A/N: Hello everybodeeeeeh! How's life? Mine? Well, it's pretty fine. I got good prelim grades! Yaaay. And I just turned 17 last August 10. One more year and i'll finally be legit! Yes baby! HAHA. So anyway, here's my late birthday treat to you guys. Thank you so much for reading my stories and for adding them to your fave and alert list! I 'ppreciate it so much! Love you guys! Keep the love coming :)

Warnings: The excessive use of the word 'FUCK'.

Fun fact: FUCK is the only word that can be used as many times in a sentence but still not change the sentence's main idea. Awesome, huh?

Vampires are the Worst Gossips Ever

Gossip # 1: Zero loves to cuddle

It's pretty much an unknown fact to everyone that vampires are the worst gossips ever. And when Zero says worst, he means worse than Yuuki and worse than most of the female population of Cross Academy. So, you get the picture now right?

Vampires. Are. The. Worst. Gossips. Ever.

Zero pulled his hair as he screamed out in frustration. If he hears one more fucking word coming out of Aidou's fucking big mouth, he would surely fucking rip out that empty fucking head. How the fucking fuck did this fucking blond know about his fucking obsession to fucking strawberry-scented things anyway?

"Oh, Kaname-sama, Kaname-sama! Did you also know that Zero loves to cuddle. I mean, he absolutely likes it when people cudd-"

"Shut up, blondie." Zero hissed, "One more fucking word and I'll rip that fucking mouth of yours from your fucking head."

Aidou smirked, an amused glint in his icy blue eyes. He shrugs. "What? I'm only telling the truth."

A growl erupted from the hunter's lips, his face blushing scarlet red. "Fuck you! I don't fucking like cuddling!"

Kaname watched the amusing exchange with a raised brow. It was simply too adorable. No, scratch that, Zero was simply too adorable. The hunter was still so bent on denying Aidou's claims when the blush on his pretty face was already a dead giveaway. Kaname chuckled. Cute.

"What the fuck are you laughing about, leech?!" Zero's fiery gaze settled on Kaname, his breath coming out in short puffs. His shouting match with Aidou was now taking its toll on his breath.

The pureblood simply smiled, shaking his head as he wrapped his arms around Zero's slim waist. "Now, now, just because Aidou teased you a little, doesn't mean you can snap at me." Kaname placed his head on the crook of Zero's neck, inhaling the hunter's intoxicating scent as he smiled.

"So..." the pureblood starts, "You love to cuddle, huh?"

The funny noise Zero made at the back of his throat was all the confirmation Kaname needed.

A/N: So? Whatcha guys think? This is gonna be a collection of short stories just like my other story, "The Little Things". Hope you liked it! I would love to hear what you thought about the first chapter so review please? Thank you so much! And expect to hear from me...sooner than later, i guess! August is such a lax month here in our school so yeah! :)) See ya!

- violetkisses