Un-Expecting

by CuteChibiChocoCloud

Disclaimer: I only own Leon's underwear from KH1 which I bought on e-bay…I've been conned, haven't I? Dammit, I should've remembered that he doesn't wear undergarments!

Synopsis: Things go awry for the happy couple, as one of them gets pregnant after their tea is accidentally spiked by Cloud's grandpa. Who will be pregnant and how will they cope? MXM relationships, detailed scenes of intimacy which are not suitable for the underage and homophobes. Also, if m-preg bothers you, shoo!

Pairings: LeonXCloud and more in the future.

AN: Just to say that Leon and Cloud are nineteen and eighteen respectively. Just to clear that up before this starts.

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Chapter 1

Cloud was truly happy. Why you ask? Well, for starters he had the most gorgeous, sexy boyfriend in the whole wide world. Secondly, said gorgeous, sexy boyfriend would be arriving at any moment to hang out at his place. This, meant making out and possibly getting laid. Who could honestly say they wouldn't be completely happy in a situation such as this?…I thought so…

Anyway, there he was, shoving more gel in his golden spikes, knowing fine well what damage his boyfriend could do to his hair after mussing it about during their little 'sessions' together. He wouldn't have minded if it didn't take so long to get it just right, but sadly he and the mirror spent over half an hour in each other's company while he sorted his hair. He thought it was sad that on occasions he couldn't even spend that amount of time with his boyfriend; life just sucks that way sometimes.

He was so fixated on perfecting his image that he didn't even hear the doorbell go. A sing-song voice called up the stairs alerted him of his anticipated guest.

"Clo-- oud! Your boy--friend's here!"

Nearly knocking over all his hair products to the floor, he hastily up righted them all as he anxiously yelled, "Thanks Sora, tell him I'll be down in a minute!" Of course his boyfriend would have heard him too, but that didn't cross his mind as he quickly sprayed a thick mist of hair spray to reinforce the hold of his thick spikes. Coughing as he was smothered by the potent spray, he blindly threw the many bottles on his table into one of the drawers. His eyes blinked fast as the spray stung them like mace. He really should remember to shut his eyes when he does that.

Rubbing vehemently at his baby blues, he leaned against the wooden tabletop, sighing as the air finally cleared so he could breath again. Looking into the mirror to make sure he hadn't ruined his look somehow during his little bout, he froze in place.

"Leon, how long have you been standing there?" he asked, voice breathy like he'd just ran a marathon.

Leaning against the doorway, the brunet shrugged, keeping his face totally neutral, "Not long…You should really think about cutting down on the hair spray. I don't want to come up here and find that you've chocked from the fumes one of these days."

Glaring heatedly, he protested, "I don't use that much…"

"Whatever." Leon walked into the room, calmly kicking the door shut behind him.

"Why did you come up anyway?" he went back to hiding the remaining bottles, acting like he had been offended in some way by Leon's comment, "Didn't my brother tell you I'd come down for you?" He wouldn't have been surprised if Sora had forgotten to say so; short attention span and all that.

Suddenly, Leon's smooth voice was caressing the curve of his neck as he stated, "I thought I'd save you the round trip. After all, we'd inevitably come back here, right." It wasn't a question, just a fact. They mainly spent their time together in his room, not ones to waste perfectly good time to feel each other up.

Cloud merely nodded with a groan as he felt a firm chest connect with his back, curving nicely against one another. Arms encircled him and teeth nibbled gently at the tip of his left ear. In return, he ran his hands along the top of leather clad thighs. Groaning, the brunet turned him around so that they were facing each other. Sliding his hands into the rear trouser pockets, the blonde pulled Leon right up against him, face slanting upwards in invitation. Like a true gentleman, the icy eyed teen accepted the invite, leaning down to place a kiss onto wanton lips.

Removing his hands from Leon's ass, he ran them up to his lower back, pulling out the white tank top from the trouser waist. Fingers explored the many curves of the man's well defined back. The kiss progressed from chaste to animalistic as the brunet took the lead in their passionate encounter; tongue ravishing the blonde's mouth with fervour.

Cloud yelped into Leon's mouth as he was unexpectedly mounted onto the table behind him. Wrapping his legs around the other's waist, Cloud moaned as a rogue hand travelled up his abdomen, reaching his chest only to nip his pierced nipple lightly. Leon rubbed himself against his lover's similarly trapped arousal, wanting to relieve himself of the raging need building through his being.

"Ungh, Leon." the golden haired one whimpered, desperation tinting his angelic tones.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"Shit!" he yelled, suddenly pushing Leon away, making the brunet land painfully on his behind.

"Cloud, can I come in?" his mother, ever the one for perfect timing.

"NO!" he screeched, then cleared his throat, and tried to say steadily, "Ugh, just give me a sec."

By now, Leon had picked himself from the floor, rubbing his ass with a scowl etched onto his face. Amazing how his brow never wrinkled when he did that. Cloud mouthed a 'sorry', feeling just as bad as his boyfriend did, straightening out his clothing again. His mum knew about him and Leon's relationship, but he didn't want her to know what he had just been doing before she so rudely interrupted. Nope, what went on between him and his boyfriend was secret; no point in disturbing his dear mother with images that he didn't want to share.

Making sure Leon was in a presentable condition, he went over to the door and pulled it open. His mother stood there, with a bright smile donning her cheery face. She had the exact same bright, blue eyes and golden hair, which was pulled into a high ponytail. Like him, she was quite petite and pale. His brother had gotten his father's looks; darker hair, lightly tanned skin and a rounder face, but shared the same eyes as them both. Their father had died when Sora was only five years old; the woman didn't let the stress of being a single mother show if she was so.

"Ah, my little boy told me that you'd popped by." the little boy obviously being Sora. Amazing he actually remembered to tell her; he was on a roll today, "I hope I wasn't interrupting anything." The cheeky grin on her face suggested that she knew fine well that she had, but was playing possum in an attempt to make the two fluster with embarrassment.

"No, nothing at all mum." he croaked. The pale powdering of pink on his cheeks made him even more unconvincing, much to his mother's glee.

"Ms Strife." Leon greeted with a slight cock of his head, arms folded across his broad chest.

Hand on hip, she brandished a pointing finger toward the brunet, "Now Squall, what have I told you. Just call me Grace."

Nearly bursting into giggles, Cloud peered over to Leon, who pinched the bridge of his nose like he had a bad headache, knowing what was coming next, "That's Leon." That man was never one to disappoint.

Throwing her hands up to her mouth, she chuckled quietly, "Oh, my apologies Leon, I keep forgetting." That explains where Sora got that trait from, "Now Cloud, you do remember that your supposed to be going over to your grandfather's for tea today?"

"Shit, I totally forgot." well, maybe that 'memory loss' gene had leaked into him too…only a little bit though, "What's the time now?"

"Language young man." his mother tsked, shaking her head in disapproval, glancing down at her watch, "It's twenty to three."

"Shi--oh, crap! I'm supposed to be there at three!" he looked over at Leon guiltily, "But I can't just leave Leon, he only just got here."

Optimistically smiling, Grace suggested, "Why don't you take him with you? I'll call your grandfather in advance, I'm sure he won't mind sweetie."

Moving closer to his boyfriend, he reached out to touch a muscled bicep, "How about it, you don't have to go if you don't want to?"

With a deep sigh and roll of the eyes, he replied, "Sure, whatever."

Clasping her hands together and cocking her head to the side, Cloud's mum said, "Alright, I'll just call him to let him know. You'd better get moving if you expect to get there on time. You know how much he hates people being late."

Groaning, the blonde said, "Yeah mum, I know."

Ms Strife left the two to their own devices as she headed for the telephone. The two had a small talk; mostly Cloud professing how sorry he was, promising to make it up to him later. With every apology, the brunet either grunted or said 'whatever', finding the blonde's behaviour too amusing to put to an end. Maybe he could find some way to get Cloud to 'make it up to him' like he kept saying. He could think of a few things that would make him forgive the airhead.

However, little did Leon know how mind bogglingly strange his grandpa was, and how lenient he'd be after the meeting. Cloud thought the old man was possibly one of the most annoying and strange thing he'd ever had the misfortune of being related to. What Leon didn't know wouldn't hurt him…that was, until they reached his grandpa's house.

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Whee, one chapter completed, hell yeah! This is being written in honour of Cloud-kun, whose birthday has just passed and I started writing this on the same date (August 19th for those who don't know). Also inspired by a funny conversation I had with my big sister, so kudos to her. Don't worry, Cloud isn't a ditzy blonde femmy boy, but can have his moments, just like we all do. Cyber cookies for anyone who can guess who Cloud's grandpa is! Sayonara!