Hey it's me, Krazi Kelli, and I would just like to say that this is my SISTER'S "wonderful" creation. NOT MINE! I am only posting it because she doesn't have a fanfiction account.
BE WARNED! This is probably the weirdest thing you will EVER read and it has TWO stories inside of it. The Lord of the Rings series and Harry Potter…. You should be a Harry Potter reader to read this but if you have seen the Lord of the Rings movies you will understand this random thing just fine. I would just like to say "good luck" to any of you who try to read this and I warn you, it was written on a sugar high.
Key: Click is a random animated mouse on this little kid show called "Between The Lions" so yea. He isn't that important, all you need to know is that he can transfer people from story to story……
Disclaimer: We don't own Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, OR Click from "Between the Lions" (like I would want him….)
Once upon a time there was a spastic girl named Laura. Her patronus was a hyena; because she laughed like one. She was in love with Dumbledore. Her sister, the author of this story wrote really bad one-shots. They knew they were bad but they posted them anyway.
One day Dumbledore was angering Laura so she decided to make him jealous and went out with Snape. Snape's hair isn't grease but shampoo that was not rinsed out well enough. Laura soon got very sick of Snape (I wonder why) and Dumbledore wasn't jealous yet. So she got click, who is a weird mouse on "Between the Lions", to transfer her into another book called "The Return of the King"; which Laura liked.
She became a person who rides on the legendary Oliphaunts; she fell in love with Faramir, and deleted Dumbledore from her head all together. Because she was in love with Faramir she could no longer ride Oliphaunts.
One day when Faramir was about to get shot, Laura jumped in front of him and took the arrow herself.
So now, Faramir fell in love with Laura and took her back to Minas Tirith and let her meet his Father-o.
She listened to his ranting about Borimir and decided she was in love with him instead.
-ok let's recap:
Laura loved Dumbledore
then Snape
then Faramir
now Borimir
So she went to go find Click again only to find that he was snogging Gollum. Shielding her innocent eyes she made Click put her into the "Fellowship of the Ring" book.
She went to Rivendell where the fellowship was starting. And she grabbed Borimir by the tie. She then proceeded to snog him senseless. He slapped her upside the face (thank God!) and so she ran to Sauron, joining his forces.
She ran away from Sauron because he was having an affair with Girma Wormtongue. She then ran away to find Click again, when she found him he was sleeping with Frodo. (Ewww!) Later Gollum murdered Frodo, not for the ring, but out of jealousy.
She wanted to go back to the Harry Potter books because they were cooler. She decided to go out with Wormtail, who looked dashing with the few hairs he had combed over the bald spot on his head.
Now she wanted to become an animagus. So she did and became a snail; which is a very good animal to become if I do say so myself.
While an animagus she decided to haunt Harry Potter, but was stepped on, and died because of Harry's clumsy feet during the Yule Ball.
The End
(Thanks GOD!)
Wow if you actually finished that, good for you! All you have to do now is review! PLEASE!
P.S. everything in parenthesis is what I, Kelli, wrote before my sister, Laura posted this!
P.P.S. Laura says, "You get to be manhandled by clumsy foot Harry if you review. Hearts of the World."
Oh my…. That's all I have to say about that…..