that pleasure up to. When she did, she noticed onyx eyes already looking her direction. They quickly looked away, displeased with being caught. Why was he looking at me like that?

"No Sakura, you don't have to if you do not feel comfortable. Though..if it comes to that, you might have to."

Sakura's breath caught in her throat. She wouldn't do it. To hell with the land of iron, she wouldn't go that far.

"I think that's a little morbid." Sasuke surprisingly barked. His eyes were closed and there was a crease forming between them. "How about I beat the truth out him. It would take a lot less time, and won't be such a headache."

"I appreciate your eagerness Sasuke, but we cannot afford to blow our cover. Koga has the most skilled shinobi in this area at his disposal. And though I do not question you all's abilities, I believe we should play it safe." That was odd. Since when does Kakashi want to play it safe? He knows we could all easily take down whatever foe lay ahead, especially at a stupid mobster's palace. What is he hiding?

They all started to change their clothes respectively behind trees and shrubs. Kakashi and Sai were the first to finish and stepped out into the clearing first, dressed casually in Land of Iron ninja gear and matching headbands. Sasuke was the third to come into the clearing. He was in his purple sleeveless shirt annex the uchiha fan, with black pants and black sandals. His katana securely fastened at his side and in plain sight.

Sakura called from behind thick brush "Kakashi sensei..this can't be right.."

"Sakura I saw everyone's clothes myself I assure you everything is right." he called back.

"I don't think I can do this.."

"Come on ugly I don't think you could possibly look worse than you normally do-" I the middle of Sai's 'polite' rudeness Sakura had thrown a log and hit him square in the face.

"Do you ever shut up?!" In her fit of anger, she had stepped out from the brush, completely visible.

Sakura had been put in an extremely low-cut shortened silk kimono with pink and purple flowers carefully crafted all over it. Sasuke couldn't help but notice she no longer possessed the body of the 12 year old girl he left in the village. She was a woman now, and full-figured. He cursed himself for focusing on the curve of her breasts peeking through the low-cut dress.

Her eyes met his onyx ones as soon as they were drifting back up to her face. She turned as pink as her kimono.

"Wow ugly you don't look near as horrific as I imagined." Sai smiled at her, attempting at a compliment.

"Perfect Sakura, you'll pass a mistress easily."

"AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT?!"

The team entered the city cautiously, attempting to not look suspicious. This is where we separate, meet Sai and I on the rooftop of that hotel on the corner at midnight. Before Sakura could turn her head, they both had vanished.

"I guess it's just you and me, Sasuke" Sakura attempted a smile at him, but he had been walking a lot faster than she anticipated and was already a mile ahead of her.

"Wait up!"

The mobster's compound was marvelous. It was unnecessarily large and was fit for a king. The guards out front seemed ostentatious.

"I am Tamaki Fugioka, here to deliver a gift for Lord Koga. I am sure Hokage Naruto of the Leaf sent a letter of our intent."

"Yes Mr. Fugioka, the young lord has been expecting you." With that confirmation, the large doors to Koga's extravagant home opened for them.

"Stay close to me." Sasuke ordered under his breath.

Sakura was surprised by this order, this was the first actual concern Sasuke had shown for her since the war. She couldn't help the butterflies in her stomach, she couldn't stop staring at his face. His incredibly handsome face-

Sakura slammed into something hard, and rubbed her head. "HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING"

"hahaha what a feisty one. I love a woman with some fire in her."

The deep raspy voice of a young man surprised her, she looked up ignoring the throbbing in her head.

"Koga, and you must be Kora." Koga bent down to take Sakura's hand and kiss it. Koga was a handsome man, by average standards. His shaggy dirt brown hair and soft grey eyes could come across as beautiful. Any woman would find him attractive. But next to Sasuke, he looked like a sea otter. To Sakura, Sasuke's beauty outweighed that of a god.

"Uh..Hello, Lord Koga." Sakura bowed quickly, hoping to ease the tension and apologize for her rudeness.

Sasuke did not bow. Sakura didn't expect him to, that just wasn't in his nature. Koga glanced at Sasuke, sizing him up.

"And you must be her guard, Takashi was it?"

"Tamaki." Sasuke irritability was unbearably obvious.

"Hm. Well, I must welcome you both to my home. Please! Follow me!" Koga took Sakura's arm and yanked her along, leaving Sasuke to trail behind.

Koga led them to an incredible dining hall. Fully dressed with a long extravagant dinner table with all the trimmings and an unrealistically huge fire place whose fire lit up the entire room.

"This is where we have our meals, of course. Hahaha if you already can't tell." Koga bellowed another laugh. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"I will show you to your respective chambers. Takashi, would you like to stay in a room with the princess so we could share?"

Sakura's face blushed an intense red.

"NO" "Yes."

Sasuke and Sakura answered harmonically.

"WHAT?!" Sakura looked at Sasuke for an explanation, he continued looking only at Koga.

"I have grown accustomed to her presence in my chambers. I would hate to break the routine, you understand."

Sakura's jaw dropped. She couldn't believe what sasuke was doing. The whole point of this was to get her alone with Koga to get the information out of him, and her Sasuke is sharing her room with her! She'd never get alone with Koga.

Koga bursted into laughter. "I knew it! I saw it all over your face as soon as I kissed princess's hand. Fine with me, I'll just have to steal her every other night." He winked in Sakura's direction.

Koga played the kind host card and showed the two to 'their' room. The room was beyond beautiful. It was overdone in all the shades of red. Red satin curtains and sheets with a dark ruby red carpet. The bed..ugh the bed was so small. Sakura was at least hoping it wouldn't be awkward with a king sized or even a queen. But it was a full, no maybe not even that big. It was obviously strategically made to bring whatever couple shared it as close as possible.

Sasuke still didn't make himself at home even when Koga and his army of guards bid them goodnight. He silently checked the room and peeked out the window for any signs of danger.

Sakura simply sighed and started putting her things away.

"Sasuke why did you-" before Sakura could even form a complete question, she was silenced.

Sakura had had her back to him while unpacking her belongings. While she was attempting to speak, he had grabbed both wrists from behind and pinned her to the wall in front of her.

"Don't move." His voice was partially inaudible, she almost didn't even catch it.

Before she could protest, his lips found her throat. Sakura couldn't moan, she wouldn't let her cries escape. She clamped her lips shut, Sasuke could still hear her muffles cries.

"Moan for me, Kora" Kora..so that's what this is about. Koga must be watching, and Sasuke knows it. So he's trying to play his part. Sakura's cries of pleasure threatened to turn into tears and cried of pain. How could she be so stupid. As quickly as it had started, Sasuke backed off.

Sakura was left leaning against the wall, gasping and choking on the sobs that threatened to come.

"I'm sorry, it couldn't be helped. He was watching through our window through a spy shinobi."

"Yeah, I know."

Sasuke sensed the pain in her voice, and looked up.

"Sakura-" "I'm going to take a shower."

And with that, sakura stomped into the bathroom they now shared and slammed the door behind her. Silently letting her tears fall.