A Random Humor Fic (Set In a Remote Land, aka. The Author's Mind)
Chaptah 1: I like chickens.
???: Ah, here we are in beautiful...a donut shop?? But, we were supposed to be in Flo-!
Dark Genie: *burp* Mmm, nothing like a good helping of human flesh... *BURP*!
Brock: *girly shriek* You ate Ash!!!!
Everyone: YAY!
Riku: Mm...donuts...
Pikachu: Pika?
???: Hello? Doesn't anyone besides me care that we were supposed to be in Florida?
Everyone: ...Nope!
???: ...oh... Okay.
Yuffie: I'll have the cheese & bacon omellette with fries, potatoes, cream, eggs, salad, beer, whiskey, and some biscuits!
Rikku: ...
Yuffie: And Squall will have the cheese danish and the lonely twig in the corner!
Squall: I'm allergic to cheese danish...
Leon: Doctor Evil & Mini-Me!!!
Squall: ?
Leon: Yup! You're Doctor Evil and I'm Mini-Me!
Laguna: *runs into shop* HELP! The fangirls have escaped from the Correctional Facility! RUN FOR YA LIFES!!! *passes out*
All Bishonen: *girly scream* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!
Rikku: No, fangirls don't kill, they glomp!
???: Yes! My plan has taken action! Now I can reveal my true identity! BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *disappears and returns in a puff of black smoke* It is I, Riku173!!! Lover of bishonen!!!!
Riku: AH!
Sephiroth: AH!
Kuja: AH!
Raven (from Zoids): AH!
Squall: ...ah...
Leon: *girly scream like Johnny Bravo*
Seifer: AH!
Riku173: Ew, I don't even like Seifer! He's ugly! And he hurt Squally! Now I call upon my assistant, Tommy the Flea!!! *she starts doing the funky chicken and 10 minutes later (no one tried to escape for they were much to stupid) a tiny girl appeared, wearing a white shirt with Tommy plastered in red letters on the front, indicating a Tommy Hilfiger (forgive if spelled wrong) shirt. She is wearing jeans. She adjusts her glasses, walks forward and trips. Riku173 laughs uncontrollably*
Riku173: God, you kill me...
Tommy: *gets up* Then why are you still alive?
Riku173: Let's just get to the reasons why we're here: TO KIDNAP ALL BISHONEN AND SELL THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!!! *all but her and Tommy fall over unconscious*
Tommy: Step 1 complete!
Riku173: No, that was step 2. Step 1 was to lure them to the donut shop. Pay attention to your studies!
Tommy: Gr...
Chaptah 1: I like chickens.
???: Ah, here we are in beautiful...a donut shop?? But, we were supposed to be in Flo-!
Dark Genie: *burp* Mmm, nothing like a good helping of human flesh... *BURP*!
Brock: *girly shriek* You ate Ash!!!!
Everyone: YAY!
Riku: Mm...donuts...
Pikachu: Pika?
???: Hello? Doesn't anyone besides me care that we were supposed to be in Florida?
Everyone: ...Nope!
???: ...oh... Okay.
Yuffie: I'll have the cheese & bacon omellette with fries, potatoes, cream, eggs, salad, beer, whiskey, and some biscuits!
Rikku: ...
Yuffie: And Squall will have the cheese danish and the lonely twig in the corner!
Squall: I'm allergic to cheese danish...
Leon: Doctor Evil & Mini-Me!!!
Squall: ?
Leon: Yup! You're Doctor Evil and I'm Mini-Me!
Laguna: *runs into shop* HELP! The fangirls have escaped from the Correctional Facility! RUN FOR YA LIFES!!! *passes out*
All Bishonen: *girly scream* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!
Rikku: No, fangirls don't kill, they glomp!
???: Yes! My plan has taken action! Now I can reveal my true identity! BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *disappears and returns in a puff of black smoke* It is I, Riku173!!! Lover of bishonen!!!!
Riku: AH!
Sephiroth: AH!
Kuja: AH!
Raven (from Zoids): AH!
Squall: ...ah...
Leon: *girly scream like Johnny Bravo*
Seifer: AH!
Riku173: Ew, I don't even like Seifer! He's ugly! And he hurt Squally! Now I call upon my assistant, Tommy the Flea!!! *she starts doing the funky chicken and 10 minutes later (no one tried to escape for they were much to stupid) a tiny girl appeared, wearing a white shirt with Tommy plastered in red letters on the front, indicating a Tommy Hilfiger (forgive if spelled wrong) shirt. She is wearing jeans. She adjusts her glasses, walks forward and trips. Riku173 laughs uncontrollably*
Riku173: God, you kill me...
Tommy: *gets up* Then why are you still alive?
Riku173: Let's just get to the reasons why we're here: TO KIDNAP ALL BISHONEN AND SELL THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!!! *all but her and Tommy fall over unconscious*
Tommy: Step 1 complete!
Riku173: No, that was step 2. Step 1 was to lure them to the donut shop. Pay attention to your studies!
Tommy: Gr...