Girl problems

Chapter 1

(Girls)

The lights turn on and Fuji to his right of himself and looks at his boyfriend, Tezuka, and says, "That was a good movie. Did you enjoy it?"

"Let's go" was all that Tezuka had to say. They both stand up and fallow the crowd out of the movie theatre. As soon as they were out side, Fuji grabs Tezuka's hand and pulls him toward an ice cream polar.

Fuji goes up to the counter and orders a cup of mint-chocolate chip ice cream with carmal, butterscotch, and multicoloured sprinkles. Tezuka looks at him like he has grown an extra head and turns to the counter and orders plain old vanilla ice cream. Fuji shakes his head in disgorgement and tells the lady behind the counter to put hot fudge on it.

Fuji takes his ice cream and sets down while Tezuka pays.

"Tezuka, you need a little excitement in your life, and plain vanilla is not going to help that matter very much." Fuji tells his boyfriend as he joins him in eating. Tezuka refused to say anything so he continued to talk "This is good. No wander this is Fiji's favourite."

"Eiji's?"

" Eiji was telling me what his favourite kind of ice cream was, so I'm trying it." From there they sat in silence till Fuji's cell phone rang."Moshi, Moshi."

"Fuji-co! Come over now! I've got a big problem! Thanks" and with that Eiji hangs up.

"Looks like I'm going to Eiji's " Fuji tells his boyfriend as he puts his cell phone away.

"I'll walk with you" Tezuka says as he stands up. They finish their ice creams on the way to Eiji's house.

TIME LAPS

Fiji reached up to ring the doorbell for the 5th time.

"I wander if something's wrong." Fuji says as he walks into Eiji's house.

"SURPRISE!" comes a united shout as every one jumps out of their hiding places.

"What the…" Fuji says as he looks around the room. He sees Eiji, Momo, Ryoma, Inui, Oishi, Kaido, Takashi, and…

" YUUTA!"

Yuuta tacks a few steps back and flinches when Fuji run to him and gives him a giant hug. "What have t gotten my self into." Youta asks himself

After Fuji let go of his little brother, he turned to his teammates. "I thought we weren't going to have a party for my b-day?"

Eiji came bouncing up and gave Fuji a hug. "We can't, not have a party, you only get a b-day every 4 years."

"Eiji, where's your family?" Fuji asks as he gives his most innocent smile. Eiji didn't notice and answers " they're out of town, so I'm staying with Oishi."

"Then lets play a game," Fuji suggests and everyone paled.

"Hmm…I know Truth or dare."

"All right" Oishi said.

" In partners." Fuji continues "and I pick them."

"I data." Inui says

"Lets see then" Fuji begins only to interrupted

" Who said we agreed to play this game any way." Momo puts in and mutable heads nod. Truth and dare with Fuji is scary, just ask Youta.

" Because its my b-day, sooo you have to" Came the answer.

" You can't argy with him there." Takashi puts in tensely and sighs when the heads around the room starts to nod.

" Glad we all agree." Fuji says as he takes Eiji by the hand. He tells Eiji to sit and turns to the others. When he was done telling them where to sit. B the time he was finished was this clockwise: Yuuta Oishi, Takashi, Eiji, Ryoma, Tezuka, Momo, Kaido, Inui, and Fuji.

"I'm not setting with him." Momo says as he points at Kaido.

"For once, I agree" Kaido tells the group of teens.

"You will sit there or you will not play with us." Fuji says trying to be mad

" Fine with me, I'm outa here." Kaido says as he gets up.

"SIT DOWN NOOOOOOW!" Kaido quickly sits back down.

"Thank You Kaido." Fuji says sweetly

"I'm partners with Eiji. Momo with Ryoma are together, Inui with Oishi, Kaido with Yuuta, and Takashi with Tezuka. Now all we need is a bottle." Fuji informs them

"A bottle?" Ryoma asks.

" To spin what else, to see who asks and who dose the asking." Fuji informs them.

" I'll get one." Eiji tells them and disappears down the hall, to reaper with a bottle in hand. Fuji takes it and holds it for every one to see who acts and who does the asking." Fuji tells them.

" Well spin the bottle, who ever the small end points to, him and his partner will be the victims. The other end is for the tellers. The person the bottle's pointing at goes first (in truth). The partner of the person the bottle is pointing to is going to spin the bottle next. Okay?"

" Do you mean both people have to do what is said?" Inui asks and Fuji nods his head in agreement. "I like it."

"Yuuta spin." Fuji orders his little brother. Yuuta fallows orders and spins the bottle.

"Okay…Inui & Oishi are the victims to…Ryoma & Momo. Truth or dare?" Fuji asks them.

"Dare." Inui answers.

"Sing I did it again by Brittany Spears." Ryoma tells them. The two start to sing. (If you call it singing)

" Sounds like a toad and a bull dog trying to harmonize." Kaido practically screams over the two. "Make them stop."

" Who is the bull dog and who is the frog?" asks Inui with his notebook out, before he spins the bottle.

Yuuta & Kaido are victims to Momo & Ryoma. "Truth" Yuuta tells them.

"What's your biggest secret?" Momo asks them.

"Yuuta first" tells them.

"Why me?" Yuuta exclaims. And his brother says, "It's pointing to you"

"Fine… I was afraid of the dark till I was 10… so I sleep with Shusuke." Yuuta tells them.

" I remember that… and the little pink bunny night light, that you wouldn't sleep without." Fuji tells him, this earns a good laugh and a glare from Yuuta.

"Kaido, your turn" Eiji points out to the silent boy.

"I sleep with Mr. snuggles every night." he mutters as everyone, but Inui and Tezuka, brakes out laughing.

Next are Fuji & Eiji victims to Takashi & Tezuka. "Dare," the boys say together.

Takashi looks at Tezuka for help, but doesn't receive any. " Um…a shot of rum."

"Ok" Fuji says as Eiji jumps up, again, and leaves to return with two shots of rum. After handing one to Fuji, they both drink. " Ewww…." is all they say after they drink the rum.

Eiji spins the bottle to have it land on Takashi & Tezuka as victims to Oishi & Inui. "Truth"

" What was the most embarrassing nick name you've ever had and who gave it to you?"

"Sushi man by the neighbour hood kids" Takashi tells them.

"Tezuka?" asks Oishi, when he didn't say anything.

"Snugely wogilly by my mom" he tells them and everyone brakes out laughing.

"Now, now. We should be nice to snugely wogilly," Fuji tells them, as soon as he's under control. " Spin snugely wogilly."

Inui & Oishi victims to Kaido & Yuuta. " Truth."

"Who was your first kiss and when?" Yuuta asks them.

" I don't remember her name, but is was I sixth grade" Oishi tells them

"Some guy got dared to kiss me at school a year ago." Inui tells them 'and I've been guy ever since' he thought.

"I remember that" Fuji tells Inui.

"What?" came multiple voices?

"I dared a boy, cant remember who, to kiss him" Fuji tells them.

"You really like causing trouble, don't you?" Yuuta asks his brother, ashamed.

"Of course, my little brother" Fuji tells him.

"Ok, ok. Lets get back to the game." Kaido tells them.

" Yah! We get to ask the question!" Eiji say evidently. The bottle landed on Eiji & Fuji with Inui & Oishi their victims. "Truth"

Eiji and Fuji go and whisper in the corner for a moment before returning to the circle. Eiji says " have you ever done a back flip and if not try."

"You have to be kidding." Inui asks Eiji. " Nope, go on show us your back flips." Fuji replays

" You are going to let those two go to flip around your house?" Kaido questions the little redhead. "Well for one thing it's not my house I just live here." Eiji replay as he and a few others put a blanket of pillows on the floor for the two new acrobats. Inui was the first to go it wasn't that bad until he started and it kind of went down hill…literally, falling hardly but was able to get up. (That has got to hurt) Oishi wasn't half bad he made it over but the pillow got a real beating. He got misarranged but cooled down before returning to the group. He spun the bottle like nothing ever happened.

"Next to be victims are…Momo & Ryoma." Yuuta says "and Takashi & Tezuka will be giving the Question." Ryoma looks to Momo and Momo does the same then they turn to the group and say together "truth."

"Okay at is very moment how is your crush…"Ryoma turns to his partner and says, "Momo your turn is first." Momo turn away and tries to hide his face from the group. "It …well…I…uh…That is I like him." every one turns to Momo to see what he was pointing at Ryoma get up and walks to Momo and gently plants his lips against Momo's and every one in the room gaped in surprise even Tezuka. No one in the group expected that not even Inui that knows all the possibilities in anything. "Ok enough with the mushy gushy stuff already,

Spin the bottle." Yuuta says. Ryoma gives him a glare and returns to his sit with a big smile on his face picks up the bottle and spin it then give Momo a big grin. The next matching are Inui & Oishi victims to Takashi & Tezuka.

"Dare." Inui says bravely. Takashi looks down at the ground and starts to say run but was cut off by a comment from Tezuka "dance the tango for 2 minutes." Inui and Oishi look at him blankly "NOW!" instantly they get up start to do the tango with no music and no coronation involved. When the time was up they went to the group and sat down silently. Kaido was the first to break the silence by saying, "you couldn't do any better than that, a horse and a cow could do better that you" Kaido makes a lame remark again as the team mates was close to screams of laughter that thy didn't even hear the lame remark.

Inui and Oishi got there ay back, but not for the tango, but for the free singing lesson from Momo & Ryoma. "Truth" Ryoma tells them. Oishi told the next question and to there surprise it was ruthless unlike Oishi at all. "When did you start to like each other?" mean while Inui takes out his notebook to check if his information was correct and to much of his liking it was perfectly 100 correct. " When I first Momo." he says trying to be invisible

. To relive Ryoma of his circumstances he told the group "I started to like him in the starters tormenting." every ones gaze went to the partner that was already spinning the bottle. That is SO romantic. Eiji says and looks at Oishi.

"YEAH!" Fuji yelled with happiness that they get to have Tezsuka & Takashi as their victims in the next round of truth or dare. "Dare." as the answer that Fuji got and Fuji looks downward in thought while a few gasps could be heard amongst the group of boys. "Write down the most perverted thought that comes to your mind about Fuji and pass them to him." everyone watched as the two boys write on two pieces of paper. Takashi was the first to finish and hands the paper to Fuji and soon after fallowed by Tezuska's. Fuji saw about to open them when Yuuta of all people to stop him with one comment "There was no part that said you could read them." Fuji sighs with disappointment and puts the papers in his lap for later as eiji spins the bottle Takashi & Tezuka are pray to Yuuta & Kaido.

"Truth" Takashi says tensely. "Have you ever thought eiji was hot, and when?" Yuuta says giving them a smile like his older brothers mischievous smiles. "Um…yes…at the ocean party." Takashi mutters. Next it was Tezuka "no" Tezuka said coldly. Eiji pouts then looks at Oishi and becomes bouncy again.

"Dare" Oishi says to Momo & Ryoma. "Write the most perverted thought about Eiji and give it to him." Ryoma says that could not come up with a better one. They both write down the answer and give it to Eiji and Eiji puts them in his lap like Fuji did his. Inui spins the bottle, for it to land on Fuji to Ryoma. "Dare" Ryoma exclaims and get a glare from Momo. "Cross dress for two spins." Fuji tells them and both of them turns red "in clothes me and Eiji pick out." Eiji and Fuji stands up and the other two fallow suit. The four of them head down the hall, towards the stairs.

The others wait downstairs (not that they wanted to go). After about 10 minutes Fuji and Eiji comes back out with grins on their faces. Fuji looks behind him and calls " hurry up. The two turns don't count unless you're out here."

"What!" comes a complaining yell?

"Yes." Eiji tells them. The two sit back down and looks toward the two that just entered the room. Momo was in a mini skirt (blue) and a white, long sleeves shirt. That looks very uncomfortable and doesn't look good. Momo has a more muscular look than Ryoma. Ryoma was in a pink princess costume (don't ask) with bows all over the place, also in his hair. Both were bright red with embarrassment.

"Momo, spin." Eiji tells him. Ryoma &Momo reluctantly sits down, and Momo spins. The next spin let Takashi get revenge on Yuuta for the Eiji cute scene. "Dare" Kaido tells them.

" Put makeup on each other and leave it on till bed." Takashi tells them, after Ryoma hands him a racket behind Eiji.

"I'll get the makeup!" Eiji tells them and, once again goes down the hall. He returns with two boxes of makeup. "Kaido will get the make over first scene it is pointing to you." Eiji told Kaido.

Kaido looks scared as Yuuta goes through the makeup. Yuuta turns to him and blocks every ones view. After a few minutes he backs up to reveal Kaido with bright red lips, pink checks, green eye shadow, blue lip liner, and glitter all over his face. Every one breaks out laughing and when Kaido looked into the mirror. Kaido got a smug look on his face and Yuuta quite laughing when he said "pay back time." Kaido gets in the way of the views of the other people. Ever so often they would hear an evil laugh, which made them more curious. When he was finally done they got to look at what used to be Yuuta. This person had blue lips, green checks, orange eyes and yellow glitter covered he's face. And every one laughs even harder and Fuji took his camera and took pictures of them both. But they were to busy noticing the laughing faces not Fuji. Fuji takes his camera out and takes pictures of them both. " Yuuta it's your turn to spin the bottle." Momo tells him. Yuuta returns to his set next to his brother and spins the bottle.

"Truth" Kaido tells Eiji and Fuji. "Who do you have a crush on?" Fuji asks. Kaido turns beat red and looks away "Momo" he mutters. He could hear gasps around the room. "I knew it" Inui says and Fuji nods. "Yuuta?" Fuji asks, turning to his brother. "Hajime" Yuuta tells him, looking at Fuji's state "and you aren't going to chase this one out of the country, like the last five." Yuuta puts in. "but Yuuta, he hurts you." Fuji whines to his brother. "NO" Yuuta tells him. "Fine" Fuji says as he crosses his arms and pouts. "Yuuta's a meanie." "No, your just evil" Yuuta says will spinning the bottle. Now its Eiji & Fuji victims to Kaido & Yuuta. "Dare" Fuji says happily. "Hmm…switch the papers and read them aloud." Yuuta tells them. Eiji and Fuji switch the papers and Fuji opens the first one.

"Inui's says…doing the Macarena…in a mini skirt?" Fuji looks confused "What the… oh well. Oishi's says…in a princess costume." Fuji looks at Oishi "Ryoma can lend you the one he just took off." Fuji tells Oishi, getting blushes from both Eiji and Oishi.

"Fuji's papers. Let's see, Takashi's says Fuji in a French maids outfit." Eiji looks up from the papers. "That would be cute!" "What's Tezuka's say?" Momo asks. "Um." Eiji opens the paper and turns redder than his hair. "Umm…do I have to read it…" he could hear multiple yeses. "Fine umm…it…uh…uh…Fuji handcuffed …to…my bed…um…uh…naked." he mumbled the last part but could still her it.

"What?" comes joined voices? "Any one have handcuffs?" Fuji asks in an innocent voice. "SHUSUKE!" Yuuta exclaims, "don't even try it!"

"You ruin all the fun." Fuji says pouting. "Knock it off, so I can spin the bottle." Eiji tells them, having recovered. He spins it and just for it to end up with them victims again, but to Ryoma & Momo.

"Dare" Eiji tells them. Ryoma & Momo go to talk it over and they come back over with evil smirks on their faces. "Eiji has to kiss Tezuka and Fuji has to kiss Oishi." Ryoma tells the. "Are you nuts!" Eiji exclaims, "Tezuka will make me run laps and put me through!"

" I don't mind, and I'll run any laps you have to." Fuji reassures his best friend. With a sigh Eiji stands up and walks cross the room. When he is in front of Tezuka, he looks back at Fuji who is in front of Oishi. With one last breath Fuji and Eiji bends down in front of the sitting pair and kiss them. Oishi look startled with big wide eyes and Tezuka just has his 'I'm going to kill you and enjoy it' look. "Eiji, Oishi isn't a very good kisser." Fuji tells his friend. " I don't think he kissed you back." Eiji points out. " Well no … but his like a board." Fuji tells. " And Tezuka isn't?" Eiji asks. " Point taken." Fuji replays as he smiles, and then points at the bottle. Eiji realizes that they are having bad luck, to be victims to Oishi & Inui. "Dare" Fuji says, which surprises the others.

"97 chases that you would choose dare. Your dare is to each drink a glass of my newest juice. Garneted to even affect Fuji!" Eiji run behind Oishi "NOOOO!" Eiji yells " Oishi save me!" Eiji says as he hides behind his boyfriend. "Inui, that's endangering their health." Oishi says standing up "l-lets do something else."

"NO!" he answers as he pours two glasses of juice. Eiji reluctantly comes over and both take a glass. "We'll drink together." Eiji tells Fuji and Fuji nods in approval. "1…2…3…down the hatch." Momo says. Both drink the glass and look at each other. "No effects?" Eiji asks just to pale and collapses. "Eiji!" Oishi exclaims as he rushes over. He binds over and checks on his boyfriend. He went to ask Fuji if he was all right, as Fuji goes to his knees. "Fuji!" Tezuka comes over and places a hand on Fuji's shaking back. "Fuji?"

"It hurts" Fuji mutters as he raps his arms around his stomach, and falls unconscious seconds later. Tezuka ketches him before falling to the floor. "Inui?"

"98 chances they'd collapse." Inui tells him. Tezuka shifts Fuji's dead weight and stands up. "Oishi, do you know which room is Eiji's?" "Yes. The last one on the right." Oishi answers. "Bring Eiji." Tezuka says and turns and walks down the hall and puts Fuji on Eiji's bed.

TIME LAPS

"Eiji?" asks Fuji and Eiji stirs. She (she it not your eyes I wrote she) opens her eyes to get a shock. Fuji with very baggy clothes that had fit yesterday, 3 inches shorter in height, and her hair to her upper back.

"Fuji?" Eiji exclaims "what happened?" Eiji jumps out of bed to find that she'd lost 3 inches in height. She races to the mirror and looks at her reflection. She has waist length hair and, like Fuji, to big of clothes. "AHHHH! IM A GIRL…."

A/N: Plz review Plz! For a sunday with hot fudge and sprinkles. If you are diabedic sugar free ice cream, If you don't like ice cream than pizza. If you don't like pizza, YOUR NOT HUMAN!