Texts between Sherlock and Mycroft

Author's Note:

Hi! This is my first attempt at fanfiction so sorry if there are any rough bits. Hope that you'll like it. :)

A Study in Pink

You left a toe in my fridge. -MH

Keep it. Consider it as a token of gratitude from me for allowing me to live under your roof for half a year. -SH

Why did you leave. -MH

Subtext: Now I can't keep track of every single move you make every day. -SH

Watch out, brother dear, Molly Hooper's got an eye on you. -MH

You got yourself a landlady who once ran a drug cartel? You're doing drugs again aren't you. -MH

Heard that you got yourself a new flatmate. -MH

Mind your own business, Mycroft. -SH

Mycroft, do refrain from bribing people to monitor me. Just leave me alone, can't you. -SH

Nice case you've got there, no pun intended. -MH

SHERLOCK DO NOT TAKE THE PILL. -MH

How did you know that the pill I chose was the poisonous one. -SH

I didn't. It was stupid to risk your life just to see which pill was the good pill. By the way, the shooter was John Watson, wasn't it? -MH

Must you ask? And did you just upgrade my surveillance status again? -SH

How did you know that? -MH

You bugged my umbrella. Why am I not surprised. -MH

Well you bugged my coat. So we're equal. -SH