12 Days of Christmas for Police
This memo appeared on the computer screens of the NYPD. It made the rounds from mouth to mouth until someone tried to sing it and it caused such and uproar that it was officially deemed inappropriate.
Here it is just for you brought to you by a Christmas Mouse. (Shhhh! Don't let the brass hear you singng it.)
"On the first day of Christmas my captain gave to me
One unsolved case just for me.
On the second day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Two crime scene photos, and one unsolved case just for me.
On the third day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Three Santas fighting, two crime scene photos and an unsolved case just for me...
On the fourth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Four loud mouthed lawyers, etc.
On the fifth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Five Golden Shields
On the sixth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Six sets of handcuffs
On the seventh day of Chirstmas my captain gave to me
Seven sirens wailing
On the Eighth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Eight DA's screaming
On the ninth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Nine victims crying
On the tenth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Ten perps a-holding
On the eleventh day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Eleven Jelly Doughnuts
On the twelfth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
Twelve cups of coffee"
Happiest of Holidays to all and to all a good night.