Vasca Da Gama & Christopher Columbus
(AN: SO I WAS SITTING THERE AND THEN I THOUGHT UP THESE TWO LOVE BIRDS AND I WAS LIKE "OMG THAT'S SO HOT!" AND THEN I MADE THISSSS)
It was a cold stormy night on the boat in the sea of the pacific. Chris and Vasca were on the same boat to find the Great Secret Island. Chris was like "hey Vas (AN: he says that cause he feels like the dominit) I love you lets do it on the map" Vasca said "YES" and they did it on the map of the Great Secret Island. Vasca then realized that Chris was gay and Vasca realized that he was too. Then Vasca said "LETS MARRY" but Chris said "but it's against religion. :C" and so Vasca was like "no we shall get married right here right now I shall do it." Chris blushed and giggled and then Vasca got his handy dandy Holy Bible and they got married. It was amazing. Like so amazing and romantic. Then Chris was like "now what?" and Vasca said "again?" and they did it on the map again. As Chris thrusted forward and backwards into Vasca's amazing vagina Vasca yelled out with amazing pleasure and then they both went off and started a family on the Great Secret Island. It was perfect.
AN: So I hope that you liked this story and PLEASE REVIEW! I want to know what you thinked of it!
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