Hey, guys, this was super fun to write.
Totally didn't steal the idea from Syberian Quest. *cough*
Anyway, enjoy, and maybe leave me a review?
"Hello? Dan?"
"Hey, Nat. This is Dan."
"So...I was wondering could you talk?"
"Yes, I can talk. Obviously. I thought you knew that.'
"Daniel -"
"Don't call me Daniel."
"Daniel...don't be obnoxious. Of course I knew you had the ability to talk."
"Shut up. And my name is Dan."
"Of course, Daniel."
"What do you want?"
"To talk, I just said."
"About what?"
"Me."
"Oh, in that case, let me put my earplugs in."
"No, Dan!"
"What'd you just call me? "
"Dan-iel." A pause. "I thought you were putting your earplugs in."
"Yes! My pizza's done!"
"..."
"Did you say something?"
"No."
"Oh."
"..."
"This is soo good. What's your favorite pizza?"
"Dan! I need to talk to you!"
"But you are!"
"No. You don't get it."
"Don't get what?"
"Just ... Dan..."
"Oh, my gosh! Did you hear about Amy and Jake?"
"Dan!"
"Huh?"
"Listen to me, please."
"Fine, Cobra."
"Don't call me that."
"I won't, if you call me Dan."
"Fine. The reason I called to talk to you was -"
"Oh, my goodness. I forgot to turn off the oven. Shit!"
"Dan!"
"Sorry, sorry, what were you saying?"
"The reason I called to talk to you is to ask you advice."
"Ok. Speak on. Dan is amazing at advice."
"Whatever. But...How do you tell a guy you like them?"
"By saying, I like you."
"I like you."
"Yes, like that."
"You're an idiot. "
"Me? I am? What'd I do? Oh, snap! Is it 6:00 already? I gotta go, Jeremy's coming over, like, now! Bye!"
"Bye."
*chortles* I love picking on Dan.
But, yes, before anyone asks, I wrote this in the space of ten minutes...so...yeah, it sucks.
Leave me a review. And be sure and stick some constructive criticism in. #ISWG :D