Fight for the 7 Chaos and Shikon No Tama

I own no character, so you can't sue me. Rated R, unfortunately not X, will feature many celebrities and I'm not naming all.

In the Bone Eater's well, Naraku busts through the well with the constructed Shikon Jewel. "At long last, I have the Shikon Jewel completed", Naraku said.
He was chased by Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Rin and Koga (who no longer has the super speed). "Naraku you son of a bitch, get back here!" Inuyasha said. Inuyasha slashed at Naraku but he dodged most of them and they escaped to the city. "Oh no, not the city", Kagome said. In the city, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Cream, Cheese, Mr. Tanaka and Chris are walking by. "Japan is a really nice place", Chris said. "Yes, I had many great memories as a boy here", Tanaka said. "These emeralds are a pain to carry", Tails said. "Tails, we need to show these things to the minister, he can help explain the amazing power", Sonic said. "Why don't we just ask Shadow?" Tails asked. "He's not sure himself, this guy will be definite", Sonic said. Everyone saw Naraku in the city and he was wrecking the place escaping from Inuyasha and the gang. "Oh shit, what is that?" Sonic asked. "Some type of demon", Tanaka said. Inuyasha managed to punch Naraku and he hit Sonic Heroes. "Hey watch it", Sonic said. Tails had dropped the Chaos Emeralds. "Damn, go get them", Sonic said. But Naraku stole them all. "I sense great power in these emeralds", Naraku said. "Hey, give those emeralds back", Sonic said, then be started attacking Naraku. Both Inuyasha and Sonic attacked Naraku at the same time. Ryu passed by the area when he heard the collision, so he did a HADOUKEN that injured Naraku and caused him to flee, dropping the jewel and the chaos emeralds. "Give me that jewel", Inuyasha said. "Give me those emeralds", Sonic said. Some stepped between them. "Move it buddy", Inuyasha said. "Silence!" the man said and struck down lightning near their feet. "Holy shit", Inuyasha said. "Hello Sonic, I'm lord Rayden, I was the one who called you about this power Sonic. "So you're the guy, can you tell us about this power?" Sonic asked. "I don't know, I don't think you're fit to guard this, I'm gonna hold them, this power is to great to leave in your hand", Rayden said. "Hey, what do you mean?" Rayden said. "You will get these emeralds and this jewel if you prove something to me", Rayden said. "Wait a minute, I need that jewel", Inuyasha said. "Sorry, this jewel has too much power to be used carelessly, I'm gonna hold this, if you guys want these things, you will have to go through a tournament", Rayden said. "A tournament?" Sonic asked. "What fucking tournament?" Inuyasha asked. "You will see in 3 days", Rayden said, then left. Ryu got interested in the tournament idea. "Well I guess we have no choice, we'll have to wait", Sonic said. Everyone left to prepare for the tournament, but little do they know, more will know of it.

The time came where everyone went to an arena. Sonic Heroes arrived there, and met up with Inuyasha and Company. "Hello there", Sonic said. "Oh it's you, I'm guessing you want your emeralds", Inuyasha said. "I'm guessing you want your jewel", Sonic said. "Yeah, so maybe we should just stay out of each other's way today and do what the hell we gotta do", Inuyasha said. "Fine by me", Sonic said. "Hey Sonic", Knuckles said, arriving in the area. "Hey Knuckles, what brings you here?" Sonic asked. "Duh, I'm here to fight for the Chaos Emeralds, I can't believe you got them in this situation", Knuckles said. "Look, lets just head in there and do what we gotta do, it's only us", Sonic said. "That's what you think", Ryu said, arriving with Chun-Li, Guile, Ken and Blanca. "You too, who are you?" Sonic asked. "I'm Ryu, that's Ken, that's Chun-Li, that's Guile and that's Blanca", Ryu said. "We're here to fight in the tournament", Ken said. "What do you want with the Chaos Emeralds and the Shikon Jewel?" Sonic asked. "We just wanna fight, those things will be a bonus", Ken said. "Great", Sonic said. "Relax, it's just us. Let's just go inside", Inuyasha said. Everyone went inside and saw the biggest shock of their lives, the place was crowded, so many people were there, ready to fight, it was a circus of fighters, from Kombatants, to WWE superstars, to TNA superstars, to pirates, to armed fighters, to rappers, it was a playground of fighters, so many. "Holy shit", Inuyasha said. "How many people know about this?" Sonic asked. "A lot", Rayden said, appearing behind them. "What the fuck were you thinking Rayden?" Sonic asked. "I was thinking who is more deserving of these items, even I will be participating, with some of my students, here comes one now", Rayden said, acknowledging Liu Kang. "Hello, I am Liu Kang, I hope that we have a good match", Li said. "Yeah whatever", Inuyasha said. "Oh my God it's Sonic Heroes", a wrestler said. "Who is that?" Miroku asked. "I think I know him", Kagome said. The wrestler went to Sonic and shook his hand. "Hi, I'm Kenny Dykstra, WWE superstar, former World Tag Team champion, I came to WWE when I was 20 years old as part of the Spirit Squad, I am currently wrestling on the Smackdown brand and I am potential for the WWE Hall Of Fame", Kenny said. "That's good to hear", Sonic said. "Oh it's Cream, I love Cream, she's cute, and so is Cheese, where's Cheese?" Kenny asked. "In the crowd with my mom Vanilla", Kenny said. "Are you gonna be fighting?" Kenny asked. "Yes, I wanna help my friends", Cream said. "That's nice of you, anyway I gotta go to my friends, she you around, Cream, try not to get hurt, I don't want you getting hurt", Kenny said, then left. "That was weird", Amy said. "Is he a pedophile?" Inuyasha asked. "I don't think so, he just likes Sonic Heroes, the reason he came to this tournament was to watch you fight", Rayden said. "Well I'm gonna head to the crowd too, I'm not fighting", Kagome said. "Fine", Inuyasha said. "Suit yourself", Sesshomaru said. "Good choice Kagome, don't need these Rowdy People messing up your gorgeous face", Koga said. "Kiss up", Inuyasha said. "Who else is in the crowd?" Sonic asked. "Um Chris, Danny, Helen, Francis, Chuck, Ella, Mr. Tanaka", Amy said. "I heard Gamma was gonna be there", Tails said. "His first day out since being repaired, thanks to you Tails", Amy said. "I also brought Tikal", Knuckles said. "How?" Sonic asked. "I managed to get her spirit out of the Master Emerald", Knuckles said. "Well anyway, it looks like we need to head out there, lets go", Sonic said. Everyone moved out.

Botan arrived in the area with Luis Sera. "Well Luis, I arranged you to come back to Earth, you may fight in the tournament", Botan said. "Thanks Botan, Leon will be happy to see me after that Los Llumados incident", Luis said. "I just wonder where those other people are, the S.T.A.R.S. members that were killed during the Raccoon City incident", Botan said. "I'm sure you'll find them", Luis said and left to the arena while Botan went to the crowd. Then the S.T.A.R.S. appeared Enrico Marini, Edward Dewey, Forest Speyer, Brad Vickers, Joseph Frost, Richard Aiken and Kenneth Sullivan snuck into the arena. "We can't all fight, we need a representative", Kenneth said. "Let's go with Richard", Enrico said. "Me?" Richard asked. "Yeah, you can fight, we trust you, give them hell", Enrico said. "Ok", Richard said. All the S.T.A.R.S. cheered him and they went to the arena.

Everyone entered the arena to thousands of roaring fans, waiting for action. "Wow, look at all these people, it's amazing", Amy said. "Look, it's my mom and Cheese", Cream said and waved to them and they waved back. Kenny came and waved as well, but were pulled away by Chris Masters and Victoria. "Knock it off", Victoria said. "Yeah, seriously", Masters said. "There's Gamma, Big and Tikal", Amy said and waved to the two. "Chris, Francis, Helen, Danny, Mr. Tanaka, Ella and Chuck are here too", Tails said. "Hey look, there's Kagome, and there's Rin, hi girls", Shippo said. "Knock it off Shippo", Inuyasha said. Shippo stuck his tongue at Inuyasha, unbeknownst to him. "Yo CJ, look", Tommy Vercetti said to Carl Johnson. "Yo it's Sweet, Kendl, Kent Paul, Maccer and Cesar", CJ said, and did a wave. "Yo CJ, fuck these people up", Cesar said. "I will homes", CJ said. "Hey it's Jimmy", Batista said, referring to Jimmy Wang Yang. "Yeah that's cool", Cena said. "John Cena? What are you doing here, you're injured", Batista said. "I need some action before I go insane", Cena said. "Whatever, you're health", Batista said. "Hey Ryu, look at Sakura over there", Ken said. All the Street Fighters waved at Sakura. Gabriel Logan was among those people and he waved to his partners Lian Xing, Lawrence Mujari and Teresa Lipan. The Raccoon City Survivors that entered were Leon Kennedy, Claire Redfield, Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Billy Coen, Rebecca Chambers, Barry Burton, Carlos Olivera, Kevin Ryman, David King, Alyssa Ashcroft, Jim Chapman and Bruce McGivern. The friends in the crowd were George Hamilton, Mark Wilkins, Yoko Suzuki, Cindy Lennox and Ark Thompson. Homer Simpson entered and waved to his family, Marge, Bart Lisa and Maggie. "I'm so gonna win", Homer said. The Spirit detectives Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei and Kurama were also participants; in the crowd were Keiko, Koenma and Botan. "Too bad my sister couldn't make it", Kuwabara said. "She sent you a postcard from Hawaii", Kurama said. "Yo Sanki, look who's here to watch", Monkey D Luffy said. He and Sanji saw Usopp, Nami, Franky, Robin, Chopper and Zoro. "There they are", Nami said, pointing to the fighters. "Give it to them", Zoro said. "We will", Luffy said. "Keep watch of me Nami and Robin!" Sanji shouted with hearts in his eyes. "Great, that guys seems like a bigger pervert than you Miroku", Inuyasha said. The Kombatants Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Johnny Cage, Sub-Zero, Rayden, Jax and Sonya were waving to Kitana and Cyrax in the crowd. "We will win we assure you", Liu said. Ichigo was in the crowd and saw Rukia in the crowd talking to Botan. "There's the soul reaper I told you about", Rukia said. "There are my guys", Botan said, pointing to Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei. Meryl Stryfe and Milly Thompson were in the audience watching Vash the Stampede. "This tournament is great for collecting insurance", Meryl said. "And we can show Vash some support", Milly said, waving at Vash who waved back. Human Torch and The Thing wave to Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman. "I think I can win", Torch said. "Keep dreaming squirt", Thing said. Mugen and Jin prepared and they noticed Fuu. "Watch me win", Mugen said. Kenshin waited around for orders and he noticed Kamiya, Sagara and Myojin and he waved. "Good luck Kenshin!" Kamiya said. Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy were looking in the crowd till they found their friends, and they saw Riley, Huey, Robert, Tom, Sarah and Jasmine. "Yo, we're gonna take these niggas to the limit!" Rummy said. Everyone stared at him. "Hey, the word nigga really means ignorant motherfucker, you don't have to be a black person to be an ignorant motherfucker", Rummy said. "He's right that is the original definition", Tails said. Jean Grey was in the crown and saw Cyclops and gave him thumbs up. Also in the crowd was Ben Stiller, who wanted a fight to enjoy.

Rayden got everyone's attention with lightning. "Now you are all wondering I made this tournament", Rayden said. "For the Chaos Emeralds!" Yusuke shouted. "And the Shikon Jewel!" Naruto shouted. "Yes, I want to see who's worth enough to be accountable for the chaos emeralds and the Shikon Jewel, since the previous owners were considered unreliable", Rayden said. Inuyasha and Sonic seemed annoyed. "Now I want everyone to sign up and I'll give you a number", Rayden said. Everyone was signing up, and then there were some problems. "Hey, move it!" Charmy Bee said. "Was that Charmy's voice?" Amy asked. Charmy was there starting a problem with Matt Hardy. "Move it insect", Charmy said. "Oh you stupid…" Charmy was saying, and then was held back by Vector as Matt was held back by his brother Jeff. "Hey relax there Charmy", Vector said. "He started it, he bumped me out the way", Charmy said. "You're the one butting ahead", Matt said. "Easy, easy", Jeff said. "Control that pet bee of yours", Cammy White said. "What's Cammy doing here?" Ken asked. "She's with Vega and Balrog", Ryu said, seeing them behind her. "Hey lady I'm doing the best I can", Vector said. "Well you suck at it", Cammy said. "Why you", Vector said. Vector got into a fight with Cammy as Charmy brawled with Matt. "Vector, Charmy, knock it off", Espio said. This brawl caused The Undertaker to bump into Sesshomaru. "Watch it mortal", Sesshomaru said. "You watch it demon", Undertaker said. Those two started fighting. Then a huge beam of energy came down and caused a blast that broke up the fights. The energy beam was a result of Goku. "Enough, I was called by Rayden to store order, now I demand it stored", Goku said. Everyone stopped fighting. "He started it", Charmy said. "Why you!" Matt said, and he brawled and so did everyone else, so security took them away. "They're not participating", Goku said. "My thoughts exactly", Rayden said. "Anyway sign up and we'll sort this out", Rayden said. Everyone resumed signing. On the way to the sign-in, Sonic saw Shadow with Rouge and Omega. "Great, if they get the chaos emerald, who knows what will happen", Sonic said. Shadow noticed Sonic and shot him a glare. After everyone signed up Rayden made an announcement. "Everyone head to the back, In an hour I'll announce who's fighting after a raffle, this will not all happen in on e day unless these fights are unbelievably fast", Goku said. Everyone headed towards the back.