It was Christmas Eve night and a party was going on. Al sat in a corner playing with Hawkeye's dog. Armstrong was starting to strip talking about a perfect specimen. "He drank too much," Ed mumbled standing near the doorway watching the "grown-ups" making fools of themselves.
Hawkeye and Bradly were having a drinking contest. 'Wow so weird to see king Bradly here,' Ed mumbled to himself. He was drinking some of the not spiked egg nogg when everything went silent and everyone was looking over at him.
"Uumm what?" Ed asked confused.
"Aahh it seems we both have been caught under the mistletoe young Edward," Roy Mustang said.
"Oh hell no!" Ed yelled in his head turning a nice shade of red making him look valuable and cute.
"If you keep looking at me like that I'll do more than just kiss you," a very drunk Roy said into Ed's ear. Some of the girls started to squeal when Roy lifter Ed's chin up then slowly placed a kiss on them. Some snickered at Ed's face that was as red as a tomato. Next thing you know Roy is passed out on the floor with blood running out his nose, very flushed face, and Ed walking out the door talking about perverted bosses.
The End