Mistaken Noises!

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This has suggestions of 5x2x5. This fic was written after Lady Blink got her ass kicked in video games by the bitch-Oops! I mean kind and friendly Lady Wrath. Hope you had a Merry Christmas. If not, too bad! R&R!! -Lady Blink & Lady Wrath.

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Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.

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*Wufei is trying to stuff a box of old crap into his bedroom closet. *

Wufei: Kasma!!! Baka!!!!!

*Duo walks into the room. *

Duo: *Looks at the struggling pilot. * What's wrong mighty man?

Wufei: Piss off. *Pause. * Shut up and help me Maxwell!

*Duo shuts the door and walks over to 05. *

Duo: What's all that shit in the box Wu-Wu?

Wufei: Stuff a weakling like you would know nothing about.

*Duo picks up magazine and looks at it. *

Duo: Porno? Trust me, I know about porno.

Wufei: *Going red. * Give me that. *Low voice. * That goes in the keep pile.

Duo: What ever. * Starts stuffing in the box. *

Wufei: Put your back into it!

~Outside. ~

*Quartre and Trowa walk by and they stop when they hear noises. *

~Inside. ~

Duo: God it's big. Hell of a thing you got going there Wu-man. I've never seen one so big. *Pause. * I didn't know-OWW! Wufei! Not so hard.

Wufei: Sorry, just open wider.

Duo: Wider! It won't open wider!

~Outside. ~

*Quatre faints. *

*Heero walks by and sees Trowa and a fainted Quatre. *

Heero: What-

Trowa: Shhhh!

~Inside. ~

*Hear loud, quick, rapid squeaking. *

Duo: Harder!

Wufei: I'm only one man Maxwell!

Duo: I told you we should have gotten Heero. He can do this really great.

~Outside. ~

*Trowa looks at Heero in disgust. *

Heero: I swear I didn't!

~Inside. ~

Wufei: How's that?

Duo: Good. Bend your legs a little more.

Wufei: There going numb damn it! You have to many demands!

Duo: Your lucky I'm doing this with you at all, here, we'll switch.

~Outside. ~

01 and 03: o.0

*Yuy and Barton look away from each other. *

~Inside. ~

*More squeaking. *

Wufei: It won't get in! Maybe you should get the oil Maxwell. It'll open more.

Duo: Stop your bitching. Hang onto something! It's going to get rough!

* Duo drops the box and it lands on Wufei's leg. *

Wufei: AHHHHHHHHH!! THE PAIN!!!

Duo: Hold still. Stop moving.

Wufei: You baka! Watch what your doing!

~Outside. ~

Trowa: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! * Runs away. *

* Heero's nose starts to bleed. *

Heero: O.O * Walks away in a daze. *

*Duo and Wufei open the door and look down the hall and at Quatre. *

Duo: Why didn't they come and help us?!

Wufei: Those bastards!

*Duo yells down the hall. *

Duo: What the hell! Come help us with the freakin box!

* Heero and Trowa fall down anime style. *

Wufei: Some people are so rude!

Duo: God. I know!