Pretty Fly for a Bi Guy
Hey everyone! I'm getting all my challenge/competition writing done today! This is for The Admitting Their Sexuality Challenge. Harry is gonna be bi. Woot woot! :D There's slash…*sigh*. Sorry everyone, but you can only see it if you read the last sentence. Hehe.
"Hey Ginny, could we talk?"
"Sure, where?"
"Let's go to the Room of Requirement."
"Ok, I'll be right back Hermione."
Five minutes of uncomfortable silence passed as they went to the Room of Requirement and it opened.
"What do you want, Harry?"
"Well, I've discovered something. Don't interrupt, ok? I was reading a Quidditch magazine when all of a sudden the picture of Oliver Wood half naked turned me on."
"Are you gay? Seriously?"
"No, let me continue. But I am turned on by you. I'm bi, Ginny. Is that ok?"
"Will you make out with guys for me? I can take pictures and make tons of money! It's a win-win!"
"…"
"What's the matter?"
"YOU JUST WANT TO USE MY SEXUALITY FOR MONEY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? GET OUT! NOW!"
"But…Harry…we have something magi-"
"No, we don't, Ginny. You're just a bitch."
And with that, Harry walked out of the Room of Requirement, and set off to find Draco Malfoy, his love.