A/N: I have a messed up mind, I admit it! Ever since I noticed that Voldie has a English accent he seemed funny to me not scary(no pun intended). So I'm making up a bunch of funny Voldie fics! and in all of them....HARRY DIES! I know in ur mind ur saying yayerZ!!! This one just came to me a while ago. Please give me flames. I love laughing in pplz faces wen they flame me b/c they cant do anything to stop my messed up mind!! MUAHAHHAHAHAH
well...enjoy reading, if ya styll wanna.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters belong to the great J.K. Rowling.
We all have those fanfictions of Harry and all his wives. Well here is the true story....
Harry married Cho Chang one day and they have a couple million kids. Then Harry met Hermione all growed up and he divorced Cho and married Hermione leaving Ron really mad! Hermione and Harry has about a hundred kids and then Ginny wanted Harry. Harry gave in and him and Ginny has 200 kids. Cho and Hermione left with their kids got mad. They demanded that Harry pay child support right away! Harry refused and then Ginny divorced him. Ginny, Cho, and
Hermione called Judge Mathis to the case.
LETS GET IT ON!
Judge Mathis looked at the millions of kids. Then he said :Harry u gotta pay child support So Harry said: okay. A year later and still no more child support payed His ex's got mad. BAD HARRY! Judge Mathis AND Judge Judy wuld haveto take this one.
QUIET! LETS GET IT ON!
We will take all you've got to pay for these children! Harry lost all his money, his house, and his stuff. Even his WAND! so he had to live in a cardboard box. Poor Harry. But of course he looked like he lived in one already anyway right? Then one day a storm came and Harry's box flew in the middle of the
road with Harry inside it. Yeah so Harry is kinda a sound sleeper.
Voldemort was riding around in his new Farari with Nelly Ride Wit Me music blasting and all model girls hangin in his car wen..SPLAT! no more Harry.... and all voldie could say was.....oops......um.......it wasn't me, and then he drove off with all his beatiful women in his farari!!!
Why did voldie have a Farari and was listenin to rap u ask? Voldie kinda took a trip to the "Ghetto" part of america and kinda lost it. And why are girls going after voldie? Well he got a facelift and now he looks like Nelly! And he made a group called DEVoldieZ which has Snape, Wormtail, Lucius and of course Voldie as a rap group. dont ask just dont ask..
Well it looks like Voldie had a betta life than Harry huh? Oh yeah don't forget Voldie Stars in the next episode of cribs on MTV (magic TV). Harry wuld have but ya kno he's kinda splat now.
well...enjoy reading, if ya styll wanna.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters belong to the great J.K. Rowling.
We all have those fanfictions of Harry and all his wives. Well here is the true story....
Harry married Cho Chang one day and they have a couple million kids. Then Harry met Hermione all growed up and he divorced Cho and married Hermione leaving Ron really mad! Hermione and Harry has about a hundred kids and then Ginny wanted Harry. Harry gave in and him and Ginny has 200 kids. Cho and Hermione left with their kids got mad. They demanded that Harry pay child support right away! Harry refused and then Ginny divorced him. Ginny, Cho, and
Hermione called Judge Mathis to the case.
LETS GET IT ON!
Judge Mathis looked at the millions of kids. Then he said :Harry u gotta pay child support So Harry said: okay. A year later and still no more child support payed His ex's got mad. BAD HARRY! Judge Mathis AND Judge Judy wuld haveto take this one.
QUIET! LETS GET IT ON!
We will take all you've got to pay for these children! Harry lost all his money, his house, and his stuff. Even his WAND! so he had to live in a cardboard box. Poor Harry. But of course he looked like he lived in one already anyway right? Then one day a storm came and Harry's box flew in the middle of the
road with Harry inside it. Yeah so Harry is kinda a sound sleeper.
Voldemort was riding around in his new Farari with Nelly Ride Wit Me music blasting and all model girls hangin in his car wen..SPLAT! no more Harry.... and all voldie could say was.....oops......um.......it wasn't me, and then he drove off with all his beatiful women in his farari!!!
Why did voldie have a Farari and was listenin to rap u ask? Voldie kinda took a trip to the "Ghetto" part of america and kinda lost it. And why are girls going after voldie? Well he got a facelift and now he looks like Nelly! And he made a group called DEVoldieZ which has Snape, Wormtail, Lucius and of course Voldie as a rap group. dont ask just dont ask..
Well it looks like Voldie had a betta life than Harry huh? Oh yeah don't forget Voldie Stars in the next episode of cribs on MTV (magic TV). Harry wuld have but ya kno he's kinda splat now.