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Written out of boredom when I should be studying. I hope you enjoy.
"Do you think I'm crazy, Malfoy?"
"'course I do, Potter, but for curiosity's sake, why do you ask?"
"Well, you've left us alone, stopped harassing us and everything, but it bothers me."
"Ok, well, than yeah, you're a nutter. Problem solved."
"But why does it bother me?"
"I don't try to understand the insane, Potter."
"You're a big help."
"I try. Why are you talking to me anyway."
"Dunno, I'm bored and confused."
"Well, confusion should be nothing new to you then right?"
"Shove off, Malfoy."
"Gladly."
"Maybe it's a syndrome."
"What's that?"
"Well, the way I see it is you're like my cousin, difference is I can fight you."
"You can't fight your cousin?"
"And risk punishment from it? No thanks."
"You get punishment when you fight me."
"We both do."
"What's that supposed to mean."
"Nothing."
"Right….I think you just hate that someone's actually ignoring you."
"Nah, that's not it. What if I miss a constant?"
"Constant?"
"Yeah, you know, the way things are. You're a part of normal life, well, you were."
"So you like being bullied, is that it?"
"We bully each other. But it's normal to argue with someone, to have a school rival."
"Why would you want normal? Last I heard normal was boring."
"I'd give anything for normal, Malfoy. Have you seen my life?"
"Yeah, it's full of you being popular and getting my father thrown in Azkaban."
"It's not my fault he got caught, plus he was going to kill us."
"Not you, he wouldn't go against orders."
"Right, 'cause Voldemort…oh stop flinching…wants me for his own. And you don't see my need for normalcy? You're the nutter, Malfoy."
"I am not. So basically you don't want Him to kill you."
"Uh, yeah. I'd like to live thank you very much."
"Ok. Understandable I guess."
"You agreeing with me, Malfoy?"
"Yes, Potter, I am. You're not the only one who wants to live."
"Ya know, the Order could give you protection."
"I don't want anything from your stupid Order."
"So you'd rather follow Voldemort?"
"If I don't he'll kill my mum."
"We could protect her too."
"Why are you trying to help?"
"I dunno. I got you talking to me again didn't?"
"I think I know what your problem is, Potter."
"What?"
"Well besides having a hero complex, you're gay."
"I'm not gay."
"Don't deny it."
"I'm not gay."
"I can prove it."
"How can you mmpmhmm?"
"There."
"What the bloody hell was that, Malfoy?"
"I kissed you."
"Yeah, I noticed. Why?"
"To prove you're gay."
"One problem, I didn't kiss back."
"You're still in denial."
"I am not."
"Denial gets you no where."
"Ahh! I'm done with you, Malfoy. Why I missed you, I don't know."
"Well, my job is done then."
"….."
"I made it so you don't miss me anymore."
"Right. I'm going now."
"Fine with me…..Wait, what about that protection? Potter, Potter, wait up, I'm talking to you."
The End