Welcome Friendz! ^.^
I've been tossing this idea around for quite a while, too busy with my other story (Taken For Granted) to do much with it, but now that my other story is nearly finished, I decided to take action!
I tried to throw as much humor into this story as possible...
Whether its funny or not is up to everyone to tell me!
So, here we go...
I'm proud to present.
Lechers Reunited!
Oh, by the way, please review? ^_^ Thanks so much!
Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha
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Summary: We all know our favorite lecher is quiet and elusive... excluding his moments of groping... but what is Miroku worried about? It's just another village... where his family resides?!? Join the family reunion... with a little romance and lots of fun! Miroku/Sango
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Prologue
The whistling was getting annoying...
A heartfelt sigh escaped Sango's lips, her shoulders sagging as she attempted to rid of the urge to beat Shippo over the head, but Inuyasha quickly relieved her of any need to do so.
"Shippo, you're going to stop that damn whistling or I'm going to pound you into the ground!" The angry shout cut off the young fox's whistles, but at the same time prompted his cry, "Kagome! Inuyasha is picking on me!"
"Was not, he started it!"
"I did not!"
"You did too!"
Shippo quickly jumped out of the basket on Kagome's contraption, running for his life as Inuyasha chased after him, shouts and taunts coming from both of them.
"Inuyasha! Shippo!"
Sango jumped at Kagome's shout, turning to glance at the younger girl next to her, proud of how well she was keeping her temper in check.
Wait...
A squeeze on her backside reminded Sango that she had just turned her back to Miroku, and with a shout she swung around, whacking Miroku soundly with her overlarge boomerang.
Clenching her teeth, she watched with narrowed eyes as he landed on the ground with a pleasing thump, a large bump forming on his head, unconscious to all around him.
"Sit!"
A loud thump followed that command, and curses filled the air, ones not fit for children's ears.
Turning back to Kagome, Sango realized things were never going to change, and with a laugh, Kagome turned to Sango, her brown eyes shining with wicked amusement when she shouted, "Let's go!"
"Right." Sango replied, gathering Kirara in her arms, and both her and Kagome continued their trek along the dirt path, quickly joined by Shippo.
After walking in silence for a while, they were eventually regrouped as Inuyasha bounded next to Sango, depositing the now conscious monk on the ground beside her, a growl daring anyone to say anything.
The silence continued.
Inuyasha distanced himself without a word, but Miroku simply fell into step with the group, trailing behind Sango and Kagome with his normal impassive face, though his gaze was certainly roaming...
He'd be damned if he could get a better view than this one...
His hand twitched at his sides, the only outward sign of his thoughts.
Casting a wary look over her shoulder, Sango shifted the large boomerang on her back, covering the majority of her backside from the monk's view.
When he didn't show any sign of disappointment, she mentally shrugged, telling herself it was better to be safe than sorry, and turned her attention back to the path.
With an inward sigh of disappointment, Miroku realized his grand view had just narrowed greatly, but was slightly miffed when Kagome suddenly stopped, holding onto that strange contraption she called a bike.
Giving both Sango and Miroku a small smile, she glanced back at the lagging dog demon with a nod, indicating she was waiting for Inuyasha.
With a shrug, he continued walking, studying the scenery around them with a critical eye, and his brows furrowed when he noticed this area was vaguely familiar, tiny warning bells going off in his head.
Feeling someone's eyes on him, he slowly shifted his eyes until they clashed with Sango's, but she quickly turned forward once again, a small blush coming to her face.
'Stupid, perverted monk...'
She seethed, teeth clenched in anger at being caught looking at him, and she quickened her pace to put distance between them.
Behind both of them, Kagome walked next to Inuyasha, her eyes downcast, trying to come up with something to say...
"Kagome, I'm hungry." Announced the little kitsune in her arms, startling her, and her eyes focused on him, a smile coming to her lips.
"We'll stop as soon as we reach the village. Then we'll eat." Was all she replied, none too sure when they'd reach the village, but it seemed to content the small fox child, to her relief.
A snort caught her attention, setting her on edge, but she simply humph-ed, deciding it was better if she didn't talk to the stubborn hanyou.
Watching Kagome quicken her pace, catching up to Sango easily, Inuyasha felt a small stab of anger at himself for his bout of temper, but it soon disappeared when he realized they were nearing the village that was their goal.
"Inuyasha, what is the reason we are going to this village?"
Miroku's question broke through the comfortable silence, jerking each of them from their thoughts.
"Feh, a jewel shard of course." Was the arrogant reply.
Rolling her eyes, Kagome snorted, glancing at Sango who was wearing a wry expression.
Miroku sighed, swinging his staff above the ground before calmly correcting, "There can't just be a jewel shard... what is the description of the demon that we must defeat?"
"They said something about twelve feet high demons that were destroying the village with fireballs, wind storms." The hanyou started in a bored tone, his hands tucked into the sleeves of his outfit, but Miroku froze, his eyes widening when his gaze landed on a strange looking object standing no less than ten feet away from them.
Reaching up into the sky, probably as tall as Inuyasha and the monk put on top of each other, the object was made from scarred wood, nettled on all side into shapes... some of them faces, some animals, some random things that weren't discernable.
The tiny warning bells inside of his head went mad, nearly splitting his head in two, and he turned around to start back, announcing, "I believe I must be somewhere, and quickly... I will meet up with you later."
"Wait Miroku! Where are you going?"
Sango's concerned voice halted his steps, slowly turning him to face her against his will just as another voice intruded upon their group, "MIROKU!"
He recognized it immediately, his shoulders tensing and eyes widening as he stared over Sango at the approaching figure.
Brows furrowing, Sango spun around to see who had shouted his name, a gasp escaping her lips when she came face to face with...
Miroku?!?
She blinked...
And blinked...
And blinked again just for good measure, but he didn't disappear.
"Mir... Miroku?" She babbled, eyes so wide she was afraid they would pop out of their sockets, and her gaze slid down to the outfit he was wearing...
Not his normal robes, but something else...
She was interrupted by the feel of a squeeze on her rear, and she spun, whacking the offender hard with a shout.
The fallen form of Miroku was now on the ground, a rather large bump forming on his head, once again back in his monk clothes, and Sango felt a headache begin between her eyes, reaching up to squeeze the bridge of her nose when another squeeze issued.
Automatically swinging around to soundly knock the pervert flat on his ass, she just managed to point out to herself that Miroku was already on the ground unconscious when she made contact once again, sending the other Miroku, who was strangely garbed, crashing to the ground.
"Oh..." Sango whispered, looking from one Miroku to the next, her eyes wide, a hand covering her mouth while Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo watched the spectacle from afar, shock evident on their faces. "Mir... Miroku?"
The broken whisper floated lightly through the silent grounds, stirring not a leaf, and Sango turned from both of the fallen figures to stare at the rest of her group with a bewildered expression, her words shaky, "Oh my god, I'm going mad... I know it! There are two of that lecherous monk now! Oh... I think I..."
"Oh man, what a wallop..." The moan came from the strangely garbed Miroku as he slowly sat up, rubbing the knot on his head that Sango had gifted him with.
The real Miroku followed suit, shaking his head slightly when he spotted the figure across from him, a slight sparkle coming into his eyes.
"Miroku! Decided to finally come and visit did you? God, it's been long enough! We thought you actually meant what you said... hell, we even sent Jiro out looking for you, but you know him..." The almost mirrored image of Miroku chatted, as if he had known the monk all his life, and the group, other than Miroku of course, stared at him in confusion, their eyes wide and brows furrowed.
With a grin, Miroku walked over to his almost mirror image, both of them hugging each other tightly without a word, but that soon changed when Miroku turned to the rest of the group, his smile wide and eyes sparkling when he announced, "Sango, Shippo, Kagome, Inuyasha... I'd like you to meet Seiko... my twin brother."
Silence hung there for several minutes, jaws reaching the ground, eyes bugging, and tongues lolling until Seiko cleared his throat, announcing, "Nice to meet all of you."
"Mir-Miroku... your... your..." Kagome couldn't seem to string two words together, Shippo was simply sitting in her bike basket, blinking every few minutes, Sango was shocked beyond reason, and Inuyasha...
"Two perverted lecherous monks?!?"
He seemed unsettled, though that never did still his tongue, and Seiko laughed next to Miroku, replying, "No, I'm no monk... far from! And on no accounts am I lecherous or perverted..."
Both him and Miroku exchanged sly glances at that, not salving neither Kagome's nor Sango's worries the slightest, and Sango voiced her opinion with a snort, announcing, "I'm sure that little trait was passed down through the gene pool..."
The brothers exchanged guilty grins, nearly identical, and they linked arms, Seiko shouting, "C'mon Miroku, it's been forever! You've got to come, we'll have a family reunion!"
"A... family reunion?!?" Kagome whispered, biting her lip with anxiety while Inuyasha growled, his ears twitching at the thought.
With a sigh, Sango rolled her eyes, unable to believe her luck...
"This is ridiculous! Not only was one difficult enough, but now two! Two!" She shouted to no one in particular, glaring up at the sky and shifting the large boomerang on her back unconsciously just as Seiko walked up by her, getting a light squeeze.
"Pervert!" She snapped, the large boomerang doing its job quickly, and Seiko was soon on the ground unconscious, with Miroku standing over him with a bemused expression.
"What do you think is so funny?" Sango shouted, her temper tried and looking for an outlet, but Miroku simply smiled innocently, responding, "Never thought I'd see the day when it wasn't me being beaten unconscious with that thing."
Blushing slightly, Sango settled the boomerang back in its original position with a sigh, letting her frustration go.
Huddled by Inuyasha for safety, Kagome glanced at Shippo who had somehow managed to fall asleep during this turn of events...
"He takes longer than me to wake up..." Miroku mused, studying his brother with a smile, and Sango rolled her eyes, a sudden thought making her very, very uncomfortable...
"Miroku?" She whispered, their eyes clashing when he turned to look at her, and she swallowed, asking, "Seiko... was talking about a family reunion... you don't have that big of a family right? I mean... like, not too many siblings right?"
"Us, have a big family?" Miroku replied, seeming to concentrate hard, then turned back to her with a sad smile. "No, indeed, we have quite a small family since my father's unfortunate death at such a young age... not that he didn't try to amend it mind you..."
"Thank goodness." Kagome sighed over next to Inuyasha, not knowing if she could handle anymore than two Miroku's... or, well, his brothers... whatever.
"So, how big is your family then?" Sango questioned, her curiosity spiked, and they had time to waste until Seiko woke up (He sure does take longer than Miroku, she thought with a roll of the eyes, Miroku must be becoming immune...), and since Miroku seemed open to talk about it, as he never seemed before, mines as well use the time well.
Rubbing his chin thoughtfully, Miroku studied Sango, deep in thought, finally sighing, announcing, "In truth, all that is left of our family is our mother... and her nine children."
"NINE?!?" Sango, Kagome, and Inuyasha shouted in exasperation, unable to believe it as Kagome and Sango turned to each other with horror filled eyes, falling to the ground in a dead faint.
Instinctively, Inuyasha grabbed the bike Kagome had been holding as Miroku turned to him, a slightly confused expression on his face, asking, "Was it something I said?"
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Sango: I can't believe it.
Miroku: Can't believe what?
Sango: There's nine of you!
Miroku: .... Well, we could make more if you'd like?
Sango: MIROKU, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
I've been tossing this idea around for quite a while, too busy with my other story (Taken For Granted) to do much with it, but now that my other story is nearly finished, I decided to take action!
I tried to throw as much humor into this story as possible...
Whether its funny or not is up to everyone to tell me!
So, here we go...
I'm proud to present.
Lechers Reunited!
Oh, by the way, please review? ^_^ Thanks so much!
Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha
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Summary: We all know our favorite lecher is quiet and elusive... excluding his moments of groping... but what is Miroku worried about? It's just another village... where his family resides?!? Join the family reunion... with a little romance and lots of fun! Miroku/Sango
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Prologue
The whistling was getting annoying...
A heartfelt sigh escaped Sango's lips, her shoulders sagging as she attempted to rid of the urge to beat Shippo over the head, but Inuyasha quickly relieved her of any need to do so.
"Shippo, you're going to stop that damn whistling or I'm going to pound you into the ground!" The angry shout cut off the young fox's whistles, but at the same time prompted his cry, "Kagome! Inuyasha is picking on me!"
"Was not, he started it!"
"I did not!"
"You did too!"
Shippo quickly jumped out of the basket on Kagome's contraption, running for his life as Inuyasha chased after him, shouts and taunts coming from both of them.
"Inuyasha! Shippo!"
Sango jumped at Kagome's shout, turning to glance at the younger girl next to her, proud of how well she was keeping her temper in check.
Wait...
A squeeze on her backside reminded Sango that she had just turned her back to Miroku, and with a shout she swung around, whacking Miroku soundly with her overlarge boomerang.
Clenching her teeth, she watched with narrowed eyes as he landed on the ground with a pleasing thump, a large bump forming on his head, unconscious to all around him.
"Sit!"
A loud thump followed that command, and curses filled the air, ones not fit for children's ears.
Turning back to Kagome, Sango realized things were never going to change, and with a laugh, Kagome turned to Sango, her brown eyes shining with wicked amusement when she shouted, "Let's go!"
"Right." Sango replied, gathering Kirara in her arms, and both her and Kagome continued their trek along the dirt path, quickly joined by Shippo.
After walking in silence for a while, they were eventually regrouped as Inuyasha bounded next to Sango, depositing the now conscious monk on the ground beside her, a growl daring anyone to say anything.
The silence continued.
Inuyasha distanced himself without a word, but Miroku simply fell into step with the group, trailing behind Sango and Kagome with his normal impassive face, though his gaze was certainly roaming...
He'd be damned if he could get a better view than this one...
His hand twitched at his sides, the only outward sign of his thoughts.
Casting a wary look over her shoulder, Sango shifted the large boomerang on her back, covering the majority of her backside from the monk's view.
When he didn't show any sign of disappointment, she mentally shrugged, telling herself it was better to be safe than sorry, and turned her attention back to the path.
With an inward sigh of disappointment, Miroku realized his grand view had just narrowed greatly, but was slightly miffed when Kagome suddenly stopped, holding onto that strange contraption she called a bike.
Giving both Sango and Miroku a small smile, she glanced back at the lagging dog demon with a nod, indicating she was waiting for Inuyasha.
With a shrug, he continued walking, studying the scenery around them with a critical eye, and his brows furrowed when he noticed this area was vaguely familiar, tiny warning bells going off in his head.
Feeling someone's eyes on him, he slowly shifted his eyes until they clashed with Sango's, but she quickly turned forward once again, a small blush coming to her face.
'Stupid, perverted monk...'
She seethed, teeth clenched in anger at being caught looking at him, and she quickened her pace to put distance between them.
Behind both of them, Kagome walked next to Inuyasha, her eyes downcast, trying to come up with something to say...
"Kagome, I'm hungry." Announced the little kitsune in her arms, startling her, and her eyes focused on him, a smile coming to her lips.
"We'll stop as soon as we reach the village. Then we'll eat." Was all she replied, none too sure when they'd reach the village, but it seemed to content the small fox child, to her relief.
A snort caught her attention, setting her on edge, but she simply humph-ed, deciding it was better if she didn't talk to the stubborn hanyou.
Watching Kagome quicken her pace, catching up to Sango easily, Inuyasha felt a small stab of anger at himself for his bout of temper, but it soon disappeared when he realized they were nearing the village that was their goal.
"Inuyasha, what is the reason we are going to this village?"
Miroku's question broke through the comfortable silence, jerking each of them from their thoughts.
"Feh, a jewel shard of course." Was the arrogant reply.
Rolling her eyes, Kagome snorted, glancing at Sango who was wearing a wry expression.
Miroku sighed, swinging his staff above the ground before calmly correcting, "There can't just be a jewel shard... what is the description of the demon that we must defeat?"
"They said something about twelve feet high demons that were destroying the village with fireballs, wind storms." The hanyou started in a bored tone, his hands tucked into the sleeves of his outfit, but Miroku froze, his eyes widening when his gaze landed on a strange looking object standing no less than ten feet away from them.
Reaching up into the sky, probably as tall as Inuyasha and the monk put on top of each other, the object was made from scarred wood, nettled on all side into shapes... some of them faces, some animals, some random things that weren't discernable.
The tiny warning bells inside of his head went mad, nearly splitting his head in two, and he turned around to start back, announcing, "I believe I must be somewhere, and quickly... I will meet up with you later."
"Wait Miroku! Where are you going?"
Sango's concerned voice halted his steps, slowly turning him to face her against his will just as another voice intruded upon their group, "MIROKU!"
He recognized it immediately, his shoulders tensing and eyes widening as he stared over Sango at the approaching figure.
Brows furrowing, Sango spun around to see who had shouted his name, a gasp escaping her lips when she came face to face with...
Miroku?!?
She blinked...
And blinked...
And blinked again just for good measure, but he didn't disappear.
"Mir... Miroku?" She babbled, eyes so wide she was afraid they would pop out of their sockets, and her gaze slid down to the outfit he was wearing...
Not his normal robes, but something else...
She was interrupted by the feel of a squeeze on her rear, and she spun, whacking the offender hard with a shout.
The fallen form of Miroku was now on the ground, a rather large bump forming on his head, once again back in his monk clothes, and Sango felt a headache begin between her eyes, reaching up to squeeze the bridge of her nose when another squeeze issued.
Automatically swinging around to soundly knock the pervert flat on his ass, she just managed to point out to herself that Miroku was already on the ground unconscious when she made contact once again, sending the other Miroku, who was strangely garbed, crashing to the ground.
"Oh..." Sango whispered, looking from one Miroku to the next, her eyes wide, a hand covering her mouth while Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo watched the spectacle from afar, shock evident on their faces. "Mir... Miroku?"
The broken whisper floated lightly through the silent grounds, stirring not a leaf, and Sango turned from both of the fallen figures to stare at the rest of her group with a bewildered expression, her words shaky, "Oh my god, I'm going mad... I know it! There are two of that lecherous monk now! Oh... I think I..."
"Oh man, what a wallop..." The moan came from the strangely garbed Miroku as he slowly sat up, rubbing the knot on his head that Sango had gifted him with.
The real Miroku followed suit, shaking his head slightly when he spotted the figure across from him, a slight sparkle coming into his eyes.
"Miroku! Decided to finally come and visit did you? God, it's been long enough! We thought you actually meant what you said... hell, we even sent Jiro out looking for you, but you know him..." The almost mirrored image of Miroku chatted, as if he had known the monk all his life, and the group, other than Miroku of course, stared at him in confusion, their eyes wide and brows furrowed.
With a grin, Miroku walked over to his almost mirror image, both of them hugging each other tightly without a word, but that soon changed when Miroku turned to the rest of the group, his smile wide and eyes sparkling when he announced, "Sango, Shippo, Kagome, Inuyasha... I'd like you to meet Seiko... my twin brother."
Silence hung there for several minutes, jaws reaching the ground, eyes bugging, and tongues lolling until Seiko cleared his throat, announcing, "Nice to meet all of you."
"Mir-Miroku... your... your..." Kagome couldn't seem to string two words together, Shippo was simply sitting in her bike basket, blinking every few minutes, Sango was shocked beyond reason, and Inuyasha...
"Two perverted lecherous monks?!?"
He seemed unsettled, though that never did still his tongue, and Seiko laughed next to Miroku, replying, "No, I'm no monk... far from! And on no accounts am I lecherous or perverted..."
Both him and Miroku exchanged sly glances at that, not salving neither Kagome's nor Sango's worries the slightest, and Sango voiced her opinion with a snort, announcing, "I'm sure that little trait was passed down through the gene pool..."
The brothers exchanged guilty grins, nearly identical, and they linked arms, Seiko shouting, "C'mon Miroku, it's been forever! You've got to come, we'll have a family reunion!"
"A... family reunion?!?" Kagome whispered, biting her lip with anxiety while Inuyasha growled, his ears twitching at the thought.
With a sigh, Sango rolled her eyes, unable to believe her luck...
"This is ridiculous! Not only was one difficult enough, but now two! Two!" She shouted to no one in particular, glaring up at the sky and shifting the large boomerang on her back unconsciously just as Seiko walked up by her, getting a light squeeze.
"Pervert!" She snapped, the large boomerang doing its job quickly, and Seiko was soon on the ground unconscious, with Miroku standing over him with a bemused expression.
"What do you think is so funny?" Sango shouted, her temper tried and looking for an outlet, but Miroku simply smiled innocently, responding, "Never thought I'd see the day when it wasn't me being beaten unconscious with that thing."
Blushing slightly, Sango settled the boomerang back in its original position with a sigh, letting her frustration go.
Huddled by Inuyasha for safety, Kagome glanced at Shippo who had somehow managed to fall asleep during this turn of events...
"He takes longer than me to wake up..." Miroku mused, studying his brother with a smile, and Sango rolled her eyes, a sudden thought making her very, very uncomfortable...
"Miroku?" She whispered, their eyes clashing when he turned to look at her, and she swallowed, asking, "Seiko... was talking about a family reunion... you don't have that big of a family right? I mean... like, not too many siblings right?"
"Us, have a big family?" Miroku replied, seeming to concentrate hard, then turned back to her with a sad smile. "No, indeed, we have quite a small family since my father's unfortunate death at such a young age... not that he didn't try to amend it mind you..."
"Thank goodness." Kagome sighed over next to Inuyasha, not knowing if she could handle anymore than two Miroku's... or, well, his brothers... whatever.
"So, how big is your family then?" Sango questioned, her curiosity spiked, and they had time to waste until Seiko woke up (He sure does take longer than Miroku, she thought with a roll of the eyes, Miroku must be becoming immune...), and since Miroku seemed open to talk about it, as he never seemed before, mines as well use the time well.
Rubbing his chin thoughtfully, Miroku studied Sango, deep in thought, finally sighing, announcing, "In truth, all that is left of our family is our mother... and her nine children."
"NINE?!?" Sango, Kagome, and Inuyasha shouted in exasperation, unable to believe it as Kagome and Sango turned to each other with horror filled eyes, falling to the ground in a dead faint.
Instinctively, Inuyasha grabbed the bike Kagome had been holding as Miroku turned to him, a slightly confused expression on his face, asking, "Was it something I said?"
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Sango: I can't believe it.
Miroku: Can't believe what?
Sango: There's nine of you!
Miroku: .... Well, we could make more if you'd like?
Sango: MIROKU, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!