Two Twilight guys by Mia1986 (typed up by wildcroconaw)
Summary: Hi! Wildcroconaw here! my friends Elizabeth and Mia1986 forced me to type up this 'sequel' to the two Hollywood hotties spoof-
Mia1986 and Elizabeth: what do you mean we made you, you mouse-brain?
WC: Well, you told me that you wanted to see a sequel type thing to "two Hollywood hunks" with the vampire and werewolf-
Elizabeth (blushes): true
WC: you said you were gonna make me watch 'hananh montana' in a locked room until I agreed. (Mia1986 and Elizabeth both laugh evilly) That was pure evil of you!
Louise, Mia1986, and Elizabeth: And your point is?
Louise, Mia1986, Elizabeth, Mollie, Laurie, Gigi : we remember now (clobbers WC over the head in-between words) WHY ...DID...IT... TAKE...YOU... SO ... LONG!
Er-well I had a very summer and... (Louise, mia1986, Elizabeth, Jasmine, Chrissy, Mollie, Nicky, Laurie, Gigi hit her head) OWWWWWWWW! That hurt!
Louise, Mia1986, Marvin, Elizabeth, Jasmine, Chrissy, Mollie, Nicky, Laurie, Gigi: START THE SPOOF OR WE WILL POUND YOU TO THE GROUND
Uh, is there a third option?
Louise, Mia1986, Elizabeth, Jasmine, Chrissy, Mollie, Nicky, Marvin , Gigi: NO!
Okay. No respect these days Author's notes: my lines are in italics and any other extra lines are in bold italics
Jasmine: a one hunk's girl what I wish to be. Stare longingly at his image faithfully (WC groans)
Elizabeth: I would if I could..
WC: you so would
Chrissy: But it's just no good...
WC: yeah, cause both of them live in Hollywood (Louise smacks her on the head) OUCH!
Nicky: Cause there's two twilight guys for meee...
Mollie: Yahoo!
Nicky, Mia1986, Laurie, Chrissy, Elizabeth: robby! Oh robby
Gigi, Nicky, Mollie: Taylor! Oh Taylor
Elizabeth: A one-hunk girl's what I wanna be
Gigi, Mollie, Laurie, Mia1986, Chrissy: But there's two twilight hunks all for me!
Jasmine: Oh yeah!
WC:Oh brother. And people wonder why I have so many gray hairs
Chrissy: Robby! Can't you see?
Mollie : you're the hottest thing on the TV
Marvin): HEY! Mollie! I thought I was the hottest thing!
Mollie (blushes): Oops sorry baby!
WC: no she's not
Mollie: HEY I heard that!
Louise, Mia1986, Elizabeth, Jasmine, Chrissy, Mollie , Nicky, Laurie, Gigi: such a cutie (sighs)
WC: spare me
Elizabeth: robby,, oh please change me
Jasmine: 'cuz then I'll be with you for all eternity
WC: uh, but what about your- oh cr (the twilight fans smack her with books) Owww.
Chrissy: His supernatural beauty is simply the best!
Mollie, Mia1986 and Chrissy: He's got my heart under house arrest! But there is another guy that my heart longs for!
Elizabeth: I'm head over heels
WC: HOW can they be head over heels ...
Mollie: Head over heels for a werewolf named taylor
Nicky, Mia1986, Laurie, Chrissy, Elizabeth: robby! Oh robbby!
Gigi, Nicky, Mollie: Taylor! Oh Taylor
Elizabeth: A one-hunk girl's what I wanna be!
Gigi, Mollie, Laurie, Mia1986, Chrissy: But there's two twilight hunks just for me!
Chrissy: All Right!
Gigi: oh Taylor! Don't you see
Mollie: I've got a hold of this baaaad disease!
Nicky: Oh wolfy ! for two years I've had this bad fever
WC: yeah. And it's getting lots worse-er
Nicky, gigi: the diagnosis is truly bleak! When we see your body our knees get ever so weak (WC pretends to hurl)
Gigi: ooh, I've had this since 2008 november
WC: and you're reliezing it just now?
Nicky: I have my eyes set on taylor
Chrissy: You're NEVER gonna have him
WC: but you will never get the vampire so keep dreaming
Gigi, Elizabeth, Ingrid, Nicky, Chrissy, Mollie: LET'S POUND HER ( they hit her with the books AND punch her in the nose, breaking)
WC: oowww! That was my nose What did I do this time?
Mia1986: where to start?
Gigi, Elizabeth, Ingrid, Nicky, Chrissy, Marvin, Jake, Robbie, Mollie: PLENTY!
Mia1986, Gigi, Nicky, Mollie: How I dream of kissing him in his own movie.(BK rolls her eyes) So why am I in love?
Gigi: Why am I so in love
Jasmine: Why am I so in love
Elizabeth: With a vampire named robby?
Nicky, mia1986, Laurie, Chrissy, Elizabeth: robby! Oh robbby!
Gigi, Nicky, Mollie: Taylor! Oh Taylor
Elizabeth: A one-hunk girl's what I wanna be!
Gigi, Mollie, Laurie, Mia1986, Chrissy: But there's two twilight hunks just for me!
Nicky, Mia1986, Laurie, Chrissy, Elizabeth, gigi, Mollie, Ingrid: YUMMY!
Elizabeth: A one-hunk girl's what I wanna be!
Gigi, Mollie, Laurie, Chrissy: But there's two twilight hunks just for meeeee!
Mollie: Oh! how I've tried
Elizabeth: And tried
Mia1986: And I've looked deep inside...
Nicky: From these two cuties , I can't choose...
Marvin, Robbie, James, Jake, WC: IT'S ABOUT BLEEDING TIME!
Mia1986, Laurie, Chrissy, mollie, gail, louise, Elizabeth : (sobbing): I don't wanna know the name of the heartthrob I need to let go!
James, Jake, Micheal, marvin, WC: IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
Jasmine: This can't go on any longer ! Enough is enough!
WC(clutching her broken nose): I'd say it's well past time
Mollie: I gotta pick either robby or taylor
Gigi: I've gotta pick one, no matter how tough!
Jasmine, Elizabeth, gigi, Mia1986, Nicky, laurie, Chrissy: it's time for eenie-meenie-minie-moe...
Mia1986 : wait just a second!
Elizabeth: Wait just second!
Chrissy: Wait a second! What's his name?
Gigi, Mia1986, Nicky, Jamine: he's so handsome!
WC: Back! Back away from the screen!
Jasmine, Elizabeth, gigi, Mia198, Nicky, laurie, Chrissy : We've gotta know
WC: NOOOO! NOT AGAIN! (groans)
Nicky, Mia1986, Laurie, Chrissy, Elizabeth: robby! Oh robbby!
Gigi, Nicky, Mollie: Taylor! Oh Taylor
Elizabeth: A one-hunk girl's what I wanna be!
Chrissy and Laurie: but there's also deppy!
Nicky: Barnes!
Gigi: john Cena
Louise and Mollie : Efron,
Mia1986: mccartney!
Elizabeth, Mia196, Jasmine, Ingrid, Gigi, Nicky, Mollie, laurie: way too many hunks for me!:
Elizabeth: don't forget about Potter (sighs)
WC: oh brother.
Jake: remind me again how you keep your sanity?
WC: I have no bleeding clue
Jake: I'm off to remind mia1986 that she has a REAL life hottie
WC: I don't even want to know