Prologue
Two figures sat on an old year 2000 couch, sporting many signs of wear and tear. Both figures stared at a flat black screen, with colors and lights flashing. Both figures were yelling and moving side to side on the old couch, neither noticed the light coming from the small plastic pedestal hooked to the box under the screen. The light gradually grew until the figures noticed the light obscuring their vision. Both covered their eyes when the light flashed bright enough to rival the sun, and when the light faded, the only traces of them were two scorch marks on the old couch.