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Brawl Goes to Wine Country
"Welcome to Wine Country!" said an overly cheerful Lyn to the Smashers coming out of the bus.
They stared.
The bus left, then exploded in a fireball.
They continued to stare, though in horror, "Don't worry that probably was a pipe bomb someone accidentally left behind or something… probably Pikachu, maybe Luigi… just a guess!" Lyn suggested happily.
Everyone went into the big official wine house of something I guess.
"Stupid Black Plague-mansion-quarantine…" sighed Ike, dropping his luggage.
"But look, at least now we get to hoola-hoop inside!" Peach exclaimed, hoola-hooping.
"No." Lyn said,
Peach lied on the floor sobbing. While on the floor she found a cracker under the sofa so she ate it while crying.
"These Subspace thingies can handle your luggage," Lyn explained as Subspace thingies took their stuff, "The tour will start soon. Right now do random stuff!… OR ELSE."
With this she left.
Daisy came in to the chaos before her and got their attention by firing at them with a little help from a riot gun and some pepper spray rounds, "Hi I'm Lyn's assistant! I need all your help!"
She led them outside to a giant barrel of wine.
"Now Lyn told me to fill this barrel and more with hats! Can you say hats?" Daisy asked.
"Hats." Said everyone, Link slightly failed miserably at it though.
"Ok, put the hat hose in the barrel! That's it! Now let it overflow for a while before going to the next barrel!" Daisy screamed over the roar of hats coming out.
Lyn came up and shut the hose off, the Smashers let go.
"Who are you?" Lyn asked Daisy.
Daisy started shoving her own face with the hats from the wine, not eating, just shoving them into her face, and then ran off screaming.
"That was a crazy lady, can you say crazy lady? Never mind 'K let's go inside." Lyn stated,
Ike hid under the sofa and used it as a fort. He found a cracker and fought with a rat to eat it.
"You can also do arts and crafts!" Lyn suggested, pointing to the arts and crafts room.
Link, Zelda, and Pit entered.
"I bet my 3D paper pony will be better than whatever you make!" Link said to Zelda.
"I think you should calm down…" Pit said like the whatever he was.
"Shut up Jasper nobody likes you!" Zelda spat.
Pit doodled a big octopus with super powers holding Link and Zelda with himself smiling and flying above them to release his anger.
Link, for arts and crafts, did an artsy interpretive dance.
"That's too artsy," Lyn stated and Link had to stay in the time out jail cell in the corner.
"Do I get a cookie?" Link timidly asked as Lyn fed the key to a hungry cat,
"No," Lyn stated.
"Jasper, go get Link." Zelda said, pushing Pit in his direction,
"Can Link go?" Pit asked.
"'K," Lyn stated, releasing Link.
The three left the room laughing.
"What a fun experience." Lyn stated,
"Ok let's start the tour!" Lyn spoke happily, leading them to a giant room.
"In here we store wine in these wine barrels," Lyn narrated, pointing to the giant shelves holding wine barrels.
A cow with a giant chainsaw circled the shelves.
"Oh yeah he guards the wine." Lyn commented,
Kirby ate him.
"Now he doesn't…" snickered Lucas.
"NO SNICKERING IN OR ON THE TOUR." Roared Lyn,
"Yeah, no snickering Jasper!" Zelda exclaimed to Pit.
"Just kidding!" Lyn laughed.
"She was just kidding Jasper!" Zelda exclaimed to Pit.
"I'm slightly hungry, who wants dinner?" Lyn asked.
"She's slightly hungry, go make dinner!" Zelda exclaimed, handing Pit tongs and a five-gallon bowl of mustard.
Pit walked away and came back with delicious delicacies and everyone had dinner.
"Why didn't you want my delicious delicacies?" Pit questioned,
"Its just mustard with a pair of tongs mixed in with it." Mario replied, eating dinner.
"Oh yeah, well it's really good!" Pit said, starting to eat the mustard-covered tongs, taking a bite he instantly loved it and devoured it, "Wow this really is good!"
"YA RITE." Said Peach, an army of candy canes at her side,
"Pass the gravy or Link gets it!" Snake ordered with a gun to Link's head and a knife to his throat.
"There is no gravy," Peach replied, her army getting excited.
"Oh ok." Snake replied, letting Link go,
Peach's candy cane army ate a cow alive in frustration.
Peach ate her army.
Daisy cackled evilly in her cave full of monitors.
"I, mistress of something, as a request from that one guy who's the real bad guy leader that I can't reveal the identity of yet, will mess the Smasher's fun trip up FOREVER!" she said manically. Shadow finished writing the ingredients to Pit's whatever and put it in a volt.
"How come it took you so long to write that and if so how could you remember all that?" Daisy asked, they were now in an interrogation room.
"I DON'T KNOW." He screamed,
"I'll deal with you later my minion…" Daisy spoke, handcuffing his hand to his neck and left.
Daisy went back to watching her monitor.
It was currently showing a McDonalds from a security camera.
Daisy watched anyway so no one would think it was an accident.
"Do you want me to change it?" Shadow asked.
"SHUT UP," Daisy screamed, handcuffing him to the ceiling, "I'll deal with you later… again…"
"Just calm down…" Shadow began, but Daisy handcuffed him to an electric fence with a cow near it.
"Nuts we're out of orange juice…" the Princess sighed, taking Shadow with her, occasionally handcuffing him to random things.
The Smashers, walking along on the tour, found a fridge.
Lyn opened it to find no milk, "We must go to the store to get milk!" Lyn screamed triumphantly.
'K so yeah.
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